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Funko
27-01-2006, 09:41:34
This was posted by an anonymous source on another forum yesterday, have you any information on it?

Happy Slapping is so 2005. To be too cool for school these days you have to do the Seagull.

In schools all over London, apparently, break-times are seeing boys running into the bogs to masturbate furiously, collect their jizz in the palms of their hands, then go out and find a younger kid.... then slap them in the face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

Try it in the office when you're bored.

mr_G
27-01-2006, 09:45:23
OMG pleez keep this info away from the italian boy.

Gary
27-01-2006, 09:55:54
Spreading rumours ? Sounds very sexist, only one gender can play (without help).

MDA
27-01-2006, 14:07:54
Kancho squared!

King_Ghidra
27-01-2006, 14:11:15
i'm sure a girl can work herself into a significant lather to mimic this

Gramercy Riffs
27-01-2006, 14:13:13
I find this very.very funny

King_Ghidra
27-01-2006, 14:14:28
cool, see you at break-time

Gramercy Riffs
27-01-2006, 14:15:57
:hmm:

mr_G
27-01-2006, 14:18:57
:lol:

MoSe
27-01-2006, 15:36:21
Originally posted by mr_G
OMG pleez keep this info away from the italian boy.

:rolleyes:

I can't, I've dried the source out, due to overuse

Kitsuki
27-01-2006, 15:38:44
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
cool, see you at break-time

:lol:

Oerdin
27-01-2006, 15:54:01
I wonder if just a few assholes are doing this or if it really is a trend like happy slapping.

Gary
27-01-2006, 16:11:42
Just Funko ;)

Venom
27-01-2006, 16:19:02
You guys have the weirdest, sickest school games. I'm jealous.

Funko
27-01-2006, 16:20:14
Originally posted by Oerdin
I wonder if just a few assholes are doing this or if it really is a trend like happy slapping.

Or if it's even real...

That's why I was asking Mr FrankenBeta.

mr_G
27-01-2006, 16:20:16
yaaay but you americanos have Jon

King_Ghidra
27-01-2006, 16:20:17
in US schools the security guards would probably taser kids who tried shit like that

Venom
27-01-2006, 16:23:52
Yeah, like the school security guards do ANYTHING.

MoSe
27-01-2006, 16:25:34
I wonder... tazed jizz....

Funko
27-01-2006, 16:26:10
A French delicacy.

Darkstar
06-04-2006, 01:15:22
Originally posted by MoSe
I wonder... tazted jizz....

:eek: You are going to taste it first?

Greg W
06-04-2006, 01:32:11
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
cool, see you at break-time :lol: :lol: :lol: :beer:

Beta1
06-04-2006, 09:35:28
I'm very very glad to say I've never heard of this before.

Knowning the fuckwits I teach I wouldn't put it beyond them though.

Drekkus
06-04-2006, 10:28:15
A friend of mine works at a company called Seagull. Should be a very unique way to introduce yourself to potential customers.

King_Ghidra
06-04-2006, 10:51:53
:lol:

Funko
19-05-2006, 14:46:17
From PopBitch:




>> The birth of seagulling <<
How to give doggers the bird

We brought you news this year about the
seagulling craze at schools. Apparently the
term actually comes from the Dogging
scene. Here, seagulling refers to
voyeurs who would stand outside cars,
wank furiously and then fling their jizz
at the car windscreen before running off.


So there you go.

Nills Lagerbaak
19-05-2006, 15:47:15
What so you jizz into your hand an then fling it? Dirty.

shagnasty
19-05-2006, 16:02:30
Thats been around for ages has that. I always thought that was how you shagged a fat lass.

Funko
19-05-2006, 16:03:17
Wow... so how did Mrs Nasty get pregnant then?

(Joke, sorry alsie!!! )

shagnasty
19-05-2006, 16:06:40
I'm a good shot jesjes

Funko
19-05-2006, 16:06:58
:lol: