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mr_G
24-01-2006, 15:55:50
Let's make a CG's farts in a jar.

Let say Lurker starts and farts in a jar, he send it to venom who will put his fart in that jar and so on and so on.........at the end we will sell it to the highest bidder.

then we will all be richer than rich....jesjes
brilliant I would say.

paiktis22
24-01-2006, 15:57:33
We'll have to ISO 9001 verify the jar so it's EU compliant and make a biiiiiiilion

mr_G
24-01-2006, 15:58:39
jesjes maybe even a brazilian

paiktis22
24-01-2006, 16:06:41
watch out for that lula though he's a communist! he'd want to nationalize our jar

paiktis22
24-01-2006, 16:12:09
we can also advertise it. hire metallica to sing "farts in a ja-ar". and also get pulp to sing it to also get the metrosexuals.

mr_G
24-01-2006, 16:23:12
jesjes and sell the pirate version
"farts in a ja-arrr arrrrr arrrr"

shagnasty
24-01-2006, 16:30:53
Don't forget to copyright the thing. And also patent it.

paiktis22
24-01-2006, 16:32:19
we're duplication safe. Noone can duplicate venom's fart. lurker knows.

mr_G
24-01-2006, 16:33:13
we are gonna be sooooo rich.....uh not poor that is.

shagnasty
24-01-2006, 16:34:56
Originally posted by paiktis22
we're duplication safe. Noone can duplicate venom's fart. lurker knows.

This is soooooo true FACT. But it will not stop nasty bandwagon jumper-oners trying to make a few sovs.

paiktis22
24-01-2006, 16:39:53
We can include a warning sticker on the jar "check your venom". this will help verify the authenticity of the fart and it also sounds soooo coooool

shagnasty
24-01-2006, 16:40:46
of course you would need to develop the long term plan the Fart-in-a-Jaajaa (just a little idea for a name) i.e. different flavours of fart, different sized jars e.g. fun-sized, share-sized or even family-sized. Then perhaps move onto the multi-pack system.

MoSe
24-01-2006, 16:41:06
please I don't wanna hear farther

paiktis22
24-01-2006, 16:52:38
geek!

Lurker the Second
24-01-2006, 17:01:34
Package is in the mail. I had to use an extra large jar, so factor in higher than expected shipping costs.

Oh, and can we charge extra for small bits of solid matter?

paiktis22
24-01-2006, 17:05:18
These will be Collector's Jars. Sold in all golden boxes and auctioned in Sotheby's. All profits to us of course. Stinky rich

mr_G
24-01-2006, 17:43:40
jesjes small bits of solid we will call nuggets, Lurkers nuggets we can sell them seperate.

damn this plan is brilliant

Lurker the Second
24-01-2006, 18:21:12
Fortunately I am full of nuggets.

Japher
24-01-2006, 18:23:16
all white meat nuggets

Venom
24-01-2006, 18:34:56
I'll be sure to continuously eat Mexican or spicy Chinese until the package arrives.

mr_G
25-01-2006, 07:18:07
and no pre farts, nononono
that's like flushing money through the toilet

Koshko
25-01-2006, 07:45:30
We should hold a Guess the Fart Contest.

mr_G
25-01-2006, 07:53:10
you murderer

mr_G
25-01-2006, 10:18:26
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Fortunately I am full of nuggets. we are soooooo lucky

Funko
25-01-2006, 11:12:31
We need a one way valve on the jar

MoSe
25-01-2006, 12:23:14
so, are you planning for a butt-shaped airtight funnel as interface, or justa basic insertion pipe?

Funko
25-01-2006, 12:25:43
A what?

Are you a fart jar expert MoSe?

MoSe
25-01-2006, 12:30:18
well, are YOU?

would you think astrophysics is a better qualification than engineering as fartjars go?

mr_G
25-01-2006, 12:43:08
Originally posted by Funko
We need a one way valve on the jar good thinking but i think Lurker knew.....cause he knows!!! jesjes Lurker knows

Venom
25-01-2006, 13:12:54
My farts have been known to warp the space time continuum. I will fart in the jar....without opening it.

MoSe
25-01-2006, 13:24:54
hopefully it's a one-way warp

a typical one-way valve it's the "coda-di-rondine" one, literally "swallow-tail"... :o :nervous:

Lurker the Second
25-01-2006, 14:49:27
Far too much expertise being exhibited on this subject in this thread.

Drekkus
25-01-2006, 17:07:53
JARRR JARRR JARRRR

MoSe
26-01-2006, 12:31:32
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Far too much expertise being exhibited on this subject in this thread.


Fart ooooo much?

Venom
26-01-2006, 13:00:30
No, FART YOU!

MoSe
26-01-2006, 13:02:52
and in your general direction!