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Debaser
20-01-2006, 13:24:14
There's currently a 17ft whale swimming up the Thames. It's just gone past the Houses of Parliment.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4631396.stm

JM^3
20-01-2006, 13:26:19
its probably just bored

JM

Gramercy Riffs
20-01-2006, 13:29:49
He's finally got rid of his 2 jags then

Drekkus
20-01-2006, 13:31:19
Looks more like a killerwhale!

King_Ghidra
20-01-2006, 13:32:05
Originally posted by Gramercy Riffs
He's finally got rid of his 2 jags then

arf arf :D

Gramercy Riffs
20-01-2006, 13:59:48
Have they shot it yet?

Funko
20-01-2006, 14:00:36
Something for the Japanese tourists to do.

Lurker the Second
20-01-2006, 14:05:56
Whale pics are like porn for Venom.

Venom
20-01-2006, 14:12:31
Mmmmm whale porn.

novacane
20-01-2006, 14:27:17
Maybe its on its way to Reading.

King_Ghidra
20-01-2006, 14:31:58
i like whales myself, only been to cardiff though

Funko
20-01-2006, 14:33:21
from Reading to Wales?

Down the thames to the kennet then up the kennet and avon?

Hang out by the Oracle tomorrow and wave him past.

Funko
20-01-2006, 14:33:49
Curse K_G. :bash:

Venom
20-01-2006, 14:34:21
Oooh beaten to the pun-ch.

Ouch I hurt myself there.

Japher
20-01-2006, 14:34:50
the problem with Whale Porn is that dreadful whale porn music

Tizzy
20-01-2006, 14:35:01
Damn you both, it's too late for "W(h)ales isn't on the way to Reading" now :(

Lurker the Second
20-01-2006, 14:38:59
Anticipatorily self- PH'ing. Loads of issues there.

Japher
20-01-2006, 14:42:08
Is Wales a country or something?

King_Ghidra
20-01-2006, 14:44:14
own goal

Nills Lagerbaak
20-01-2006, 15:17:35
Wait a minute. Was this an own goal cos he asked a silly question, or because he was fishing for a 100-nil??

King_Ghidra
20-01-2006, 15:22:56
because he was fishing for a 100-0. there are no other appropriate circumstances to call own goal to my knowledge

FunkyFingers
20-01-2006, 15:35:27
King_G speaks the truth

Nills Lagerbaak
20-01-2006, 15:36:06
What happens if by fishiong for a 100-0 he was actually fishin for you to say own goal? We need more dimensions!

mr_G
20-01-2006, 15:36:21
why?
tell me why....

FunkyFingers
20-01-2006, 15:36:30
Originally posted by Gramercy Riffs
He's finally got rid of his 2 jags then

LOL!


I love it in the news coverage, they say " they don't know why he's swimming up the Thames, perhaps it has got lost!"

Quality.

Venom
20-01-2006, 15:41:09
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
What happens if by fishiong for a 100-0 he was actually fishin for you to say own goal? We need more dimensions!

You can't 100-0 an Own Goal. Long ago were the rules laid down.

FunkyFingers
20-01-2006, 15:41:44
This is either the most outrageous attempt to extract a 100-nil out of me, or not...

Japher asked a question - "is Wales a country or something?" Now, this is clearly either a totally stupid question (we all know Wales is a country) and therefore a sign of Japher's lack of Geography knowledge, OR, he's attempting a 100-nil by inviting us to answer what is clearly an obivious question...

King_G retorted with "own goal" as it was clearly an obvious question with the intention to extract a 100-nil victory. Own Goal beats 100-nil...

A speculative Own Goal doesn't mean you're defeated by a 100-nil though, it just means you're paranoid.

FunkyFingers
20-01-2006, 15:42:37
Originally posted by Venom
You can't 100-0 an Own Goal. Long ago were the rules laid down.

Correct

Nills Lagerbaak
20-01-2006, 15:51:42
I hereby invalidate your own goal. Suck on that.

FunkyFingers
20-01-2006, 15:54:13
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
I hereby invalidate your own goal. Suck on that.

How did you get to that conclusion?! :confused:

Nills Lagerbaak
20-01-2006, 15:56:53
By inventing a new response when someone delivers, as predicted an own goal.

Japher
20-01-2006, 15:58:25
Feudal Opposition!

Venom
20-01-2006, 16:01:42
And when someone incorrectly calls 100-0, you call out Touchdown!!!!

Venom
20-01-2006, 16:02:34
Or that may be a rule I invented on my own.

King_Ghidra
20-01-2006, 16:03:23
thank you for clarifying that

novacane
20-01-2006, 16:05:40
You fanatical CGers do like to make life complicated for yourselves.

FunkyFingers
20-01-2006, 16:06:08
Always two rules there are, 100-nil and Own Goal.

Japher
20-01-2006, 16:11:17
The game is too complicated.

mr_G
20-01-2006, 16:12:32
100-0!!!!

w000000t

Venom
20-01-2006, 16:26:21
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
thank you for clarifying that

I left that one unexplained for too long.

Oerdin
21-01-2006, 00:28:40
Beached whale spotted in England.

http://www.mulletjunky.com/webimages/fat.jpg

HelloKitty
21-01-2006, 01:21:55
Originally posted by Japher
Is Wales a country or something?

Its a magical land where Funko's relations still run free and sheep live in fear.

It also has the largest consonant mines in the western world.

The small town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch (yes, a real place). produces a staggering 6 billion consonents a year!

Lazarus and the Gimp
21-01-2006, 13:42:59
Originally posted by FunkyFingers
Always two rules there are, 100-nil and Own Goal.

We flirted with an offside rule for when dumb twats own goal a rhetorical question.

Oerdin
21-01-2006, 14:25:37
The problem with that is half of the people would claim that every own goal was to a rhetorical question.

Gary
21-01-2006, 21:18:03
RIP Whale

Spartak@CPH
21-01-2006, 21:29:22
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
We flirted with an offside rule for when dumb twats own goal a rhetorical question. Goal!

Debaser
21-01-2006, 22:18:38
:(

Debaser
21-01-2006, 22:20:15
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/europe_enl_1137768745/img/laun.jpg

Let us never forget our underwater ally.

HelloKitty
21-01-2006, 23:07:21
Never forget?

It needs to be added to this picture.

http://wigu.com/whatever/pope.jpg

MoSe
23-01-2006, 14:59:56
too bad I couldn't expand in time the pun about "tames whales" and "Thames Wales"... :nervous:

wait, maybe it could have been better like "England tames Wales" / "Enlgand's Thames whales"...

btw instead of the offside we could have a handball rule!

Japher
23-01-2006, 15:01:38
The new navy!

Gary
23-01-2006, 15:41:11
When's the barbie ?