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Drekkus
20-01-2006, 13:09:54
Is it really called Bareback Mountain?

Immortal Wombat
20-01-2006, 13:11:57
No, it's Bareback Mountin'

Drekkus
20-01-2006, 13:13:44
Ah, ok. First time for a gay porn movie to win a Golden Globe, I guess.

Japher
20-01-2006, 13:55:14
Brokeback Mountin'

but close

Drekkus
20-01-2006, 14:02:34
Let me :rolleyes: you, sir.

Chris
20-01-2006, 14:07:27
I thought it was implied that every cowboy movie was gay.

Venom
20-01-2006, 14:35:53
I thought this was about that gay cowboy prostitute movie; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

King_Ghidra
20-01-2006, 14:38:13
of all the cowboy jokes you could have made there that was the best you came up with?

Japher
20-01-2006, 14:40:39
The worse gay cowboy movie has to have been Cold Hands Luke

the best, however, would be The Man Who Fucked Liberty Valance... only because Jimbo Stewart was in it.

Venom
20-01-2006, 14:46:34
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
of all the cowboy jokes you could have made there that was the best you came up with?

Just going with my own life experience.

Tizzy
20-01-2006, 14:47:39
You have a lot of experience of gay cowboys huh?

Immortal Wombat
20-01-2006, 14:48:38
Originally posted by Venom
I thought this was about that gay cowboy prostitute movie; Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Venom
20-01-2006, 14:49:25
Originally posted by Tizzy
You have a lot of experience of gay cowboys huh?

And ugly prostitutes.

Funko
20-01-2006, 14:49:55
There's a whole gay cowboy restaurant in Christchurch NZ. Rachel and Ned took Shakey to it.

King_Ghidra
20-01-2006, 14:51:04
and he remains there to this day, washing pots and being reamed?

Venom
20-01-2006, 14:59:27
So that's what happened to that gerbil headed queer.

Lefty Scaevola
20-01-2006, 16:05:14
Aren't all cowboy movies gay?

Japher
20-01-2006, 16:07:18
no, Hando isn't

nor is Tombstone

but pretty much all the other ones

Drekkus
20-01-2006, 16:11:49
Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
Aren't all cowboy movies gay? Unforgiven was not gay.

Venom
20-01-2006, 16:26:50
Lefty and Chris are apparently overly gay together.

Chris
20-01-2006, 16:48:37
Either that or we just tell lame assed jokes.

Or both.

Venom
20-01-2006, 16:49:52
Both. And then some.

Drekkus
20-01-2006, 16:50:28
Only IW got my lame ass joke though.

King_Ghidra
20-01-2006, 16:52:18
that's nothing to be proud of

Drekkus
20-01-2006, 17:00:04
Not even you :(

King_Ghidra
20-01-2006, 17:02:00
oh i got it alright, but funnily enough the previous week i had been talking with a gay colleague on the train on the way home and he had mentioned he was planning to see 'bareback mountain' and i had drawn his attention to his freudian slip and had a little chuckle about it, so the joke was old for me, sorry

King_Ghidra
20-01-2006, 17:04:16
in fact that reminds me, it was this guy:
http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16424

Chris
20-01-2006, 17:04:19
Drekkus is a gay guy riding on a train with K_G?

King_Ghidra
20-01-2006, 17:05:51
in his dreams, jesjes

Venom
20-01-2006, 17:06:43
It's a joke that I think about 75% of the population came up with as soon as they heard the movie title.

King_Ghidra
20-01-2006, 17:07:58
can't you be more precise than 'about 75%'?

Funko
20-01-2006, 17:10:26
74.9876451718 +/- 0.000000000002 %

Venom
20-01-2006, 17:14:24
Statiscal variation is a bitch.

Chris
20-01-2006, 17:18:21
So is K_G.

Japher
20-01-2006, 18:04:49
in a biblical way

Lefty Scaevola
20-01-2006, 18:52:38
Originally posted by Drekkus
Unforgiven was not gay. Oh Yeah? Do you recall the look on that young would be young gun slinger's face in his last scene with the drunken Will Munny? I am pretyy sure he has just been but raped.

Japher
20-01-2006, 18:53:48
remember that really hot chick in it

Lefty Scaevola
20-01-2006, 20:59:36
no.

HelloKitty
20-01-2006, 21:54:42
Gay men love cowboys in the US.

There are tons of Gay Rodeos every year in all the states. Even Utah!

Greg W
21-01-2006, 09:33:21
Clint Eastwood once was made to sing in a cowboy movie. 'Nuff said.

Chris
21-01-2006, 16:21:49
And you liked it.

JM^3
22-01-2006, 03:42:05
yeah, it was hilarious

Paint Your Wagon

Lee Marvin was also in it

JM

HelloKitty
22-01-2006, 06:11:13
In all the old westerns the cowboys sang.

Chris
22-01-2006, 17:54:37
And had gay sex.

HelloKitty
22-01-2006, 20:44:48
Those scenes were cut. We didn't want the commies to win,a dn gay cowboy sex on screen would ahve handed the country to the pinkos.

So if you want to see the old reels of Reagan feltching the lone Ranger you have to steal the originals from the studio vaults.

Provost Harrison
23-01-2006, 00:39:15
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
oh i got it alright, but funnily enough the previous week i had been talking with a gay colleague on the train on the way home and he had mentioned he was planning to see 'bareback mountain' and i had drawn his attention to his freudian slip and had a little chuckle about it, so the joke was old for me, sorry

The joke is indeed old, I remember cracking it several months regarding this film...I am sure they titled it like this deliberately :D

Venom
23-01-2006, 13:11:43
Commies are pretty gay.

Drekkus
23-01-2006, 13:22:27
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Those scenes were cut. We didn't want the commies to win,a dn gay cowboy sex on screen would ahve handed the country to the pinkos.

So if you want to see the old reels of Reagan feltching the lone Ranger you have to steal the originals from the studio vaults. :lol: You're a sick woman.