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Tizzy
18-01-2006, 16:46:57
So far helpful suggestions have included

"Dear Boss, I quit"

and

"FAX YOU SUCKERS! I'M OFF!"

But I'm sure there's better options.

Funko
18-01-2006, 16:50:04
http://www.i-resign.com/uk/letters/default.asp

MoSe
18-01-2006, 16:51:41
first of all, you must have signed

Lurker the Second
18-01-2006, 17:20:58
Just don't show up one day. Let them think it is a big mystery. Maybe you'll get a promotion while absent.

Venom
18-01-2006, 17:28:02
Burn down the building.

HelloKitty
18-01-2006, 18:27:37
Most office chairs cah have the seat removed. Bring in while no one is at the office a couple pounds of raw shrimp and fish. Remove the seats and in the tube that allows control of chair height put large bits of fisha nd shrimp. Reassemle the chairs.

Next day put ina nice letter of resignation and leave knowing that they have something to remember you by.

JM^3
18-01-2006, 18:34:18
I think HKs response might be eviler then Venoms

JM

Oerdin
19-01-2006, 03:55:58
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Most office chairs cah have the seat removed. Bring in while no one is at the office a couple pounds of raw shrimp and fish. Remove the seats and in the tube that allows control of chair height put large bits of fisha nd shrimp. Reassemle the chairs.

Next day put ina nice letter of resignation and leave knowing that they have something to remember you by.

In Iraq we spent a lot of time fixing up our place in Tikrit until we got it just the way we liked it. Of course some fuckering officers in the 1st ID really liked what we'd done to the place then ordered us out so they could have it for themselves. One of the guys was so pissed he killed one of our chickens and stuffed it's dead body in the ventilation system.

I can only imagine how that smelled like in 115 degree Iraqi heat.

Aredhran
19-01-2006, 08:56:50
:lol: nice one Oerdin

Greg W
19-01-2006, 09:01:40
Tizzy, go up to him and say:

"Know what the best thing about this job is?"

Response will probably be in the negative. So you continue:

"The fact that I will only be doing it for another x* weeks," and hand him the resignation letter.

*insert number of weeks as appropriate

Tizzy
19-01-2006, 09:58:06
Boss already knows I'm leaving, this is just a formality really

Tizzy
19-01-2006, 10:53:52
Job done.

: panic:

zmama
19-01-2006, 12:53:28
Congrats!...well not on the panic

Funko
19-01-2006, 13:11:13
Anyone want to employ a Tizzy?

Gary
19-01-2006, 13:16:05
Well done

Tizzy
19-01-2006, 14:03:25
Originally posted by Funko
Anyone want to employ a Tizzy?

All jobs considered.
Potential for violence a bonus.

Japher
19-01-2006, 14:08:26
bus driver

Lurker the Second
19-01-2006, 14:24:56
U.S. postal worker.

Japher
19-01-2006, 14:27:51
Fast Food Employee

Venom
19-01-2006, 14:39:16
Grenade tester.

Japher
19-01-2006, 14:41:40
Meals on Wheels Delivery Guy

Tizzy
19-01-2006, 15:19:00
I've considered all your suggestions and they all suck.

Funko
19-01-2006, 15:20:25
Originally posted by Tizzy
I've considered all your suggestions

You're lying aren't you?

Tizzy
19-01-2006, 15:24:42
Nope.
Sitting up.

Funko
19-01-2006, 15:27:22
And they thought my jokes were bad.

HelloKitty
19-01-2006, 15:28:37
That joke convinced me you two were made for each other.

Puns, bad jokes, love of venom, DVDA fascination, Tizzy's sheep outfit.

Venom
19-01-2006, 15:48:01
So many people love me. And there is so much of me to love.

Japher
19-01-2006, 15:50:32
If by love you mean stab, then yeah.

Venom
19-01-2006, 16:02:39
You want to stab me. With your penis. Queer.

Japher
19-01-2006, 16:04:06
uh....

no?