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HelloKitty
17-01-2006, 03:23:42
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006020406,00.html

Great story :)

Bisexual dad B, who impregnated Lesbian A (who intends to marry Lesbian C), has sued to have full parental rights to Child D, even though A got pregnant again from a homosexual man to bear another Child, E

Dyl Ulenspiegel
17-01-2006, 08:51:14
What about F-Z ?

Tizzy
17-01-2006, 09:50:09
Stay tuned

Dyl Ulenspiegel
17-01-2006, 10:50:59
Make it a game - Wackygaysims.

mr_G
17-01-2006, 10:56:56
no pleezz

Dyl Ulenspiegel
17-01-2006, 10:58:15
jesjes pleesje!

Drekkus
17-01-2006, 11:26:10
Is A twice pregnant at the same time?

HelloKitty
17-01-2006, 11:33:36
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Make it a game - Wackygaysims.

I could put my sims 2 town up for download if you really want to play that game.

MoSe
17-01-2006, 11:45:30
Originally posted by Drekkus
Is A twice pregnant at the same time?
this comment is just apparently dumb
how do we know indeed about modern biotech?
it could be well possible that an artificially inseminated embryo gets implanted in a womb with an already ongoing pregnancy...
what about hormone cycles tho?
and above all, I think when the first birth will take place, the placenta will be shed anyway, so the 2nd implant must be very close to the 1st, or the 2nd foetus will be too short-termed....

MoSe
17-01-2006, 11:46:20
otherwise, the "though" in the initial quote would make absolutely no sense

Diss
17-01-2006, 23:35:39
it said they had sex. So it's good they did it the old fashioned way. It's more fun that way. Although I am biased, being straight.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
20-01-2006, 10:22:36
'Bisexual dad B, who impregnated Lesbian A (who intends to marry Lesbian C), has sued to have full parental rights to Child D, even though A got pregnant again from a homosexual man to bear another Child, E'



Looks like an old 11 plus question, with a twist.

Calculate how long it would take sperm from B to get to lesbian C if cunnilingus were performed immediately after impregnation and only tongues were used for the transfer (no hands allowed).

Describe the feelings of Sun readers as they masturbate over the thought of hot woman on woman sex and eat their Ginster's pasties and chips and drink Thunderbird.

FunkyFingers
20-01-2006, 15:52:46
Mental story! It does happen though, and I have a friend, who is lesbian, and has been in a long-term lesbian relationship. She definitely wears the trousers in that couple if you know what I mean. Anyway, they decided they wanted children, so got one of their gay-man friends to "produce the goods", which her partner then was impregnated with, using the "squirt it up with a syringe" method. Nice.

Anyway, they had a baby and the three of them have been quite happy. They then decided they wanted another, and did the same, with another gay man friend, only this time they ended up with twins!

It is odd though as the man does obviously technically still qualify as the father and has parental rights over all the children.

Each to his or her own to lead a happy life.

King_Ghidra
20-01-2006, 15:59:06
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
Describe the feelings of Sun readers as they masturbate over the thought of hot woman on woman sex and eat their Ginster's pasties and chips and drink Thunderbird.

I don't read the sun or drink thunderbird but i feel i am still well qualified to help you with this

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-01-2006, 17:16:42
Mmmmmm.....pasties.

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-01-2006, 17:17:41
It speaks volumes about me that when the topic of conversation is hot girl-on-girl action I start fantasising about pies.

Japher
20-01-2006, 18:08:03
yeah


but I still don't understand you in the least bit

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-01-2006, 19:17:04
I don't get the attraction of lesbo action to straight men. I really don't. I like to picture myself in the action, and I can't quite do that when it's 100% sapphic. I get confused and lose interest.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
20-01-2006, 19:20:04
What if there's pie in the lesbo action?

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-01-2006, 19:27:25
Provided they zoom in on it, I'm happy.

HelloKitty
20-01-2006, 19:31:12
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I don't get the attraction of lesbo action to straight men. I really don't. I like to picture myself in the action, and I can't quite do that when it's 100% sapphic. I get confused and lose interest.

But all porn movies teach us that lesbians are just waiting and ready for any man to wander intot he room and join in.

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-01-2006, 22:53:00
They do, and I'm afraid that just baffles me into detumescence.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
23-01-2006, 10:12:55
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
What if there's pie in the lesbo action?


There's always fur pie in lesbo action. Even shaven denuded fur pie counts.


In fact, a friend once had a friend, a buxom blonde lass, who said men really liked it when she shaved her pussy and (she worked in the City of London) got off on going down on her on the desk in the office... ...a conversation she had with me at a funeral, I might add, where we also discussed the best male porn stars (gay).


BTW Laz.- Ginster's pasties are vile in comparison with the real thing.

Rodgers
23-01-2006, 10:16:56
Gay=Ms C squired

Drekkus
23-01-2006, 11:49:28
Ms C squirted?

Fergus & The Brazen Car
23-01-2006, 11:53:03
Originally posted by Drekkus
Ms C squirted?

Spot on, G Man.

Drekkus
23-01-2006, 11:59:31
G man??

JM^3
23-01-2006, 12:13:00
I have a theory that those that prefer to watch lesbian porno have less experience..

JM

Rodgers
23-01-2006, 12:15:44
Originally posted by JM^3
I have a theory that those that prefer to watch lesbian porno have less experience..

JM

Are you talking about the lesbians? Maybe they use the videos as training if they're inexperienced?

JM^3
23-01-2006, 12:16:47
I mean straight men.

I would almost guaruntee that the majority of 'lesbian' porn is consumed by men.

Jon Miller

Rodgers
23-01-2006, 12:39:09
You dont say?

Drekkus
23-01-2006, 12:54:40
:lol:

JM^3
23-01-2006, 13:01:49
would you just say 100-0 and get it over with?

JM

MoSe
23-01-2006, 13:26:55
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I... I get confused and lose interest.

you'll never be a true lurker

Rodgers
23-01-2006, 13:36:14
Originally posted by JM^3
would you just say 100-0 and get it over with?

JM

Hmm, I wonder - could I be 100-0ed here when actually saying 100-0 myself? :confused:

MoSe
23-01-2006, 13:44:45
I would owngoal you NOW if only 100-0ing/owngoaling about 100-0 rules was applicable

Rodgers
23-01-2006, 13:58:02
Thank god.

Japher
23-01-2006, 14:43:50
thank him yourself!

Lazarus and the Gimp
23-01-2006, 17:08:25
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car

BTW Laz.- Ginster's pasties are vile in comparison with the real thing.

I'm half Cornish. No further recommendations required.

Caligastia
23-01-2006, 18:44:26
Originally posted by FunkyFingers
Mental story! It does happen though, and I have a friend, who is lesbian, and has been in a long-term lesbian relationship. She definitely wears the trousers in that couple if you know what I mean. Anyway, they decided they wanted children, so got one of their gay-man friends to "produce the goods", which her partner then was impregnated with, using the "squirt it up with a syringe" method.

Was it a meat syringe or one of those newfangled plastic ones?

Diss
24-01-2006, 04:52:40
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I don't get the attraction of lesbo action to straight men. I really don't. I like to picture myself in the action, and I can't quite do that when it's 100% sapphic. I get confused and lose interest.

I'm with you. That stuff kind of turned me on at first when I was a teenager. Mainly because it was naked women. I could care less what they were doing to each other. :).

Or maybe I'm just more self absorbed now. And can't imagine women fucking without me involved. That's the more likely answer.

MoSe
24-01-2006, 12:23:54
you mean imagination atrophy?

Diss
24-01-2006, 18:57:57
actually, I prefer my imagination over porn anyways. I'm so bored of porn right now. Esp when so many chicks are pierced and tattooed and look stoned out of their minds. That look just doesn't do it for me.