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shagnasty
10-01-2006, 14:39:14
And now my hand aches like buggery and I still can't do it.:cry:

Japher
10-01-2006, 14:40:14
:lol:

mr_G
10-01-2006, 14:41:04
firts try patato chips

King_Ghidra
10-01-2006, 14:44:08
why would anyone need to shuffle poker chips?

surely it's cards that need shuffling, chips need to be orderly sorted

Venom
10-01-2006, 14:46:11
Not if you're a cool poker player. Then you should be able to do all sorts of tricks with your chips.

shagnasty
10-01-2006, 14:47:47
What Venom said. I'm not, but I would like to be, plus, doin cool stuff with poker chips looks the bollocks.

Japher
10-01-2006, 14:55:02
you should learn to swallow them and then regurgitate them! In any order your table mates desire!

mr_G
10-01-2006, 14:55:32
:lol: neat trick!!

Venom
10-01-2006, 14:57:08
Someone asks you for $150 in chips, punches you in the stomach and you spit it out.

shagnasty
10-01-2006, 14:57:15
If they were smaller and a bit more goldfish shaped then I probably would.

Lurker the Second
10-01-2006, 15:00:13
Originally posted by Venom
Someone asks you for $150 in chips, punches you in the stomach and you spit it out.

And if no one needs chips for a while after you swallow them, ......

Japher
10-01-2006, 15:01:20
you crap money!

wasn't that one of Jesus' miracles?

shagnasty
10-01-2006, 15:06:16
shuffley shuffle (http://www.pokerology.com/articles/chipshuffle.htm)

There is some cool card shuffling things to.

Venom
10-01-2006, 15:09:20
Originally posted by Japher
you crap money!

wasn't that one of Jesus' miracles?

Give a man a fish, he eats for day....
Teach a man to crap money, and he drinks Cristal for the rest of his life.

mr_G
10-01-2006, 15:11:56
and fucks all the women

Venom
10-01-2006, 15:14:34
That goes without saying.

Japher
10-01-2006, 15:16:08
you know Jesus got play

hung out with hookers and was the son of God!
who needs bling when you got family like that?

Venom
10-01-2006, 15:25:13
It's like being in the mafia, but even better.

Japher
10-01-2006, 15:27:48
"better"
in the biblical sense...

MoSe
10-01-2006, 15:30:54
Originally posted by Venom
Give a man a fish, he eats for day....
Teach a man to crap money, and he drinks Cristal for the rest of his life.

as the saying goes

"if shit was worth something, the poors would be assless"

Funko
10-01-2006, 15:33:30
I had a friend who was a croupier. He said that he was banned from doing chip tricks when working but all the croupiers were totally amazing at chip tricks and used to get really annoyed by some twat showing off doing the same lame trick all the time. All he wanted to do was just bust loads of great tricks and show the punter how shit he really was.

So I think it's worth learning just to piss off croupiers.

mr_G
10-01-2006, 15:35:01
so he was easy annoyed?

Japher
10-01-2006, 15:35:38
Or not learn it, but keep trying, and draw attention to your efforts, and act like you pulled off the trick when really you didn't... that would really piss 'em off.

Funko
10-01-2006, 15:35:58
:lol: Yeah

mr_G
10-01-2006, 15:37:16
:brilliant:

Venom
10-01-2006, 15:39:59
Alex Kingston was naked in a movie called Croupier.

Japher
10-01-2006, 15:40:33
and say things like "Man, sometimes I just amaze myself. I should do this professionally. Or become a magician or something, and do slight of hand tricks and shit."

and then try and hide cards up your sleeve or steal your neighbors chips

mr_G
10-01-2006, 15:42:21
yaaaay using a windmachine while performing, and nice chicks toooo the right and toooo the left of you

Japher
10-01-2006, 15:43:28
got get a dance number down as well


(has shagnasty stopped posting?)

mr_G
10-01-2006, 15:45:07
and supah troopers

http://www.siliconeer.com/IIFA-AWARDS-2005/images/IIFA-91-Magician-Hans-Klok-Amsterdam.jpg

and then when everyone is flabbergasted just go home, saying sjit like damn i am bored.

Japher
10-01-2006, 15:48:15
you'd be rich!

mr_G
10-01-2006, 15:49:11
naaaaaah i once explained why i don't want to be rich, BITCH!!!!