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Kitsuki
10-01-2006, 13:06:12
:nervous:

Rodgers
10-01-2006, 13:54:36
Straight out of compton?

mr_G
10-01-2006, 13:56:02
I hate taking a piss with a beginning boner.

King_Ghidra
10-01-2006, 14:01:02
and yet the idea of your own piss sexually excites you, so it's a constant battle

Japher
10-01-2006, 14:02:32
If you like taking a dump and piss at the same time are you bi?

King_Ghidra
10-01-2006, 14:06:43
bi-faecal

like the glasses

mr_G
10-01-2006, 14:08:39
:lol:

Kitsuki
10-01-2006, 15:18:21
:lol:

MDA
10-01-2006, 18:28:48
:lol:

Diss
10-01-2006, 18:52:12
I have enjoyed some pisses. You know the ones where you have to hold it, and then you finally can go. There is nothing better in life.

Japher
10-01-2006, 19:21:45
do you ever start and then stop just to feel the "burn"

mr_G
10-01-2006, 19:24:28
"the burn" well J, go see the doctor

Japher
10-01-2006, 19:26:33
where do you think I got it

HelloKitty
10-01-2006, 20:11:36
Originally posted by mr_G
I hate taking a piss with a beginning boner.

What the hell is a beginning boner?

Japher
10-01-2006, 20:12:38
a semi

HelloKitty
10-01-2006, 20:14:36
Ah.

Diss
10-01-2006, 21:32:15
I'm a guy and I never heard that. Semi is the term I'm more familiar with.

it's easy taking a piss with a semi. Now a raging boner on the other hand...

HelloKitty
10-01-2006, 21:35:12
Now I can't get the opening scene of 40 year old virgin out of my head.

Greg W
10-01-2006, 23:23:34
A semi? Generally called arfa here.

HelloKitty
10-01-2006, 23:25:09
Arfa? What the fuck?

Koshko
11-01-2006, 03:54:27
My penis points in a freakish direction when hard, so it requires mad skills for me to pee then.

HelloKitty
11-01-2006, 04:20:16
Umm. What direction would that be?

Koshko
11-01-2006, 04:56:47
guess

JM^3
11-01-2006, 05:10:30
left

JM

notyoueither
11-01-2006, 05:29:32
Draining the snake into a gaping maw can't be topped for macho.

No matter which way you go.

Koshko
11-01-2006, 06:48:13
Shoot it across the room.

HelloKitty
11-01-2006, 07:41:28
Originally posted by Koshko
guess

Well you said freakish. Does it twist upside down or something? Invert? loop around in a hoop?

Diss
11-01-2006, 08:40:52
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Umm. What direction would that be?

:lol:, maybe it's all the Tuaca I drank tonight, but that is funny as hell.

Diss
11-01-2006, 08:42:35
:lol: at this whole freakin' thread.

like most white guys when we get hard we go up. Supposedly while black guys while longer when flaccid, aren't really much longer when hard. And tend to point horizontal. (don't ask me how I know these things).

But pissing can be done with some bending and bowing. it's quite an event. some atheletic talent is required. We should be awarded a medal for our efforts.

Funko
11-01-2006, 09:04:44
Originally posted by Diss
I have enjoyed some pisses. You know the ones where you have to hold it, and then you finally can go. There is nothing better in life.

What about the exact same thing but when you need a shit.

Greg W
11-01-2006, 10:18:20
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Arfa? What the fuck? Arfa. Arfa Mongrel. Well known Aussie.

Drekkus
11-01-2006, 10:21:47
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
bi-faecal

like the glasses :lol:

Oerdin
11-01-2006, 12:18:59
Originally posted by Rodgers
Straight out of compton?

http://www.yorkentertainment.com/artwork/StraightOutOfCompton.jpg

Drekkus
11-01-2006, 13:33:23
That's not NWA, is it?