View Full Version : Never, Never, Ever...

09-01-2006, 22:14:07
Make chili without pre-soaking the beans and discarding the soak water. I went over to my dad's house for dinner yesterday and he was egar to show that he had learned how to cook for himself so he made chili. The chili was actually very good but now I have to worst gas EVER!

Supposedly, beans are full of undigestable sugars which bacteria in your gut go to town on creating the gas. The latino chick I work with said that discarding the water you soaked the beans in gets rid of most of the undigestable sugars and prevents the gas. Right now I'm farting non-stop and my office mates have about had it. I think I'll slink off to get a pack of bean-o. :gasmaske:

09-01-2006, 22:39:05
What sort of excuse is that ?

09-01-2006, 23:14:31
A true one?

The Mad Monk
10-01-2006, 01:19:29
Which is a shameful excuse indeed.

10-01-2006, 08:24:22
go figure that my company is named Wind and last year our commercial claim was "communication in a whiff"

colleagues with a problem like yours got submerged by puns, like being praised for brand-loyalty! :D

10-01-2006, 09:16:18
If you get the beans in tins you don't have to pre-soak them. :)

10-01-2006, 10:19:52
and if you don't use beans but salad and no meat and no pepper your chili would not make a lot of gas. - FACT!!!!

10-01-2006, 12:50:21
What's bean-o?

Surely not what I think it is?

10-01-2006, 13:34:48

10-01-2006, 13:52:58
or just fart, it's fun

Josie take Mylacon

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-01-2006, 16:21:22
Originally posted by Oerdin
worst gas EVER!

hans worst gas

10-01-2006, 16:59:36
I'll have to have Chili that way and teach these pukes around here a lesson.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-01-2006, 17:00:54
Yeah, oerdinize'em!

10-01-2006, 17:05:18
I'll wait for a really cold day too, that way they won't be able to escape!

10-01-2006, 18:50:17
you fart in an office environment? I've never actually worked in an office (for more than 10 minutes anyways), but I'd just go outside with the smokers. They are used to foul odors.