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Japher
04-01-2006, 20:21:30
NFL - fine, the play-offs
Shirley Jones - who?
Jackass penguin - I'm not saying it's right, but I understand
Lindsay Lohan - I can see that, she just had an asthma attack and she has big boobs
Brady Quinn - once again, who?

TV4Fun
04-01-2006, 20:34:18
Jackass penguin:lol:

Venom
04-01-2006, 20:49:00
Brady Quinn is the quarter back for Notre Dame.

Japher
04-01-2006, 21:52:38
ah, thanks

I wonder if Brady Quinn and Jackass Penguin return the same results

Japher
04-01-2006, 21:54:38
nope...

different resluts

Japher
04-01-2006, 21:55:01
:lol:

resluts!

Oerdin
05-01-2006, 01:49:09
The Jackass Penguin. A relative of Sir Penguin?

http://www.botany.uwc.ac.za/presents/focuson/penguins/images/2penguin.gif

Supposedly they used to make their nest by burrowing into bird shit.

Funko
05-01-2006, 09:01:53
What's jackass penguin?

King_Ghidra
05-01-2006, 09:09:31
you know, that geeky guy who posts here

Drekkus
05-01-2006, 09:45:42
Searching for that doesn't give any results other then real penguins??

Oerdin
05-01-2006, 14:37:46
Apparently it is a subspecies of penguin found in South Africa. Not sure why that would be on the list.

Japher
05-01-2006, 15:29:06
It makes perfect sense!

Japher
05-01-2006, 15:38:01
and in case you all were wondering
Shirley Jones beats Jackass Penguin handidly in a google fight

MoSe
05-01-2006, 15:46:41
asthma attack & big boobs

:lol:

Japher
10-01-2006, 14:36:53
Clenbuterol - steroid? why? does everyone want small penis' too? If so, I'm going to be famous!

Ariel Sharon - Ok, he's almost dead, like a beached whale. Seriously Ariel, shed some weight!

Dick Clark - Isn't he already dead? I have no idea why people are searching him, but Dick is always funny.

Denise Richards - I generally search for Denise Richards at least 3 times a day. She's smoking, and now that she dumped Charlie is back on the market baby!

Zeta Graff - Who? One hit movie wonder who everyone wishes would dyke out with Paris Hilton?.... hmmmm... I see.

MOBIUS
10-01-2006, 20:21:11
There was a Jackass Penguin called Toga that was stolen from a zoo a few weeks back - probably stolen for a christmas present...

"Jackasses aren't just for christmas, they're for life!"

Diss
10-01-2006, 22:03:24
I thought lindsay lohan had small boobs. I'm not entirely sure who she is. But if she has big boobs, I'll have to look her up.

edit:

Is this her? I'm not sure. She's alright I guess. I've had better. ;)


http://thebosh.com/archives/lindsay_lohan002.jpg

I guess she was popular because she was jailbait. But now she's 18, I'm sure her popularity will decline. Just like Britney Spears. Anyone remember her?

Venom
10-01-2006, 22:08:40
That's her. She lost her boobs recently due to drugs and an eating disorder. They're coming back now.

HelloKitty
10-01-2006, 22:17:30
All this thread proves is that people don't use MSN search to find their porn.

HelloKitty
10-01-2006, 22:21:05
SHe has more to worry about than an eating disorder. Hello STDs.

http://www.spynotebook.org/chip/archives/pictures/llpa2.jpg

Kissing Pam anderson is like licking a chemical toilet.

Venom
10-01-2006, 22:24:40
Maybe that explains why she lost all that weight and her boobs. Some bizarre microbe from Pam Anderson.

Diss
10-01-2006, 23:04:54
I think I saw that microbe in the Tommy Lee video.

HelloKitty
10-01-2006, 23:11:36
I have never seen that, and hope I never will.

I did see a screenshot from the paris hilton video someone posted alongside a picture of Gollum.

Japher
13-01-2006, 16:34:53
Jack Snow - an old football player? who cares?

Cyclops kitten - oh yeah!

Hilary Swank - she'd be a lot sexier if she didn't do that movie where she dressed up like a dude

Justin Berfield - who?

WWE - wrestling roks!

Drekkus
13-01-2006, 16:39:44
Originally posted by Diss

http://thebosh.com/archives/lindsay_lohan002.jpg
That is nice

King_Ghidra
13-01-2006, 16:41:37
lindsay is teh h0t

you can find lots of nice pictures of her on teh internets

Japher
16-01-2006, 16:00:58
Angelina Jolie - hot!

Cyclops kitten - still #2!

Cynthia Watros - hot!

WWE - eh?

Vince Young - football!

Japher
17-01-2006, 19:02:41
bad news guys, cyclops kittens are out

MLK Jr.
Angelina Jolie
Eminem wedding
Cynthia Watros
Odette Yustman

Provost Harrison
17-01-2006, 22:08:03
What happened to the good old fashioned 'porn'? :D

Diss
17-01-2006, 23:39:03
and who actually searches MSN?

just for the hell of it, I'll put porn in the google search engine. It alwazes amazes me when you see top searches for generic terms like porn or sex. Like you are going to get anything useful that way. You have to be specific. Like: Midget golden showers.

edit: putting in porn gives me a link to hamster porn. Interesting.

Provost Harrison
23-01-2006, 00:51:30
It's specially tailored to your desires ;)