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Venom
04-01-2006, 15:37:28
Or Jr the Third or what not.

The lack of naming creativity in the white redneck community is astonishing.

Funko
04-01-2006, 15:37:53
:lol:

Aredhran
04-01-2006, 15:41:45
So Monarchs in Europe were Rednecks ? Maybe that explains a lot

Japher
04-01-2006, 15:42:18
If it ain't broke, don't fix it...

So, are Pope's Rednecks?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-01-2006, 15:42:31
"The only way rednecks get contact with roman numerals" (Billy Ray Jr III)

Funko
04-01-2006, 15:42:41
You've got the stupidity and inbreeding, just the finances are different.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-01-2006, 15:43:28
I agree, Louis XVIII was a bit much.

Venom
04-01-2006, 15:43:41
The Monarchs also went by people's names who were completely unrelated to them. They're like super rednecks.

Japher
04-01-2006, 15:43:46
You might be a Redneck if...

You advertise for Viagra and STP Motor Oil on your Pope Hat.

Drekkus
04-01-2006, 15:44:34
Originally posted by Venom
Or Jr the Third or what not.

The lack of naming creativity in the white redneck community is astonishing. It's clan behaviour. The family bond is very important (in more ways then one :D ) in less developed communities, and naming after daddy, who's named after daddy, etc, strengthens that bond.

Funko
04-01-2006, 15:45:25
Maybe he's not really the daddy, have you checked the DNA?

King_Ghidra
04-01-2006, 15:45:29
a scarily sensible answer from drekkus

Japher
04-01-2006, 15:47:07
Yup, there's a D and 'n A in "daddy"

Funko
04-01-2006, 15:47:50
Japher, is your surname "the third"?

Drekkus
04-01-2006, 15:47:56
Originally posted by Funko
Maybe he's not really the daddy, have you checked the DNA? daddy and brother at the same time?

Japher
04-01-2006, 15:48:32
Japher, is your surname "the third"?


Nope, it's III

Venom
04-01-2006, 15:49:40
You're a triclops?

Drekkus
04-01-2006, 15:50:22
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
a scarily sensible answer from drekkus My goal for 2006 is to make at least one sensible post in this year.

Japher
04-01-2006, 15:51:14
Actually, I;m gonna start doing like the popes do and call myself Japher the First... How can they do that? Stupid popes.

Drekkus
04-01-2006, 15:53:25
You can go and call yourself Hi Hitler, like that american on deathrow, who had llittle understanding of the german language.

MoSe
04-01-2006, 15:54:32
so, you achieved that on the 4th day

what now for the remaining 361?

Drekkus
04-01-2006, 15:55:15
:cool: post here

Venom
04-01-2006, 16:01:28
I christen myself Venom the Gloriously Mighty and Great the First.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-01-2006, 16:27:12
VenomTheGreat, biggest pompous ass south of Kentucky?

Drekkus
04-01-2006, 16:30:19
Biggest Kentucky Fried Chicken Breast

Tizzy
04-01-2006, 16:32:52
Mmmm, fried chicken

Lurker the Second
04-01-2006, 16:35:32
I am the Second, as you might have noted, thereby disproving all of Venom's bullshit theory.

mr_G
04-01-2006, 16:41:50
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I am the Second, as you might have noted, thereby disproving all of Venom's bullshit theory. I christen myself Venom the Gloriously Mighty and Great the 1/60 minute.

Funko
04-01-2006, 16:46:28
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I am the Second, as you might have noted, thereby disproving all of Venom's bullshit theory.

What, because you are a redneck and should have been a jr?

Is that a PHd?

Lurker the Second
04-01-2006, 17:06:55
I am a bum, sir, not a redneck.

Funko
04-01-2006, 17:16:19
Isn't Virginia State, Canada a notoriously redneck state?

Venom
04-01-2006, 17:17:52
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
VenomTheGreat, biggest pompous ass south of Kentucky?

I'll have to check on that. I'm not sure I'm south of Kentucky.

Venom
04-01-2006, 17:18:34
Ok. According to these new-fangled map thingys I'm just south of Kentucky.

Venom
04-01-2006, 17:20:18
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I am a bum, sir, not a redneck.

All bums have a little redneck in them.

HILARIOUS CROSS CULTURE JOKE!!!!

Lurker the Second
04-01-2006, 17:32:45
*groan*

Venom
04-01-2006, 17:58:11
That shit is golden baby. GOLDEN!

Japher
04-01-2006, 17:59:34
In a religious way

Chris
04-01-2006, 18:28:21
Venom is pissed his real name is Enos wolfgang lipshitz III

Venom
04-01-2006, 18:40:25
No one in my clan has ever had my name before.

Japher
04-01-2006, 18:47:21
that didn't stop them from putting a III at the end of it

eh Junior?

Chris
04-01-2006, 18:48:41
Damn rednecks.

MDA
04-01-2006, 18:54:06
you rang?

Japher
04-01-2006, 19:15:15
you mean rung

TV4Fun
04-01-2006, 20:44:34
Originally posted by Funko
Maybe he's not really the daddy, have you checked the DNA? Them DNA tests don't do no good. Round here, everyone's got the same DNA.

Koshko
05-01-2006, 05:10:06
Well you can't expect them to remember another name.

Lefty Scaevola
06-01-2006, 03:30:24
I have an a uppercrust no way a redneck cousin (first, once removed) who is a IV.

devilmunchkin
06-01-2006, 07:54:54
or bubba...
or lee roy...
or mike...
or larry...

i have a lot of those on the redneck side of my family :)

Funko
06-01-2006, 09:14:06
Originally posted by devilmunchkin

or mike...

:lol:

Drekkus
06-01-2006, 10:05:02
You're only a redneck in summer.

mr_G
06-01-2006, 10:05:43
nono that english brown

Venom
06-01-2006, 13:11:06
Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
I have an a uppercrust no way a redneck cousin (first, once removed) who is a IV.

There may be the possibility for the counter to exist. Especially when you get up to higher numbers. Redneck names, and rednecks in generally, don't usually last that long.

Drekkus
06-01-2006, 13:16:19
Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
I have an a uppercrust no way a redneck cousin (first, once removed) who is a IV. I think you should try to remove him a second or third time.

Drekkus
06-01-2006, 13:16:46
Originally posted by Venom
There may be the possibility for the counter to exist. Especially when you get up to higher numbers. Redneck names, and rednecks in generally, don't usually last that long. Or can't count that far.

Funko
06-01-2006, 13:28:46
I didn't know the US had existed long enough to have IVs.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-01-2006, 13:38:10
After III comes I. Only redneck wannabe nobility like lefty hire outside consultants to come up with fancy stuff like "IV".

Drekkus
06-01-2006, 13:43:43
:lol:

devilmunchkin
08-01-2006, 04:14:53
Originally posted by Funko
:lol:

yes yes..but i don't think english mike's count..the accent automatically rules you out :)

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-01-2006, 08:47:23
Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
I have an a uppercrust no way a redneck cousin (first, once removed) who is a IV.

Inbreeding isn't just for the serfs.