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Japher
03-01-2006, 19:41:57
It's going to the vet at 3. It's very sick and has been so for a while. Wifey has been hesitant to take it because she knows they are going to want to put it down.

I hate the cat.

But she loves it.

CG, I implore you, how do comfort someone and hide a smile at the same time?

HelloKitty
03-01-2006, 19:45:47
Drink castor oil. The result will keep the smile off your face.

Caligastia
03-01-2006, 19:58:53
Why do you hate the cat?

Japher
03-01-2006, 20:04:19
It's mean, it doesn't like you petting it, or even looking at it

not really it's fault though

we rescued it about 10 years ago from a guy we knew in college who liked to give the cat LSD.

While it has calmed considerably, it is still honery as a mother f'er. It lays around all day and begs for food, if you pet it it hisses and swats at you. Not a nice cat, though it seems fond of the dog.

Caligastia
03-01-2006, 20:15:07
Sounds like it's about time it expired...the nine lives are just about up...

mr_G
03-01-2006, 21:56:55
just comfort your wife by saying, the positive thing about the cats death is you don't have to open those stinky catfood cans anymore.
I'll bet that would bring a smile on het face.

Caligastia
03-01-2006, 22:44:26
Just say "there, there dear".

Oerdin
04-01-2006, 00:44:57
Offer to take her out to celibrate... er, I mean to help ease the pain of kitty's passing. ;)

Venom
04-01-2006, 01:06:06
Make tons of pussy jokes. Especially jokes about smelly pussy.

mr.G
04-01-2006, 05:07:38
:lol:

Drekkus
04-01-2006, 10:02:28
Down side about cats is that you have to put it down another 8 times after the first.

mr_G
04-01-2006, 10:10:56
I think the cat has seen better daysmust be the 9th day

Drekkus
04-01-2006, 10:24:16
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, happy days!

mr.G
04-01-2006, 10:29:17
On the ninth day of christmas my true love sent to me!

Nine days of cat killing,
Eight beheaded eskimos.
Seven copycat threads
Six one-joke AE's

Five o-w-n g-o-a-l-s
Four bloody turds
Three gay twats,
two doo di doos
and a retard called mr. gee

Japher
04-01-2006, 13:55:54
Kitty was put down yesterday... I emptied the liter box for the last time

:beer:

Gary
04-01-2006, 14:00:57
Wow ! That box could hold a lot of cat pee ! Kidneys going were they ?

Oerdin
05-01-2006, 02:19:29
You should have shit in the liter box and claimed it was a tribute to kitty.

Caligastia
05-01-2006, 19:58:51
Why should he have done that?

Japher
05-01-2006, 20:18:54
spite

mr.G
05-01-2006, 20:36:30
i hate cats

Japher
05-01-2006, 20:41:22
yeah, they taste funny

mr.G
05-01-2006, 20:42:19
yaaaay not like dogs
hot dogs that is