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Funko
03-01-2006, 12:24:24
I am going to be 30 on Thursday (yay/boo) and I have no idea what I should do. I figure there should be some kind of celebration/wake. My birthday is always too close to Christmas for me to think up something in advance which has happened once again.

I'm going to a gig on the Friday so I reckon it'll be Saturday night.

My brilliant mind has come up with the following ideas.

1. I could have a party (everyone welcome if they don't spew on the sofa...)
2. Could go out to a pub/AD.
3. Combination of 1 and 2.

Aside from the venue which is TBC if anyone fancies going out in Reading on Saturday then come down.

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-01-2006, 12:26:00
Paint your anus and buttocks red and pretend to be a baboon.

Greg W
03-01-2006, 12:27:00
I suggest receiving a kick to the ding ding. After that, 30 won't feel so bad.

mr_G
03-01-2006, 12:28:11
3. Combination of 1 and 2 with a bit of 3.

that would be fine

Tizzy
03-01-2006, 12:50:25
Yaaay, party!!
Yaaay, pub!!
Yaaay, AD!!

I have nothing useful to say :nervous:

mr_G
03-01-2006, 12:53:06
pleez don't tell anything about the CG surprise party in Reading

King_Ghidra
03-01-2006, 12:54:28
laz's suggestion gets my vote

Funko
03-01-2006, 13:01:50
Ok... if I'm doing that can you give me some tips? Might as well learn from the master.

Japher
03-01-2006, 14:46:43
eat lots of beans so you have a good supply of ammo

say "jesjes" in a dutch accent

and brush you hair against the grain

the rest should come natural

Venom
03-01-2006, 14:54:54
Skydive without a parachute.

Mr. Bas
03-01-2006, 15:02:26
I vote for Laz's idea.

Alternatively, 1, continue with 2, then back to 1. :beer:

mr_G
03-01-2006, 18:43:23
Originally posted by Japher
say "jesjes" in a dutch accent
jesjes
jesjes

jesjes

Chris
03-01-2006, 18:51:31
Send me money.

Caligastia
03-01-2006, 18:52:50
This thread is just a thinly-veiled attempt at alerting us of his upcoming birthday in the hopes that someone will post a happy birthday thread for him this year.

mr_G
03-01-2006, 18:57:47
yaaaay everybode always fortgets that mans birzzday, well at least once a year.

Lurker the Second
03-01-2006, 19:13:45
A night of reflection and prayer would do you well.

Japher
03-01-2006, 19:15:03
looking in a mirror going "please god, make me beautiful"

mr_G
03-01-2006, 22:13:40
running around naked down the street screaming, I AM THE BIRTHDAY BOY w0000t I AM THE BIRTHDAY BOY

HelloKitty
03-01-2006, 23:02:00
You are getting old mike. You should have a formal cocktail party.

HelloKitty
03-01-2006, 23:03:17
1. I could have a party (everyone welcome if they don't spew on the sofa...)
2. Could go out to a pub/AD.
3. Combination of 1 and 2.


I notice you left Tizzy off that list. Things not going well?

Oerdin
04-01-2006, 00:50:49
HAHA, Funko is 30 and I'm not! :p

I'm still only 29 and 7.5 months. :)



:eek: That means I'm 30 in 4.5 months. :(

HelloKitty
04-01-2006, 01:18:13
I have 1 month and 2 days tll 31.

zmama
04-01-2006, 02:14:22
You should do the washing up :D

Oerdin
04-01-2006, 05:10:02
And use soap.

Funko
04-01-2006, 10:01:17
Originally posted by HelloKitty
I notice you left Tizzy off that list. Things not going well?

What not who. :rolleyes:

Drekkus
04-01-2006, 10:05:13
Go on holiday.

Funko
04-01-2006, 10:48:19
Bit late to plan that now. :rolleyes:

This is a copy and paste from the e-mail I just sent out inviting people.

The plan is to start at 4pm in the Brewery Tap, have a few beers and play some pool then travel slowly through town stopping at various bars and eating establishments and picking up food and drink on the way to Great Expectations for about 8:30pm. Inevitably we'll end up in the After Dark at some time after that.

mr_G
04-01-2006, 10:50:12
dammit who told you the surprise?

Funko
04-01-2006, 10:50:35
You did.

mr_G
04-01-2006, 10:52:39
Judith?

Funko
04-01-2006, 10:58:48
What's my Aunt got to do with it?

mr_G
04-01-2006, 11:00:02
aunt you did?

Nav
04-01-2006, 12:09:58
BEER!

mr_G
04-01-2006, 12:13:46
Nav wins!!!!!

welcome beer
welcome beer
welcome beer
WELCOME BEER!!!!!!!!!!

Venom
04-01-2006, 13:30:44
Do beer? The opening of the glass is probably way too large. Come to think of it, the opening of a bottle is probably too large for Funko to do it.

Chris
04-01-2006, 18:31:28
You know way to much about Funko's weiner.

Venom
04-01-2006, 19:16:23
Thanks to your notes.

Lurker the Second
04-01-2006, 19:27:24
Originally posted by Funko


This is a copy and paste from the e-mail I just sent out inviting people.




I dinna get no steenkin' e-mail.

Tizzy
04-01-2006, 22:01:32
Well, duh.

Funko
05-01-2006, 08:59:43
I sent out an e-mail to people who I have e-mail addresses for. :p

Kitsuki
05-01-2006, 10:11:15
I think doing 1, followed by 2, followed by 1 again is what led to the less pleasant part of 1 occurring last time. Can't remember which gay twat would have done that though.....

Funko
05-01-2006, 10:21:54
:D

mr_G
05-01-2006, 10:43:33
I bet he was wearing a pink shirt

jsorense
05-01-2006, 16:44:25
Originally posted by Funko
I sent out an e-mail to people who I have e-mail addresses for. :p
:mad: Liar!:mad:

Funko
05-01-2006, 16:54:49
:lol:

No, it's true but don't underestimate how bad I am at filing e-mail addresses.

Chris
05-01-2006, 17:21:22
Originally posted by Venom
Thanks to your notes. Ypou wouldn't need my notes if you read the PMs he sends everybody.

HelloKitty
05-01-2006, 22:13:37
Originally posted by Funko
What not who. :rolleyes:

Her holes are whos now? Pervert.

KH of the North
05-01-2006, 22:35:17
Originally posted by Oerdin
HAHA, Funko is 30 and I'm not! :p

I'm still only 29 and 7.5 months. :)



:eek: That means I'm 30 in 4.5 months. :(

I'm 30 in 4.5 years.

Sucker.

Kitsuki
06-01-2006, 01:35:37
Originally posted by KH of the North
I'm 30 in 4.5 years.

Sucker.

I'm 30 in 4.5 years times 2.

I win! (Until Alsie replies...)

Oerdin
06-01-2006, 02:47:26
Originally posted by KH of the North
I'm 30 in 4.5 years.

Sucker.

That's ok, I can remember the 70's and you can't. Well, I can only really remember '79 but that's still in the 70's. :p

Aredhran
06-01-2006, 08:42:26
A lot of people who technically could remember the 70's actually don't...

Funko
06-01-2006, 09:18:26
Originally posted by KH of the North
I'm 30 in 4.5 years.

Sucker.

You're younger than me?!

:lol:

mr_G
06-01-2006, 09:33:02
:lol: tjoptjop