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Lazarus and the Gimp
30-12-2005, 19:24:24
The award for services to Dutch architecture- Sir Penguin.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-12-2005, 19:25:30
Poster most likely to be able to identify the weird bugs crawling out of Lurker's box- Immortal Wombat.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-12-2005, 19:27:02
Bleeding anus of the year- HelloKitty.

For the 5th year in a row, meaning she keeps the trophy (a 24 carat gold butt plug).

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-12-2005, 19:30:46
Vin Diesel of the year- MattHiggs.

Vincent
30-12-2005, 19:33:53
Most WoW obsessed poster ...?

mr.G
30-12-2005, 19:49:31
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
The award for services to Dutch architecture- Sir Penguin. :lol:

mr.G
30-12-2005, 20:04:06
Coolest bitch of the year - Ro Ro Ro your boat

Koshko
30-12-2005, 21:22:46
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Bleeding anus of the year- HelloKitty.

For the 5th year in a row, meaning she keeps the trophy (a 24 carat gold butt plug).

My goal is to dethrone her.

HelloKitty
30-12-2005, 22:47:04
That is quite a goal to have.

Always reach for the stars, even if its a cardboard star in the dumpster.

alsieboo
30-12-2005, 23:52:01
I esnns [roze

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-12-2005, 08:23:22
The "Jailbait of the year" title has been retired, due to the relentless onslaught of old age. Alsie wins "Dirty little drunken chorister o the year" instead.

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-12-2005, 08:25:40
A double winner!

"Inducing neck strain on all other regulars through rampant italic use of the year" and "Most savagely reformed former web-whore" both go to self-biased.

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-12-2005, 08:27:02
"Services to the production of highly explosive and toxic products in the home" award goes to Oerdin.

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-12-2005, 10:18:57
"Coping with rodent bereavement" award of the year goes to Norks.

Norks also shares the "Saddled with Boss most likely to be in a deeply committed bum-union with the Devil" award with BigGayMunter.

Sir Penguin
31-12-2005, 11:21:17
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
The award for services to Dutch architecture- Sir Penguin.
I don't get it.

SP

mr.G
31-12-2005, 11:22:33
I dooooooo di doooooooo
that's what we call humor at this side of the water, i thought you had lots.

Sir Penguin
31-12-2005, 11:26:37
West of Ontario, we have a whole shield to keep your defilement away.

SP

Lurker the Second
31-12-2005, 14:14:06
Do these awards involve cash prizes?

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-12-2005, 15:50:58
Yes.

alsieboo
31-12-2005, 16:41:04
whoo, I got a prize!

Lurker the Second
31-12-2005, 17:28:13
you have to be 18 to collect.

alsieboo
31-12-2005, 17:28:42
:(

Lurker the Second
31-12-2005, 17:32:35
Don't look at me, Venom makes the rules.

Spartak@CPH
31-12-2005, 18:15:56
bastard!

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-12-2005, 19:43:50
That reminds me.

"Rule-maker and bastard"- Venom.

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-12-2005, 19:44:43
Poster least likely to post anything on a weekend. FACT!- Funko.

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-12-2005, 19:45:32
Gross disservices and trauma to genitalia- Tizzy.

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-12-2005, 19:46:33
The "Hey look! The bottle's empty" services to the wine industry award- zmama.

Kitsuki
01-01-2006, 01:01:40
Award to poster most likely to reply to their own posts - Laz!

Oerdin
01-01-2006, 04:33:54
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
"Services to the production of highly explosive and toxic products in the home" award goes to Oerdin.

That scrumpy is going to be great. ;)

Oerdin
01-01-2006, 04:39:54
The poster most likely to almost get kicked out of grad school but some how recover at the last second award goes to - Joggwsgn Msidfllwowser.

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 06:41:47
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
"Coping with rodent bereavement" award of the year goes to Norks.

Norks also shares the "Saddled with Boss most likely to be in a deeply committed bum-union with the Devil" award with BigGayMunter.

i'm in a bum-union with no one >.>

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 08:32:52
How comfortable is it to bum yourself?

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 09:47:45
wouldn't know. enlighten me ;P

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 09:49:03
I don't know. I figured being in a bum-union with yourself would mean you would know the answer to that question.

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 09:51:10
no..i'm in a bum union with no one lol...

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 09:53:03
well what's no one like whtn you get to know him?

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 09:56:07
when did no one get assigned a gender?

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 09:58:46
I just assumed for you to be in a bum union with him that there had to be something rigid involved somewhere.

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 10:00:19
again..when did no one get assigned a gender? i kinda pictured it more as nothingness...my bum is an exit onry orifice...

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 10:01:27
I don't know, when did pronouns get assigned genders?

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 10:02:53
i dunno..i blame the english for that

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 10:03:37
We need pronouns that refer to people of indeterminate gender. It would make life so much easier.

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 10:08:48
we, us, they, who, whom, it

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 10:10:39
well, we us and they all refer to mulriple persons, we don't have a good gender neutral word to refer to a single persom, and it doesn't usually refer to a person,a dnd who and whom are only usable in certain contexts.

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 10:11:58
cousin it
and i refer to myself as a "we" quite often >.>

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 10:12:38
We are not amused.

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 10:12:59
And it was a name, not a pronoun.

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 10:14:21
yeah..but he was still an it ....
even still...ok...you designate a word or invent a word to stand for a genderless pronoun for a person

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 10:17:29
ok, how is lirt doing?

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 10:20:14
doesn't roll off the tongue fast enough

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 10:21:06
how about es?

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 10:22:20
i think that will work

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 10:23:56
ok, so what's it like being bum buddies with no one anyway? What's es like when you get to know es anyway?

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 10:24:54
i don't think no one is an es..i think no one is ...nothing...
what's your bum union like?

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 10:27:30
I don't know, I've never been in one. I've heard they can be quite nice though, depending on whether you're the bummer or the bummed.

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 10:28:21
so you're in a bum union with no one too, eh?
i guess no one really gets around

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 10:30:13
Maybe we should try to form more bum unions.

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 10:32:24
sounds painful....go for it tho..
i'll just sit here and umm.... be supportive

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 10:34:58
maybe we just unite bums together. Set up some kind of dating service, call it bum2bum.

Oerdin
01-01-2006, 11:19:02
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
no..i'm in a bum union with no one lol...

Bum union? Didn't lurker join one of those? Striking for better trash cans and all that.

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-01-2006, 16:50:20
Poster most likely to make a diplomatic disappearance when asked an awkward question about Tory issues- Kitsuki!

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-01-2006, 16:51:55
Wedding of the year award- Aredhran.

Bet he maims himself on the honeymoon award- Aredhran.

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-01-2006, 16:54:22
Most surreally crap and pointless handbag-swinging tiff about Harry Redknapp of the year- King Ghidra and Mobius.

Vincent
01-01-2006, 18:40:47
You're obsessed by this, aren't you?

Oerdin
01-01-2006, 18:52:27
Smartje poster who is most likely to Dutchify a thread award goes to... Mr G.

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-01-2006, 18:53:05
No. I just want to lick it.

Oerdin
01-01-2006, 18:53:25
Poster who is most likely to ask that a joke be explained to him award goes to... Drekkus.

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-01-2006, 18:53:32
X-post hell!

Vincent
01-01-2006, 18:56:43
Poster most likely to lick Mr_G: Laz

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-01-2006, 21:14:33
Poster least likely to get a "Happy Birthday" thread without dropping heavy hints- Laz.

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 21:38:21
I'm sorry, but I think that's my award.

Oerdin
01-01-2006, 22:11:55
No, you get the most likely to be a pedophile award. For the third year running may I add?

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 22:16:29
Don't you have to do something to get an award for it?

Oerdin
01-01-2006, 22:23:16
That's just your title. Learn to love it.

devilmunchkin
02-01-2006, 04:18:12
oerdin needs to get an award with something to do with scrumpy

TV4Fun
02-01-2006, 04:38:59
Most likely to go blind from own scrumpy - oerdin

mr.G
02-01-2006, 04:42:09
Originally posted by Vincent
Poster most likely to lick Mr_G: Laz I think I lick that very much.

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-01-2006, 08:59:56
The Sean memorial trophy for disappearance of the year- Protein!

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-01-2006, 09:02:11
The "Ooooh! Ooooh! You're back again! Big hugs!" award for 2005- devilmunchkin

MoSe
02-01-2006, 11:33:24
Originally posted by Oerdin
Bum union? Didn't lurker join one of those? Striking for better trash cans and all that.

Imagine getting mere 13 minutes late to post such a gem!!! :( -or- :p

I'd have said Lurker is the Hoffa of Bum Unions!

____
OOOPS: sorry, I thought it was still 1/1... :o

Drekkus
02-01-2006, 12:18:26
The 'More info than I needed Trophy' goes to MoSe.

mr_G
02-01-2006, 12:22:10
:lol:

MoSe
02-01-2006, 12:23:26
I always prefer to get ahead, if possible

self biased
02-01-2006, 16:51:01
i don't mind getting head either. i rather enjoy it, actually.

MoSe
03-01-2006, 09:38:49
:coolgrin: can I 100-0 this?

Last Binary Number
03-01-2006, 09:50:55
Feel free

Funko
03-01-2006, 10:24:06
Award Creator of the Year - Joint award shared between Lazarus and the Gimp.

Aredhran
03-01-2006, 13:17:14
Wedding of the year award- Aredhran.

:beer:

Bet he maims himself on the honeymoon award- Aredhran.

Believe it or not, it actually happened - I stepped on a razor clam and cut the sole of my foot
:nervous:

Do I win ?

Tizzy
03-01-2006, 13:18:26
You win.
But in this case winning is really losing.

Aredhran
03-01-2006, 13:25:03
bah. Winning is so 2005 anyway

Drekkus
03-01-2006, 13:27:07
Originally posted by Aredhran
:beer:



Believe it or not, it actually happened - I stepped on a razor clam and cut the sole of my foot
:nervous:

Do I win ? Bah, I went all the way to vegas to get this award, and that mountaingoat runs with the prize. :mad:

Aredhran
03-01-2006, 13:27:53
That's because I don't have a glowing afro

Drekkus
03-01-2006, 13:30:38
You have birds in your hair!!!!

mr_G
03-01-2006, 13:34:04
vegas is so vegas

Drekkus
03-01-2006, 13:37:28
How vegas?

mr_G
03-01-2006, 13:49:04
johnny vegas vegas

Aredhran
03-01-2006, 13:53:33
viva las vegas vegas ?

Venom
03-01-2006, 13:54:47
Let us begin the official CG "How will Aredhran die?" pool. That way we can make a little money off Red being a clumsy doofus.

Drekkus
03-01-2006, 13:55:10
ok

Venom
03-01-2006, 14:02:41
Ok then.

Drekkus
03-01-2006, 14:04:08
Let's start

mr_G
03-01-2006, 14:07:31
5

Venom
03-01-2006, 14:14:19
We'll run two pools.

#1) What will kill him.
#2) When will it kill him.

Drekkus
03-01-2006, 14:17:08
yes

Colon
03-01-2006, 14:20:16
Get on with it.

Venom
03-01-2006, 14:44:20
I've made my picks.

Lurker the Second
03-01-2006, 16:11:12
You and I picked the same day, Venom. Better pick a time in case of a tie.

Venom
03-01-2006, 16:13:28
Time down to the minute it is then.

Tizzy
03-01-2006, 16:18:52
Seconds could be crucial

Lurker the Second
03-01-2006, 16:28:03
Let's not talk about your sex life.

Funko
03-01-2006, 16:54:53
I think you are mistaking sex with dueling.

MoSe
03-01-2006, 17:03:06
or with kicking

you retraction time would be crucial in such case, and we're talking fractions

Lurker the Second
03-01-2006, 18:27:53
Originally posted by Funko
I think you are mistaking sex with dueling.

Just another sign of my sorry lot in life.

mr_G
03-01-2006, 18:39:12
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Let's not talk about your sex life. :lol: an early :shoot:er?

Venom
03-01-2006, 18:52:44
Short range missle.

mr_B
20-12-2009, 19:07:18
Award to poster most likely to reply to their own posts - Laz!
:lol:

MOBIUS
20-12-2009, 19:26:21
Oh wait, mr_B bumped it...:rolleyes:

mr_B
20-12-2009, 19:28:05
uhhh, jj soryy willem

MOBIUS
20-12-2009, 19:29:05
:rolleyes:

mr_B
20-12-2009, 19:31:53
stop roll eyeing me you fewl