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Lazarus and the Gimp
30-12-2005, 08:17:39
Questions I have been asked in the last 10 minutes?

"What does God look like?"

"Is God dead?"

"Is God bad?"

"Why does God eat birds?"



That last one is a poser. I think it could kick-start a new faith.

mr.G
30-12-2005, 08:36:16
the simple answer is: only god knows

Drekkus
30-12-2005, 10:34:39
- God looks a bit like daddy

- What do YOU think?

- Only to little girls who don't eat their meals

- Because those birds didn't want to go to bed on time

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-12-2005, 12:09:06
Ah, yes. Victorian parenting methods.

"If you don't eat your cabbage, flesh-eating goblins will pull your eyeballs out."

Resource Consumer
30-12-2005, 12:16:45
The great "Why?" questions.:)

Is it true that all metaphysical questions asked by kids just reduce to the answer "Because it is"? :)

MDA
30-12-2005, 12:23:57
Do farts stink underwater?

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-12-2005, 12:58:45
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
The great "Why?" questions.:)

Is it true that all metaphysical questions asked by kids just reduce to the answer "Because it is"? :)

Or "Because I said so", yes.

BigGameHunter
30-12-2005, 18:50:38
I used Santa Claus to manipulate my children this year. He told Zane his volume level needed to come down and Prosper to eat fruits and vegetables.
I feel dirty.

Vincent
30-12-2005, 19:29:03
Won't work but will make you look like a traitor once they are clever enough to find out (in a week)

Vincent
30-12-2005, 19:31:07
Questions I have been asked in the last 10 minutes?

"What does God look like?"

"What do YOU think he looks like"


"Is God dead?"

"No, but the Nietzsche guy is"


"Is God bad?"

"shhhh, he can hear you!"


"Why does God eat birds?"

Because he thinks they taste better than humans!



That last one is a poser. I think it could kick-start a new faith.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
30-12-2005, 21:23:00
Originally posted by Vincent
"Why does God eat birds?"

Because he thinks they taste better than humans!

That's silly. People taste like veal, and veal is TASTY.

Vincent
30-12-2005, 21:33:20
birds are better!

Koshko
30-12-2005, 21:37:53
Originally posted by MDA
Do farts stink underwater?

http://itss229.ed.psu.edu/k-12/ninth/cast/daveb/livesunder.gif

Immortal Wombat
31-12-2005, 01:35:03
That picture would be better if that statue was of Cthulu

Oerdin
31-12-2005, 04:16:13
Originally posted by Drekkus
- God looks a bit like daddy

- What do YOU think?

- Only to little girls who don't eat their meals

- Because those birds didn't want to go to bed on time

Drekkus is officially ready to be a father. :lol:

TV4Fun
31-12-2005, 04:34:27
"What does God look like?"
He's god, he can look like whatever he wants.

"Is God dead?"
Not while people believe in him.

"Is God bad?"
Yes, stay away from him.

"Why does God eat birds?"
I don't know, why do people eat birds?

devilmunchkin
01-01-2006, 06:46:35
i think when i have kids i will sidestep all of these questions ^ ^

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 08:34:53
Just tell them "Stay away from metaphysics, you'll be a much nicer person."

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-01-2006, 08:48:55
Or "LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA!"

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 08:49:24
That works as well.