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Diss
29-12-2005, 22:04:48
Isn't that weird?

What's really scary is to think she might be right in her advice.

And stop wishing for grandchildren dammit! That puts too much pressure on me. It's hard enough finding a woman to put out. But one who will carry my seed? highly unlikely.

I think I'm a mommas boy. :(. I haven't lived at home since I was 18, but I think I may still be a momma's boy.

Diss
29-12-2005, 22:06:11
So does anyone else have parents who keep on insisting on having grandchildren?

I find that really annoying.

Venom
29-12-2005, 22:14:49
It's because your mom wants to have sex with you. Or so Freud says.

Colon
29-12-2005, 22:15:24
Definitely a momma's boy.

Koshko
29-12-2005, 22:31:27
I'm an only child. I pretty much have to make a couple of babies with a woman sometime.

alsieboo
29-12-2005, 22:33:01
Mothers are always right. Well, mostly. When it comes to affairs of the heart etc

Colon
29-12-2005, 22:51:43
Your mother is a cardiologist?

alsieboo
29-12-2005, 22:55:48
She got her medical degree last year

Colon
29-12-2005, 22:57:07
Oh, she really IS a cardiologist? Now, that sure ruined the joke.

alsieboo
29-12-2005, 23:00:01
She sure is

Colon
29-12-2005, 23:02:41
God damn it.

alsieboo
29-12-2005, 23:08:20
Hey, does it count as blaspheming if God says it?

Colon
29-12-2005, 23:22:27
Only if it's in public.

alsieboo
29-12-2005, 23:31:53
thanks for clearing that up for me

Oerdin
30-12-2005, 02:50:41
Dis, you're mother has morphed into that Jewish mother who's always trying to either get her son to marry or eat more pasta. You could be on a tv show. ;)

Sir Penguin
30-12-2005, 07:25:59
She wants you to be a momma's boy, with "extra benefits."

SP

Resource Consumer
30-12-2005, 12:19:40
"I think that boy has an Oedipus complex"

"I don't care - as long as he loves his mum"

MDA
30-12-2005, 12:25:46
I get it more from my grandfather than my mother...

:lol: Freud would love it.

self biased
30-12-2005, 16:35:49
yeah, freud never lets the details get in the way.

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 09:15:24
freud is cool