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mr.G
29-12-2005, 16:20:33
once in a while you have got the perfect turt.

firm
solid
great relief
brings smile on your face
and after wipey wipey the paper is just lightly coloured


wow that's the perfect turt

Colon
29-12-2005, 16:22:23
Please! Somebody make it stop! :cry:

mr.G
29-12-2005, 16:24:01
something wrong wizz your colon Colon?

Vincent
29-12-2005, 17:34:07
What's wrong with turtles?

JM^3
29-12-2005, 18:12:41
umm..

the perfect turd needs no wiping, as in after wiping, there is no discoloration of the toilet paper

JM

self biased
29-12-2005, 19:18:24
indeed, mister miller.

mr.G
29-12-2005, 19:58:03
Originally posted by JM^3
umm..

the perfect turd needs no wiping, as in after wiping, there is no discoloration of the toilet paper


when there is no discoloration i will not believe that nice havana in the bowl is mine, so the perfect turd (jesjes d=t) has to have little wiping

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 09:25:17
the perfuect tut is one that is so large that you begin to feelyorself leaving your body is at comes out.u