View Full Version : Strangest Christmas Present

28-12-2005, 20:39:15
What's yours?

I got "magic boxer shorts". Just add water for instant boxers.

29-12-2005, 04:37:29

29-12-2005, 05:09:56
They make your wang bigger?

29-12-2005, 08:11:26
He said magic not miracle.

Scabrous Birdseed
29-12-2005, 11:58:27
THE MOVIE BOOK, it's a huge, incredibly heavy coffee table book with piccies of film people in it. It's so big you have to pronounce its title as if it was a cataclysmic event happening in the near future.

My girlfriend, the Soul Sister, got socks with Alice Cooper and Sid Vicious on them. :hmm:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
29-12-2005, 18:35:03
I once received a travel pack of disposable paper toilet seat covers.

30-12-2005, 00:53:18
Oh, so you did get it.

30-12-2005, 18:52:03
I got a bunch of WWII themed items. And a multi-tool I gave my father several years ago. Nothing too weird.

30-12-2005, 19:07:28
A genuine Russian hat.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-12-2005, 19:23:03
A small plastic model of the "Mystery Machine" with Scooby Doo driving, full of bone-shaped sweets.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
30-12-2005, 21:11:51
Oh, and I, the non-handy non-craftsman, got a pair of tin snips this year.

01-01-2006, 06:48:39
we gave our closest friend a 5 lb hershey's chocolate bar
my mom got me ghetto bootie pants (my bf also referred to them as hippie pants)..which i returned to the preppie store she got them from and traded them for something that didn't expose my tush so much (a skirt that nearly falls off even though it's a small..i can't win with main stream fashion..i just can't)

01-01-2006, 08:34:12
I got a book of pickup lines and putdowns from my mom last christmas.