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Lazarus and the Gimp
28-12-2005, 12:11:26
1- Finding out that in the 17th century Britain got invaded by Islamic forces.

2- Seeing footage of a Gulper eel casually swallowing a fish twice its size in one gulp.

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-12-2005, 12:12:47
3- Youngest daughter displaying TARDIS-like qualities by filling a nappy to the extent that it was oozing out through her collar.

shagnasty
28-12-2005, 13:04:58
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
2- Seeing footage of a Gulper eel casually swallowing a fish twice its size in one gulp.

Yaaaay for deep throating. :bounce:

HelloKitty
28-12-2005, 14:16:40
Your daughter crapping all over herself made you request anal sex?

You need to see someone about that.

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-12-2005, 14:59:24
Dusting off your strap-on in anticipation, Mighty mistress of darkness?

Drekkus
28-12-2005, 16:16:22
Invaded? Or raided?

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-12-2005, 19:32:32
Invaded. Corsairs captured Lundy, fortified it and used it as a base for raids on the English coast.

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 09:47:15
So what? Everyone's invaded everyone else at some point.

The Mad Monk
01-01-2006, 15:49:24
Well.

So much for never being invaded in 1000 years.

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-01-2006, 16:55:58
That's a claim that doesn't stand up to scrutiny, as King Louis I of England would testify.