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HelloKitty
25-12-2005, 01:10:34
I got the fucking stomach flu.

I puked till I nearly passed out this morning.

Cruddy
25-12-2005, 01:32:51
It's no consolation HK but both my DVD drives just died on me.

No games, no movies for me today.

Oerdin
25-12-2005, 03:45:48
Seems that about half the people at work had caught the flu last week. Luckily my parents let me be a filthy little thing as a child so that I was exposed to every infectious germ this side of Calcutta and now have a natural immunity.

There is a down side to not getting sich though; it meant I had to work late on Friday to help finish projects all those sick people were supposed to.

alsieboo
25-12-2005, 11:52:28
Aww. Well my hair needs washing?

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-12-2005, 13:28:14
Sympathy, the Counterglow way. Hey, I've just run out of stilton.

Drekkus
27-12-2005, 13:51:01
Something tells me HK's diet could use more vitamins and fibers.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
27-12-2005, 18:25:00
I had the regular flu. So no puking but lots of dizziness, disorientation, sneezing, coughing, sore throat and naps.

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-12-2005, 19:08:02
Was that real flu or "bloke flu" (a cold)?

HelloKitty
28-12-2005, 00:18:46
Mine was viral gastroenteritis. His was probably the common cold.

RedFred
28-12-2005, 05:36:49
Flu shots seem to give you the 'flu instead of preventing it. I've been keeping track since the 1980s, here is my record:

Three of the four years that I got a 'flu shot I also got the 'flu. In the other 17 years that I didn't get a shot, I only got the 'flu twice plus one case of possible food poisoning/ possible 'flu.

HelloKitty
28-12-2005, 11:31:55
The flu that lasts several weeks and is dangerous or the "flu" that lasts a week or less that isn't the flu?

Venom
28-12-2005, 13:07:17
I've got a cold.

And the upstairs of my house was cold last night so my wanking hand was extra cold.

HelloKitty
28-12-2005, 14:15:18
As opposed to your poking hand, which was warm.

Lurker the Second
28-12-2005, 14:47:16
Is this the lesbian version of "my dick is bigger than yours?"

Venom
28-12-2005, 14:52:20
Thanks to the amazing advancements in strap-on technology, she easily wins.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
28-12-2005, 19:55:06
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Was that real flu or "bloke flu" (a cold)?

Real flu, as I was the fourth in my family to have contracted it, and they all got the full-on expereince of throwing up, fevers, chills, tiredness and complaining loudly.

Thanks to the miracle of lemon-stuff and Gatorade, I was able to keep myself in a nicely hydradted condition and not decend into 4 days of feverish wailing and thrashing about, as with my last 3 or 4 bouts of illness.

RedFred
28-12-2005, 20:37:15
Originally posted by HelloKitty
The flu that lasts several weeks and is dangerous or the "flu" that lasts a week or less that isn't the flu?

Hmm. Guess I've only ever experienced "fake" 'flu.

Funko
29-12-2005, 12:14:57
Originally posted by Venom
I've got a cold.

And the upstairs of my house was cold last night so my wanking hand was extra cold.

Pretend you were being wanked off by The Snowman.

Venom
29-12-2005, 13:04:46
Again?

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 09:34:27
I imagine it's a poular fantasy.