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Funko
22-12-2005, 10:52:35
Had this stuck in my head all morning:

We three kings of orient are
one in a taxi one in a car
one on a scooter, peeping his hooter
smoking a big cigar.

Nills Lagerbaak
22-12-2005, 11:07:03
I just made up a joke!

What did the lawyer ask for, for chrstmas?

Kitsuki
22-12-2005, 11:08:06
I don't know, what did the lawyer ask for, for Christmas?

Nills Lagerbaak
22-12-2005, 11:10:26
He requested a briefing with Santa Clause

mr.G
22-12-2005, 11:11:09
:lol:

Drekkus
22-12-2005, 11:14:43
What would be in that clause?

Nills Lagerbaak
22-12-2005, 11:14:47
Yay! I will have to devise another....

Funko
22-12-2005, 11:32:44
Isn't that joke the whole premise of that The Santa Clause movie with Tim the Toolman Taylor as santa?

Drekkus
22-12-2005, 11:42:12
You actually saw that?

Funko
22-12-2005, 11:44:48
Of course not but I saw a trailer.

Nills Lagerbaak
22-12-2005, 11:45:37
I can't believe he saw that!!!

I want to watch:

Santa Claws

"Makes bad santa look like the toothfairy"

mr.G
22-12-2005, 13:13:44
I saw that movie it was great.
Tim is toooooo funny

Drekkus
22-12-2005, 13:30:33
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
I can't believe he saw that!!!

I want to watch:

Santa Claws

"Makes bad santa look like the toothfairy" :lol:

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-12-2005, 14:03:42
To be sung to the tune of "Silent Night".


Counterglow
loading slow.
I phoned Nav
what a laugh
He'd been drinking any old thing
Picked up the phone, then spewed his ring
He needs ibuprofe-en
He needs ibuprofen.

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-12-2005, 14:09:05
God rest ye merry Counterglow where all the twats are gay
I bet it will be dead as hell when it turns Christmas Day.
Cos' we'll all be ripped to the tits, and we''ll be on the run
Oooooh, let's gang-rape TV4fun
TV4fun!
Oooooh, let's gang-rape TV4fun!

Nills Lagerbaak
22-12-2005, 14:16:46
Good king_Gidrah took it up,
He took it up the shitter!
All the nerds they laughed out loud,
He was like Garry glitter!
Funko is a batty man,
He loved to see it happen
All the while he sat and laughed......
....in his ass a baton!

Funko
22-12-2005, 14:29:04
:lol:

Funko
22-12-2005, 14:37:34
Lurker, the red-nosed poster,
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other posters,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Lurker
join in any forum games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
MrG came to say:
"Lurker with your nose so bright,
won't you be my guy tonight?"

Then all the posters shunned him
as they shouted out with glee,
Lurker the red-nosed poster,
you'll go down on MrG!

Nills Lagerbaak
22-12-2005, 14:42:37
OMG, the thought and effort! A****

(Reminds me of rhyming day!)

Wish wish you a merry x-post,
We wish you a merry x-post
and a mighty x-fear.

Lame postings we bring,
to you and your kin
we wish you a merry x-post
and a mighty x-fear.

Japher
22-12-2005, 14:44:54
Deck the halls
with Special Ed
Yayayaya Yaaaaaaaay
ya ya yaaaa yaaaaaa!

mr.G
22-12-2005, 14:51:32
To be sung to the tune of "Silent Night".

Dooooooo di dooooo dooooo
Dooooooo di dooooo dooooo
Dooo di doooo
doooo oo di dooo dooo
doooo di dooo di dooo ooo oo o ooo

Japher
22-12-2005, 14:52:33
auf deutsch!@

Funko
22-12-2005, 14:54:04
Originally posted by mr.G
To be sung to the tune of "Silent Night".

Dooooooo di dooooo dooooo
Dooooooo di dooooo dooooo
Dooo di doooo
doooo oo di dooo dooo
doooo di dooo di dooo ooo oo o ooo

Post tonight, 'till first light
Funkodrom's, often right,
Found Jon Miller's best posts compiled,
Political banter getting everyone riled,
Keep up the gibber don't cease,
Keep up the gibber don't cease,

mr.G
22-12-2005, 14:58:01
that's exactly what i was singing,
you just got your final exam.

congrats

Japher
22-12-2005, 15:44:51
Dashing through the thread
on a cable mo'odem
wondering what you said
laughing all the way!

Funko
22-12-2005, 16:02:23
Alsie Bells, Venom Smells,
Protein flew away,
Oh what fun it is to post, on counterglow all day

OH!

Japher
22-12-2005, 16:05:20
Funko the Boyman
had a very jolly soul
with a corncob pipe
and a button nose
and two eyes made out of pooooooooo!@

---

didn't really have to change much on that one

Immortal Wombat
22-12-2005, 16:44:54
You better not pout
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why:
HARDMAN shot ur mum up the cunt
HARDMAN shot ur mum up the cunt
HARDMAN shot ur mum up-
The cunt

Immortal Wombat
22-12-2005, 16:53:12
Oh MrG of Countererglow
We wish you would lol lie
Without your jolly laughing posts
All our bad jokes just die

Let in the dark threads showeth
An everlolling face
A joke, a pun, may run and run
In this most cursèd place

Funko
22-12-2005, 17:11:33
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A retard called mister gee

Japher
22-12-2005, 17:19:47
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
two doo di doos

and a retard called mr. gee

Nills Lagerbaak
22-12-2005, 17:23:20
Three gay twats,
2 doo di doos
and a retard called mr. G

Funko
22-12-2005, 17:25:02
On the fourth day of Christmas,
HelloKitty sent to me
Four bloody turds

Three gay twats,
two doo di doos
and a retard called mr. gee

mr.G
22-12-2005, 17:28:35
:lol:

Immortal Wombat
22-12-2005, 21:56:56
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Five o-w-n g-o-a-l-s

Four bloody turds
Three gay twats,
two doo di doos
and a retard called mr. gee

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-12-2005, 22:20:36
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me

Six one-joke AE's
Five o-w-n g-o-a-l-s

Four bloody turds
Three gay twats,
two doo di doos
and a retard called mr. gee

Tizzy
23-12-2005, 00:54:29
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me

Seven copycat threads
Six one-joke AE's
Five o-w-n g-o-a-l-s

Four bloody turds
Three gay twats,
two doo di doos
and a retard called mr. gee

mr.G
23-12-2005, 03:42:06
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me

Eight beheaded eskimos.
Seven copycat threads
Six one-joke AE's

Five o-w-n g-o-a-l-s
Four bloody turds
Three gay twats,
two doo di doos
and a retard called mr. gee

Nills Lagerbaak
23-12-2005, 09:06:57
On the eighth day of christmas my true love sent to me!
9 twats a lurking,
Eight beheaded eskimos.
Seven copycat threads
Six one-joke AE's

Five o-w-n g-o-a-l-s
Four bloody turds
Three gay twats,
two doo di doos
and a retard called mr. gee

Funko
23-12-2005, 09:35:09
(that should be the ninth, Mr Gee can't count - well he is a retard)

On the tenth day of christmas my true love sent to me!
Ten round table meetings
Nine twats a lurking,
Eight beheaded eskimos.
Seven copycat threads
Six one-joke AE's

Five o-w-n g-o-a-l-s
Four bloody turds
Three gay twats,
two doo di doos
and a retard called mr. gee

mr.G
23-12-2005, 14:39:08
On the eleventh
day of christmas my true love sent to me!

eleven mayas the almosts.

Ten round table meetings
Nine twats a lurking,
Eight beheaded eskimos.
Seven copycat threads
Six one-joke AE's

Five o-w-n g-o-a-l-s
Four bloody turds
Three gay twats,
two doo di doos
and a retard called mr. gee

paiktis22
23-12-2005, 16:07:21
How many days christmas have???

Lazarus and the Gimp
23-12-2005, 17:17:29
12, of course.

mr.G
23-12-2005, 21:46:37
i thought 363

Tizzy
28-12-2005, 09:48:27
1, only 1.

Scabrous Birdseed
28-12-2005, 17:05:56
I saw Nikhil kissing MikeH (http://www.mikeandnikhil.co.uk/)
Underneath the mistletoe last night
They didn't se me creep
Into the bar to have a peep
They thought that I was back in snowy Sweden fast asleep
Then I saw Nikhil kissing MikeH
Next to his handbag so snowy white
What a dingdingkick it would have been
If Tizzy had walked on in
Nikhil kissing MikeH last night

Oerdin
28-12-2005, 17:29:29
Such a cute couple.

paiktis22
28-12-2005, 17:36:37
la passione

Colon
28-12-2005, 17:40:24
Originally posted by Tizzy
1, only 1.

Can't be right, otherwise we'd call it christday.

paiktis22
28-12-2005, 17:42:48
yes but we don't call it christmasdozen either

paiktis22
28-12-2005, 17:47:45
that's interesting in a way. in greek it's christougenna which translates to the birth of christ. which does leave a margin of pondering about how much time the labor went on. christ-mas, otoh i cant really understand. maybe the sermon in church?

Colon
28-12-2005, 18:04:01
If Mozes could split seas, then Maria sure as hell could labour until nye.

paiktis22
28-12-2005, 18:16:00
it's the red pants

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 09:50:06
thst's mpothing. Samson had super-powerful hair,