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mr.G
22-12-2005, 09:10:11
she already has got cottonballs and 5L motor oil.
suggestions pleezzzzz
this o/c is a hypothetical thread.

Funko
22-12-2005, 09:15:45
If she already has them then you don't need to get her anything.

Oerdin
22-12-2005, 09:18:56
Should I take them back then?

Funko
22-12-2005, 09:20:24
You don't want to spoil her. Maybe just give her the oil and save the cottonballs for valentines day.

Oerdin
22-12-2005, 09:24:39
True. I've kind of already opened the cottonballs anyway.

mr.G
22-12-2005, 09:26:05
maybe a kick in the head, a christmas kick that is.

look .nn there is a gift under the tree, ummm .ike i can't find it.....*kick*

merry christmas .nn
merry christmas .ike.

and put on a nice Xmas cd, so you hear that gloria in the background.

gloria is a very nice kicking music

Funko
22-12-2005, 09:28:12
I don't think .nn would like that gift very much.

mr.G
22-12-2005, 09:32:09
jesjes she does.
a gently christmas kick that is.

she has to grow in to it, like that first glass of cider she evah drank was not that tasty, now she love cider.

mr.G
22-12-2005, 09:33:44
christmas is also the celebration of the light.
well if you kick hard enough (not too hard that is) she will see the light and is.....delighted.

Funko
22-12-2005, 09:34:05
If you carry on like this I think it will not be .nn who is getting the Christmas kick.

mr.G
22-12-2005, 09:38:25
carry on carry on, man i am giving some nice suggestions and this is what i get?

Nills Lagerbaak
22-12-2005, 09:44:30
A christmas pudding that, when cooked to just the right level, pops a boot out that kicks the chef in the eye.

mr.G
22-12-2005, 09:47:48
that's a great gift maybe the norks can bake a pudding.
she is in between jobs so she has time enough.

good thinking Nills, keep the christmas spirit alive people.

more suggestions more suggestions

Tizzy
22-12-2005, 09:52:50
Originally posted by Funko
If you carry on like this I think it will not be .nn who is getting the Christmas kick.

Actually I think it will not be .nn who is getting the Christmas kick regardless of how mrG carries on.

mr.G
22-12-2005, 09:55:03
so who is getting that great christmas present, it is my suggestion so i can not be the receiver maybe the pudding is mine cause Nills can't get the pudding.

Funko
22-12-2005, 09:55:05
No, well you are getting cottonballs and motor oil. Spoilt!

Tizzy
22-12-2005, 09:58:17
The last time a boy promised me cotton balls I got nothing.
Nothing at all!
I don't think cotton balls exist.

mr.G
22-12-2005, 09:59:02
i guess he is not the boy he used to be.

Drekkus
22-12-2005, 10:03:33
You have to give your wife a present for christmas??? :eek:

mr.G
22-12-2005, 10:24:16
Originally posted by Tizzy
The last time a boy promised me cotton balls I got nothing.
Nothing at all!
I don't think cotton balls exist. maybe he will give you steel feet this year.

Funko
22-12-2005, 10:26:14
Originally posted by Drekkus
You have to give your wife a present for christmas??? :eek:

Luckily I'm not married. *phew*

mr.G
22-12-2005, 10:39:21
Originally posted by Drekkus
You have to give your wife a present for christmas??? :eek: you are kidding..... well you gave her a big belly didn't you

Nills Lagerbaak
22-12-2005, 10:46:31
I am preparing the special chritmas pudding now.

I will also send the lucky receiver a yule log mad from actual human shit.

Greg W
22-12-2005, 11:40:16
Yeah, human shit makes me mad too.

Lurker the Second
22-12-2005, 12:26:29
Originally posted by Funko
If she already has them then you don't need to get her anything.

And this is exactly why you're not married -- you don't know anything about women. They can NEVER have enough cotton balls and oil.

Funko
22-12-2005, 12:33:43
Yeah, which is why if you keep buying them it when they don't need it you'll be broke!

Lurker the Second
22-12-2005, 12:41:50
Did I say you had to buy them twice a day every day? Just holidays and special occasions, idiot. (Or maybe you were just distracted by a hotdog.)

mr.G
22-12-2005, 13:03:12
I'd say he does not really love her.
(Or maybe he was just distracted by a hotdog.)

Funko
22-12-2005, 13:05:45
Hey, maybe her present is a surprise and I don't want to talk about it here?



(yes, surprise is, no cotton balls - again!)

Lurker the Second
22-12-2005, 13:07:16
Then you should have avoided this thread like the plague. Now you'll just twist yourself up in a logic knot.

mr.G
22-12-2005, 13:10:28
yup........dead man posting

.............dead man posting!!!!

Tizzy
22-12-2005, 14:32:37
Originally posted by Funko
Hey, maybe her present is a surprise and I don't want to talk about it here?



(yes, surprise is, no cotton balls - again!)

Wow, I'm so surprised :bash:

Japher
22-12-2005, 14:45:44
deeeeeeeeez nutz!

Diss
22-12-2005, 19:55:47
10 inch dildo