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HelloKitty
22-12-2005, 03:57:44
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/21/people.letterman.restraining.ap/index.html


God damn. this is like his 10th looney fan. Between the stalkings, his crazy "wife", the kidnapping and ransom plots, and now this...

I am begining to think maybe Dave is the problem. He must be driving all these people crazy with his evil psychic powers. I mean, Johnny never had these problems and he was on air for 40 years (then again he just beat the shit out of crazy women after he married them)!

Oerdin
22-12-2005, 05:07:44
Johnny was a man's man.

Koshko
22-12-2005, 05:27:01
He's going to retire soon I think. Possibly even before Leno.

HelloKitty
22-12-2005, 07:02:53
Johnny retired a decade ago.

Koshko
22-12-2005, 07:22:30
I meant Letterman ... duh. :P

Drekkus
22-12-2005, 10:00:03
Originally posted by Oerdin
Johnny was a man's man. He was gay?


I think I'll file for a restraining order for Jennifer Lopez. Order her not to come near me, and stop thinking about me all the time.

Diss
22-12-2005, 19:58:32
yeah she's like that. I had to file a restraining order against her last year. I feel your pain.

King_Ghidra
23-12-2005, 08:54:45
i have the same problem with kate moss. i literally had to beat her away with a shitty stick.

Funko
23-12-2005, 08:57:16
Pete Docherty you mean?

mr.G
23-12-2005, 08:59:12
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
i have the same problem with kate moss. i literally had to beat her away with a shitty stick. your own shitty stick i pressume

Drekkus
23-12-2005, 09:05:44
stuck it up her pooper first, then wave it in her face.

mr.G
23-12-2005, 09:15:35
and draw a nice moustache that will teach her.

btw is she a daughter of andre?

Drekkus
23-12-2005, 09:19:57
andre moss?

mr.G
23-12-2005, 09:22:01
jesjes, he lived in "het vrouwenhof" before the defromreddertjes came to roosendaal.

Drekkus
23-12-2005, 09:30:29
never liked 'm

mr.G
23-12-2005, 09:35:10
I fuck'ed 'm YEAHH

TV4Fun
01-01-2006, 10:35:54
Nuts are very magnetic, that's why they attract so much attention.