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paiktis22
21-12-2005, 19:05:40
I only make half a roll.

paiktis22
21-12-2005, 19:06:22
or should it be "do" a roll. make could be something with the kitchen.

TV4Fun
21-12-2005, 19:06:48
http://www.citlink.net/~ecro1/laughing-smiley-018.gif

Diss
21-12-2005, 19:09:42
I would never roll on the floor. Too dirty.

I guess I could clean it. But that's a lot of work. What I really want to do is hire a maid with a skimpy outfit.

stealth biased
21-12-2005, 19:32:06
doing rolls would seem to chafe. not to mention picking all the crumbs out of your pubes.

Japher
21-12-2005, 19:42:31
I usually wear pants when I post...

mr.G
21-12-2005, 19:57:59
I always wear a condom, peeing is fun that way!!

Japher
21-12-2005, 20:03:19
you sure do love a challenge

mr.G
21-12-2005, 20:04:48
And how is your living alarm clock?

living alarm clock in a biblical way!!

Japher
21-12-2005, 20:08:46
she's out of state

mr.G
21-12-2005, 20:13:16
and you can still hear her?
wow i'm impressed, that bug is loud!

paiktis22
21-12-2005, 20:16:50
what's the snooze button?

mr.G
21-12-2005, 20:17:36
a bottle of milk, or in greece ouzo

paiktis22
21-12-2005, 20:21:23
I thought it would be something like pulling her ear

mr.G
21-12-2005, 21:00:00
cutting off an ear has got the same effect, jesjes