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Diss
19-12-2005, 20:36:55
I think about it too much. I want to be more normal like you guys. ;) :lol:.

Vincent
19-12-2005, 20:38:46
Think about it as much as you can. Soon you'll be dead and there will be no more sex

Tizzy
19-12-2005, 20:54:52
Too much? :confused:

Japher
19-12-2005, 21:00:52
I HARDly EVEr think aBoUT SEX. BUTT that is because I am old. EnJOY it while you CANS.

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 21:09:27
Between the ages of 12 and 86 is about right.

Japher
19-12-2005, 21:32:00
eeeewewwww 86 year olds~!!!!!!!!!!! do IT!

mr.G
19-12-2005, 23:03:17
Originally posted by Japher
I hardly ever think about sex. butt that is because I am old. enjoy it while you cANN. ow ow ow you RR so dead, and funko for telling you!!

TV4Fun
20-12-2005, 00:50:37
The correct amount of time to spend thinking about sex in one day is 23 hours, 59 minutes.

Diss
20-12-2005, 00:54:53
Originally posted by Japher
eeeewewwww 86 year olds~!!!!!!!!!!! do IT!

I just can't imagine the broken hips that can occur.

I suppose if you weren't rough... maybe. But what's the point of having sex if you aren't going to be rough? :)

Oerdin
20-12-2005, 06:14:53
96.1% of the time. The other 3.9% must be used for food, bathroom breaks, cars, and video games.

Funko
20-12-2005, 09:08:46
Sexy video games?

mr.G
20-12-2005, 09:22:39
like doom?

MDA
20-12-2005, 12:15:02
Duke Nukem had better content. Shake it baby! Shake those pixels!

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-12-2005, 14:27:21
Originally posted by Diss
I just can't imagine the broken hips that can occur.

I suppose if you weren't rough... maybe. But what's the point of having sex if you aren't going to be rough? :)

Julio Iglesias's father has just become a father again, at the age of 90.

Funko
20-12-2005, 15:16:17
Or his gardener has

Drekkus
20-12-2005, 15:30:08
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Julio Iglesias's father has just become a father again, at the age of 90. You're making that up, right?

mr.G
20-12-2005, 15:39:03
no,
http://www.nu.nl/news/644166/62/%27Viriele%27_vader_van_Julio_Iglesias_overleden.h tml

Funko
20-12-2005, 15:40:59
I think you should only think about sex when awake and when dreaming.

Lurker the Second
20-12-2005, 15:53:29
I can see me having sex when I'm 90.

Funko
20-12-2005, 15:53:58
Good memories are they?

mr.G
20-12-2005, 15:57:31
:lol:

Drekkus
20-12-2005, 16:07:55
:lol:

MoSe
20-12-2005, 16:10:19
fade to Gray

MoSe
20-12-2005, 16:12:30
Question: do you THINK about sex while you're HAVING it?
If yes, then the more you do it the less you think to it, so.....

Lurker the Second
20-12-2005, 16:13:28
:lol: at Funko. Yeah, I still have the reel-to-reels.

Drekkus
20-12-2005, 16:25:06
Originally posted by MoSe
Question: do you THINK about sex while you're HAVING it?
If yes, then the more you do it the less you think to it, so..... :confused:

Funko
20-12-2005, 16:26:17
Yeah, I was trying to work out what he meant there too.

MoSe
20-12-2005, 16:27:22
Drekkus, do I really need to explain????

Drekkus
20-12-2005, 16:28:01
yes

MoSe
20-12-2005, 16:28:25
OK, plain text
when you're having sex, i.e. when you're fucking, are you THINKING ABOUT sex, or are you JUST DOING IT????

Venom
20-12-2005, 16:28:34
I think he means that he video tapes himself masterbating.

MoSe
20-12-2005, 16:30:16
you mean I videotape myself masturbating at a video of myself masturbating at a video of myself masturbating at a video of myself masturbating at a video of myself masturbating at a video of myself masturbating at a video of myself masturbating at a video of myself masturbating at a video of myself masturbating....

:rolleyes:

Tizzy
20-12-2005, 16:35:06
Originally posted by MoSe
OK, plain text
when you're having sex, i.e. when you're fucking, are you THINKING ABOUT sex, or are you JUST DOING IT????

That bit was understandable it's the
"If yes, then the more you do it the less you think to it, so....."
that's confusing me.

If you're thinking about it while you're doing it, then the more you do it the more you think about it too? :confused:

MoSe
20-12-2005, 16:40:55
why if I write "more...less" you understand "more...more"

In a day:
You have no sex - you think to it 24h
you have 1h sex - you think to it 23h
you have 2h sex - you think to it 22h
you have 3h sex - you think to it 21h
you have 4h sex - you think to it 20h
you have 5h sex - you think to it 19h
you have 6h sex - you think to it 18h
you have 7h sex - you think to it 17h
you have 8h sex - you think to it 16h
you have 9h sex - you think to it 15h
you have 10h sex - you think to it 14h
you have 11h sex - you think to it 13h
you have 12h sex - you think to it 12h
you have 13h sex - you think to it 11h
you have 14h sex - you think to it 10h
you have 15h sex - you think to it 9h
you have 16h sex - you think to it 8h
you have 17h sex - you think to it 7h
you have 18h sex - you think to it 6h
you have 19h sex - you think to it 5h
you have 20h sex - you think to it 4h
you have 21h sex - you think to it 3h
you have 22h sex - you think to it 2h
you have 23h sex - you think to it 1h
you have 24h sex - you don't think to it at all

clear now?

MoSe
20-12-2005, 16:42:06
Sorry, the mistake was in the "if yes"
please read "if not"

Lurker the Second
20-12-2005, 16:42:51
Ah, but if you never think about it, then how do you end up having sex for 24 hours? Explain that.

MoSe
20-12-2005, 16:43:48
Just do it

Funko
20-12-2005, 16:43:51
What if you do think about sex when doing it?

You have no sex - you think about it 24h
you have 1h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 2h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 3h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 4h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 5h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 6h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 7h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 8h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 9h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 10h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 11h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 12h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 13h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 14h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 15h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 16h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 17h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 18h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 19h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 20h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 21h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 22h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 23h sex - you think about it 24h
you have 24h sex - you think about it 24h

MoSe
20-12-2005, 16:45:12
yeah, but is it good to think about while you're doing it?

has no girl ever told you "you think too much?"

Immoral Wombat
20-12-2005, 16:46:18
yes.:)

MoSe
20-12-2005, 16:47:10
jesjes?
:lol:

Immoral Wombat
20-12-2005, 16:48:06
:beer:

Tizzy
20-12-2005, 16:50:39
Originally posted by MoSe
yeah, but is it good to think about while you're doing it?


Well it's not good to think about other things while you're doing it!

MoSe
20-12-2005, 16:51:55
just let yourself go

Lurker the Second
20-12-2005, 16:52:17
I'm sure it wouldn't hurt Funko to think about batting averages.

Immoral Wombat
20-12-2005, 16:52:23
When else are you supposed to work out your shopping list?:p

mr.G
20-12-2005, 17:04:07
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I'm sure it wouldn't hurt Funko to think about batting averages. rosanne bar naked down stanley down.

Diss
20-12-2005, 18:30:41
Originally posted by MoSe
OK, plain text
when you're having sex, i.e. when you're fucking, are you THINKING ABOUT sex, or are you JUST DOING IT????

I think about old ladies. That way you don't come too soon.

Japher
20-12-2005, 19:50:20
that doesn't seem healthy

like holding in a sneeze

Venom
20-12-2005, 20:09:23
When in public, or in pubic, it's polite to hold all bodily explosions.

Japher
20-12-2005, 20:11:58
and exposions

mr.G
20-12-2005, 20:15:09
Originally posted by Venom
When in public, or in pubic, it's polite to hold all bodily explosions. and in some countries it's very polite to punch the ladys on the left tit

Japher
20-12-2005, 20:15:43
which countries?

Venom
20-12-2005, 20:36:07
Belgium primarily.

Oerdin
21-12-2005, 05:26:48
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Julio Iglesias's father has just become a father again, at the age of 90.

And he croaked the next day. No joke.

mr.G
21-12-2005, 08:12:57
Originally posted by Venom
Belgium primarily. and the south of Dutchland, Drekkus and I grew up to become fine punchers.
jesjes we're polite.

Funko
21-12-2005, 09:13:25
Originally posted by Oerdin
And he croaked the next day. No joke.

True, saw it in the paper on the way home last night.

Diss
21-12-2005, 18:11:20
Originally posted by Oerdin
And he croaked the next day. No joke.

that's the way I want to go. :)

Funko
22-12-2005, 09:16:51
The day after the birth? :confused:

Oerdin
22-12-2005, 09:20:35
I believe so.


Must have been all the stress of the new additiion. He had a heart attack.

Funko
22-12-2005, 09:21:19
No, I mean he did die the day after the birth from what I read but why would that be Diss's ideal way to go?

Drekkus
22-12-2005, 10:16:26
i thought the baby isn't born yet

Funko
22-12-2005, 10:25:22
Ah ok. I thought the story was "becomes father" not "to become father"

Venom
22-12-2005, 13:04:19
Admit it, you thought the stork had killed him.

Japher
22-12-2005, 15:46:28
or he drowned in the beer

Diss
22-12-2005, 19:56:42
:lol:

yeah that's the way to go. Aborted 1 day after conception. :)

MoSe
02-01-2006, 12:09:09
probably no-one would then ever realise you've even been there....