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paiktis22
19-12-2005, 20:12:49
she: (after having called me various bad things) so call me this weekend ok?

me: today i have to go with some collegues on a work council meeting, tomorrow i'm on a shift and at night i'll go to a party, and on sunday i want to go out with that girl from that place. if i have time i'll try to call you.

she: hey that girl who's the sister of my brother's wife (who she hates - brother and wife) works at that place

me:no sms

She: so now that you have common friends don't get into relationship with that bulrush (=idiot) girl ok? you'll make your mommy cry.

Me: (no sms)

she: so call me when you're more relaxed from work ok?

me: no more telephones, only drinks. anyway wait untill i have some free time to call you

_I only asked you to call me you bulrush. what do you want for christmas? a tie? a shirt? what colour?

_You misunderstood me. Only drunk I'll be able to withstand your nut talk. For present, nothing. or a shirt. green. XL.

_ah so for christmas i'll buy you a pot of champagne, since our wine stinks to you (- personal note: don't ask)

_your mind and insecurity is what stinks but anyway




:shoot: :nervous:

Japher
19-12-2005, 20:19:12
in english?

paiktis22
19-12-2005, 20:20:33
no in greek. it is an approximate translation. first time i snapped back at her too

Japher
19-12-2005, 20:21:41
so you have a stalker?

lucky you

mr.G
19-12-2005, 20:24:49
maybe you can hoppa her.....hoppaaaaah

Vincent
19-12-2005, 20:27:10
In greek?

paiktis22
19-12-2005, 20:27:29
not hearing from her again is better :beer:

Vincent
19-12-2005, 20:29:46
just don't read and delete the smses. Or are you interested in something like that? I could forward my spam mails to you!

Diss
19-12-2005, 20:34:09
could you give me her number? I need a date.

Venom
19-12-2005, 21:05:51
:lol:

mr.G
19-12-2005, 23:05:51
:lol: at last 3 posts

Drekkus
20-12-2005, 00:11:29
"Our wine stinks to you"???

What the fuck. Is she turkish or something?

TV4Fun
20-12-2005, 00:49:02
hmm, stalker girl, can I meet her?

Cruddy
20-12-2005, 01:16:42
Hmm... suggest you keep the texts on the phone. And acquire a ski mask still in packaging.

Arrange a meet and kill her. Then plant the ski mask without leaving your DNA. Together with the texts it should convince the cops that she was a nut.

It's the only way to be sure.

This post was brought to you by the Paranoid As Fuck Society.

Nav
20-12-2005, 10:07:58
You should also donate 10,000 to Counterglow so all records can be erased.

MDA
20-12-2005, 12:11:01
I read that as Paranoid Ass Fuck society. :lol:

Freudian... slip.

Drekkus
20-12-2005, 12:15:57
:lol:

mr.G
20-12-2005, 12:27:22
:lol:

The Norks
20-12-2005, 13:54:28
Don't make out its all her fault and she's nuts- what do you expect if you don't tell her clearly to back off?
You're still messaging her and feeding her with what she is taking as hints and banter and she's reading that as a maybe.

Tell her you aren't interested, if she persists repeat yourself till she gets the message. Alternatively just stop replying. I think you're enjoying the attention.

Lurker the Second
20-12-2005, 14:06:38
I have an idea, too. But alas, no one would take it seriously.

mr.G
20-12-2005, 14:12:02
jesjes i doooooo di dooooooo

Venom
20-12-2005, 14:17:27
Punch her in the face. Or even better. Hit her in said face with a wrench.

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:18:07
aim for the eyes

Tizzy
20-12-2005, 14:24:32
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I have an idea, too. But alas, no one would take it seriously.

Sure you do.

Lurker the Second
20-12-2005, 14:43:12
It was a brilliant idea, I say.

Tizzy
20-12-2005, 14:44:24
Sure it was.

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:44:26
too bad you had it

zmama
20-12-2005, 14:45:07
Lurker stinks!!!!!!!!
and MoSe snores

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:46:16
I don't know about MoSe

but I can smell Lurker from here`

Tizzy
20-12-2005, 14:47:35
I'm surprised you can't hear MoSe from there too - have you had your hearing checked lately?

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:48:31
I traded in my hearing for super keen sense of taste!

Lurker the Second
20-12-2005, 15:04:06
Originally posted by Tizzy
Sure it was.

Excellent that you agree. You are wise in your ways, no matter what Funko says.

Kitsuki
20-12-2005, 15:05:14
Originally posted by The Norks
Don't make out its all her fault and she's nuts- what do you expect if you don't tell her clearly to back off?
You're still messaging her and feeding her with what she is taking as hints and banter and she's reading that as a maybe.

Tell her you aren't interested, if she persists repeat yourself till she gets the message. Alternatively just stop replying. I think you're enjoying the attention.

I think I pretty much agree with Norks...

paiktis22
20-12-2005, 16:00:37
As much as Norks tends to be right this time she's wrong!!!
I replied to her out of my let's not dissapear new policy. I'm not enjoying the attention 'cause she says hurtful things. And since I'm no machocist. masochist I mean, today when i woke up i had 3 new SMSs I erased without reading them.

Bye aurevoir asta la vista tata ta

The Norks
20-12-2005, 16:07:58
so actually I am right as you are doing exactly what I suggested and ignoring her :rolleyes: :)

I still think the best thing to do would be to confront her though because she'll keep texting you and youll probably get so pissed off you reply.

Drekkus
20-12-2005, 16:15:38
Does she have a sister you can flirt with? That will make her stop and act normal. I swear.

Kitsuki
20-12-2005, 16:21:27
Originally posted by The Norks
so actually I am right as you are doing exactly what I suggested and ignoring her :rolleyes: :)

I still think the best thing to do would be to confront her though because she'll keep texting you and youll probably get so pissed off you reply.

You should be an agony aunt.

paiktis22
20-12-2005, 16:28:47
confront her why?
all she wants is putting the other one down. fine we had some laughs - and I thought but was disproven - that we connected untill she turned her soul dogs loose on me.

She's not a goddess so I can't use her to show off to my friends, she doesn't make my willy tickle so I have no sex drive towards her and she has a fabulous way of putting me down.

So goodbye and may you roast nicely in your own pot liquor I think is the adequate stance.

Funko
20-12-2005, 16:30:09
Originally posted by paiktis22
she doesn't make my willy tickle

:lol:

paiktis22
20-12-2005, 16:31:57
you were wrong because I didnt reply because I wanted the attention but because I wanted pressumably to be "nice".

Tizzy
20-12-2005, 16:32:45
That's a nice turn of phrase :lol:

Lurker the Second
20-12-2005, 16:40:43
Has potential. "Hey, she's a real willy tickler."

Funko
20-12-2005, 16:45:01
I bet there's someone in America called Willy Tickler

Venom
20-12-2005, 17:28:36
I believe that's Groundskeeper Willy's last name.

Lurker the Second
20-12-2005, 17:35:35
I did a google search and didn't find anything (well, at least on the first page).

Japher
20-12-2005, 19:50:54
good work Lurker

The Norks
20-12-2005, 20:18:42
Originally posted by paiktis22
you were wrong because I didnt reply because I wanted the attention but because I wanted pressumably to be "nice".

nope. doesn't wash with me. If you really didn't want the attention you wouldn't have tolerated it for so long. Its flattering, admit it. There's nothing wrong with wanting an ego stroke now and again.

The Norks
20-12-2005, 20:19:43
Originally posted by Kitsuki
You should be an agony aunt.

An eeeeeeevil agony aunt :smoke:

Funko
21-12-2005, 09:25:37
Call yourself Evil Edna.

Nills Lagerbaak
21-12-2005, 09:27:29
Or. The Agonizer!

Funko
21-12-2005, 09:28:38
That'd be Edward Woodward's agony aunt name?

Kitsuki
21-12-2005, 09:29:32
:lol:

Nills Lagerbaak
21-12-2005, 09:34:23
Why? For his role in wickerman? Oh Lord! Oh Christ in heaven!

??

Funko
21-12-2005, 09:38:17
For The Equaliser.