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*End Is Forever*
19-12-2005, 13:15:43
Give an example of a time when you had to compromise your own agenda to fit with the needs of others?

:cry:

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 13:16:57
Applying for family tax credit?

*End Is Forever*
19-12-2005, 13:17:34
Do I look like someone who applies for family tax credit?

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 13:18:31
A parent?

*End Is Forever*
19-12-2005, 13:21:30
I'm lost. Even more lost than when I was trying to answer the question.

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 13:23:58
Family tax credit is great. Just spread your seed, and the nice man from the Inland Revenue gives you money.

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 13:24:21
"Go on son! Bang her up again!"

*End Is Forever*
19-12-2005, 13:25:12
Does the nice taxman give you more than it costs to raise a child?

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 13:25:38
Anyway, that question's easy. Just demonstrate how you used your negotiation skills and went looking for a win/win outcome.

*End Is Forever*
19-12-2005, 13:26:51
When did I do that?

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 13:26:53
Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
Does the nice taxman give you more than it costs to raise a child?

Yes, but only because I exaggerated on my return and sort of implied I'm running Somerset's largest private orphanage.

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 13:27:22
Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
When did I do that?

Right. This could be tricky.

Funko
19-12-2005, 13:28:26
I guess he's struggling because it's looking for a time when he put the group ahead of himself and as a Tory he doesn't understand the concept? :cute:

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 13:29:45
Got it. You acknowledged that her being on the blob meant that she could have legitimate reservations about having intercourse, so you did her up the wrong 'un instead.

Venom
19-12-2005, 13:30:41
Ramble about the time you wanted to eat Italian for dinner and your girlfriend wanted Indian, and bitched at you about wanting Italian, so halfway to the Italian restaurant you couldn't take it anymore and turned around and went to the Indian place. Your girlfriend was happy, you were pissed, and your girlfriend then nagged you about why you were pissed. So you get to the Indian place and the waiter spills curry all over your pants AND you get diarrhea from all the spices and spend the rest of the night in bathroom.

Funko
19-12-2005, 13:33:28
ok how about..

You wanted a pint of Strongbow and so did your friend, but the barrel ran out and only one of you could have strongbow. So you compromised your agenda by killing your friend and therefore drinking alone.

*End Is Forever*
19-12-2005, 13:35:06
I should have known better than to ask you lot a question. :)

Is Laz pissed?

Drekkus
19-12-2005, 13:47:03
Originally posted by Venom
Ramble about the time you wanted to eat Italian for dinner and your girlfriend wanted Indian, and bitched at you about wanting Italian, so halfway to the Italian restaurant you couldn't take it anymore and turned around and went to the Indian place. Your girlfriend was happy, you were pissed, and your girlfriend then nagged you about why you were pissed. So you get to the Indian place and the waiter spills curry all over your pants AND you get diarrhea from all the spices and spend the rest of the night in bathroom. :lol:
voice of experience?

Funko
19-12-2005, 13:47:38
He said he's drinking heavily!

I would answer that question by describing something you did that benefited the group (to which you belong) but which possibly slowed your own task. Eg in a group project at uni you helped someone else get started on their bit even though it slowed you down so that in the end the project was completed on time.

mr.G
19-12-2005, 13:49:13
Originally posted by Venom
Ramble about the time you wanted to eat Italian for dinner and your girlfriend wanted Indian, and bitched at you about wanting Italian, so halfway to the Italian restaurant you couldn't take it anymore and turned around and went to the Indian place. Your girlfriend was happy, you were pissed, and your girlfriend then nagged you about why you were pissed. So you get to the Indian place and the waiter spills curry all over your pants AND you get diarrhea from all the spices and spend the rest of the night in bathroom. hence the pic of tubgirl.....

Resource Consumer
19-12-2005, 14:31:50
Give an example of a time when you had to compromise your own agenda to fit with the needs of others?

Classic bullshit question

Answer : every day that I get on public transport

next please

Venom
19-12-2005, 14:46:26
Originally posted by Drekkus
:lol:
voice of experience?

I can neither confirm nor deny such speculation.