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Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 09:07:49
Some of us are now on holiday until the 4th of January, you know. SUFFER, WAGE SLAVES! SUFFER!

mr.G
19-12-2005, 09:09:53
go play with your kids or burn down your house.

Funko
19-12-2005, 09:19:45
I love working, glad I'm not stuck at boring home. :beer:

Kitsuki
19-12-2005, 09:20:23
With kids and the possibility of DIY disasters... :beer:

JM^3
19-12-2005, 09:23:56
I have a final later today

JM

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 09:58:27
Do I watch a DVD, or eat a mince pie? Oooooooh, the stress.

Funko
19-12-2005, 10:01:40
If you were a woman you could multi-task and eat a mince pie whilst watching the DVD.

Tizzy
19-12-2005, 10:03:17
And even drink a cup of tea at the same time too.

Funko
19-12-2005, 10:08:37
I can't even drink a cup of tea whilst simultaneously not spilling it on myself. :(

JM^3
19-12-2005, 10:08:59
I also

I sometimes have a hard time breathing and drinking at the same time

JM

Tizzy
19-12-2005, 10:09:39
Men :rolleyes:

JM^3
19-12-2005, 10:13:05
acratch that

I always have trouble breathing and drinking at the same time

JM

Rodgers
19-12-2005, 11:41:05
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Some of us are now on holiday until the 4th of January, you know. SUFFER, WAGE SLAVES! SUFFER!

My wife went away for the weekend and I spent the whole time drunk and watching TV. Now I'm at work and I havent done anything but surf since I arrived. All I need is some booze in here and my w/e can continue :D

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 11:49:53
You're confirming a lot of previously irrational prejudices about solicitors, you know.

Rodgers
19-12-2005, 11:51:23
As long as my wages clear at the end of the month...

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 11:52:36
Originally posted by JM^3
acratch that

I always have trouble breathing and drinking at the same time

JM

I've now got a mental picture of Jno furiously attempting to beat (what he sees as) this problem, only to become the first ever person to drown whilst sitting up at a bar.

Funko
19-12-2005, 11:56:57
:lol:

Drekkus
19-12-2005, 12:05:04
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Some of us are now on holiday until the 4th of January, you know. SUFFER, WAGE SLAVES! SUFFER! And yet you and I are doing the same thing, posting at CG. :D

mr.G
19-12-2005, 12:20:44
:lol:

Venom
19-12-2005, 13:22:10
BURN! by Shitkiss.

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2005, 13:32:53
Originally posted by Drekkus
And yet you and I are doing the same thing, posting at CG. :D

Wow. You mean you're drinking heavily and looking at a faked picture of what are supposedly Charlotte Church's boobs too?

Drekkus
19-12-2005, 13:39:07
If you mean drinking coffee, and if my secretary looks like charlotte church, then yes.

mr.G
19-12-2005, 13:42:51
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Wow. You mean you're drinking heavily and looking at a faked picture of what are supposedly Charlotte Church's boobs too? I will tell someone

Resource Consumer
19-12-2005, 13:59:35
I am glad to be at work - it stops me drinking

paiktis22
19-12-2005, 19:18:24
when i'm not at work i go crazy!!!
well not really. there was this barwoman at that bar, never seen such balconies or such eagerness to display them. that calmed me profoundly.

Japher
19-12-2005, 19:22:06
boobies have a tendency to do that to me too

MOBIUS
19-12-2005, 21:14:25
I'm on holiday till 9th Jan...:cute:

Oerdin
20-12-2005, 06:13:16
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on bitch! I get a grand total of two days off this holiday season. The day after Christmas and the New Year's day. :(

mr.G
20-12-2005, 07:15:27
Originally posted by paiktis22
this barwoman at that barwhat are the changes

The Norks
20-12-2005, 14:05:42
I've been off since 2/3 December until 9th Jan. Fantastic. I might do some baking this week, although it would be far more fun if i had a daughter to do the rubbing in and lick the spoon.

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:12:11
shuddup you

Venom
20-12-2005, 14:14:42
In all fairness she got fired from her job and is waiting to start a new one.

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:16:09
but I still don't want to hear about it

Venom
20-12-2005, 14:19:23
I'm sure you could make yourself unemployed in no time.

mr.G
20-12-2005, 14:20:23
i'll bet he is

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:22:52
I'm employed. Why do you think I have time to post here?!

mr.G
20-12-2005, 14:23:22
ok, you're only holding on to your job because you are married.

Drekkus
20-12-2005, 14:23:24
Originally posted by Oerdin
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on bitch! I get a grand total of two days off this holiday season. The day after Christmas and the New Year's day. :( Your boss didn't tell you that new years day is on a sunday, did he? :lol:

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:24:45
ok, you're only holding on to your job because you are married.


actually, it's because I like money. You need money to get hot dogs.

Funko
20-12-2005, 14:25:21
Originally posted by Drekkus
Your boss didn't tell you that new years day is on a sunday, did he? :lol:
:lol:

mr.G
20-12-2005, 14:26:03
Originally posted by Japher
actually, it's because I like money. You need money to get hot dogs. and pay for two houses. if i were you i should sell one.

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:26:32
novel idea.

mr.G
20-12-2005, 14:28:47
jup and because i like you, my advice is for free.

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:30:32
hey little girl, wanna buy a house?

mr.G
20-12-2005, 14:33:24
do you know how to sell a house to a deaf person?

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:35:07
wtf? deaf ppl? we still allow such rejects to walk the planet!?

mr.G
20-12-2005, 14:35:21
wanna buy a house???

Drekkus
20-12-2005, 14:42:01
I actually don't mind working around the holiday season. No traffic, no one in the office. Great days for doing nothing, cleaning out my desk, reading up on stuff, and posting at cg.

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:43:12
and you can fart all you want without concern for offending other ppl

zmama
20-12-2005, 14:44:13
grow up you two.
be rational for once, lazy bastards.

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:45:32
rational or rash anal?

zmama
20-12-2005, 14:46:30
grow up J, you are a father now.

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:47:05
but I don't wanna grow up!

zmama
20-12-2005, 14:48:23
growing up in a biblical way!!!

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:49:20
there's a biblical way to grow up?

zmama
20-12-2005, 14:49:55
jesjes

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:52:45
does it start by not saying jesjes?

Immortal Wombat
20-12-2005, 18:27:14
jesj.... own goal?

paiktis22
20-12-2005, 19:01:19
it involves sacrifices of goats for sure

The Norks
20-12-2005, 20:22:33
Originally posted by Venom
In all fairness she got fired from her job and is waiting to start a new one.

I resigned if you recall.

Japher
20-12-2005, 20:34:45
getting fired is what Venom is use to

Venom
20-12-2005, 20:38:43
Originally posted by The Norks
I resigned if you recall.

But you were going to get laid off. They just gave you the option of quitting first.

The Norks
21-12-2005, 00:13:26
Are you mental? I resigned because I found a better job. No one gets laid off from that company. Or do you think its just a massive coincidence that I had set up a new job to go to?

Venom
21-12-2005, 01:19:37
Yes. I am mental.

The Norks
21-12-2005, 01:22:42
clearly

mr.G
21-12-2005, 08:04:50
me tooo, i am even mentaller

Funko
21-12-2005, 09:14:16
Originally posted by mr.G
wanna buy a house???

:lol:

Funko
21-12-2005, 09:14:39
Originally posted by mr.G
me tooo, i am even mentaller

You are sane - FACT.

mr.G
21-12-2005, 09:35:02
damn, i hate to say it but you are right.