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Venom
16-12-2005, 17:40:07
And yes, it gave me a boner.

Extra money is nice. Strip club here I come.

Lazarus and the Gimp
16-12-2005, 17:42:12
You swallowed this time, right?

Venom
16-12-2005, 17:46:43
And enjoyed it.

Fistandantilus
16-12-2005, 17:56:37
Venom is turning funny, rich and does not spend money in weapons of mass destruction as a priority.

The world has changed too much.

Venom
16-12-2005, 18:00:09
I've always been funny. On many different levels.

mr.G
16-12-2005, 18:05:53
so your second boner in a year.
bye bye impotence :beer:

Lurker the Second
16-12-2005, 19:37:50
Can I assume that, in true holiday spirit, you will save a couple of quarters for me?

Tizzy
16-12-2005, 23:01:26
Venom, I hate you.
I know that will please you but goddamnit I can't help it.

alsieboo
17-12-2005, 02:42:27
Venom, I love you. I've always loved you. I want your babies!!!

mr.G
17-12-2005, 09:09:56
never mind the weather

Drekkus
17-12-2005, 14:29:03
Originally posted by Venom
And yes, it gave me a boner.

Extra money is nice. Strip club here I come. Are you sure you're not confusing getting a regular paycheck with a bonus?

Venom
17-12-2005, 23:17:53
At first I thought that, but then I got my paycheck too.

Sorry, Lurker, I spent your quarters already.

Chris
18-12-2005, 04:28:50
Bonus is good.

Lurker the Second
19-12-2005, 22:24:09
Originally posted by alsieboo
Venom, I love you. I've always loved you. I want your babies!!!

So much sarcasm at such a young age. She has great promise. Perhaps it is the midichlorians.

mr.G
19-12-2005, 23:00:20
:lol:

Lurker Knows - FACT!!

Venom
20-12-2005, 01:24:22
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
So much sarcasm at such a young age. She has great promise. Perhaps it is the midichlorians.

It's cool. I dig sarcastic chicks.

Oerdin
20-12-2005, 06:04:05
I thought you simply crushed them with your huge ass. I figure it has to be fun watching the sarcastic sneer slowly turn confusion and then fill with fear as the butt cheeks of doom descend upon them.

Funko
20-12-2005, 09:09:28
Originally posted by Venom
It's cool. I dig sarcastic chicks.

Are you being sarcastic?

mr.G
20-12-2005, 09:15:47
dig in a biblical way!

maroule
20-12-2005, 09:31:16
it's not a bonus, it's a severance package, but they were probably afraid to tell him

Venom
20-12-2005, 13:02:08
Originally posted by Funko
Are you being sarcastic?

Would I be sarcastic.

Funko
20-12-2005, 13:02:49
I don't know if you know what it means.

Venom
20-12-2005, 13:44:01
It's a type of burn wound, isn't it?

Lurker the Second
20-12-2005, 14:08:01
So the answer in that case would be "yes"?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
20-12-2005, 14:13:59
Only if it's ironic.

Drekkus
20-12-2005, 14:25:30
Or sarcaustic

Venom
20-12-2005, 14:37:12
I never thought you'd be the one to catch on.

Lurker the Second
20-12-2005, 14:41:04
Whoa, 'tis the season of miracles!

zmama
20-12-2005, 14:42:28
shut up Lurker, I'm mad!!!!!

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:42:32
miracles? or pleasent accidents?

Venom
20-12-2005, 14:47:48
Uh-oh. Mama's mad.

Tizzy
20-12-2005, 14:48:38
Hide.

zmama
20-12-2005, 14:51:23
Originally posted by Venom
Uh-oh. Mama's mad. better hide little fat boy, you are the one who is pretty pretty close....

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:52:18
she thinks you're pretty!

mr.G
20-12-2005, 14:52:36
go get'm zmama, he was rude to me too..... and he said something about your cookies.......and he was giggling with funko about you.

zmama
20-12-2005, 14:53:58
thank you nice mrG, you are a good boy.
as for J, grow up and behave as an adult, you are a father now!!

Japher
20-12-2005, 14:56:58
mr. G is the immature one! I'm a grownup with responsibilities and spell check and grammar skillz!@

Venom
20-12-2005, 14:56:59
I fear no one!

zmama
20-12-2005, 14:59:39
Originally posted by Japher
mr. G is the immature one! I'm a grownup with responsibilities and spell check and grammar skillz!@ mr.G is a nice person and only act immature, he is the most intelligent person I ever met. He is even schjmarten than Drekkus and Karsten together.

zmama
20-12-2005, 15:00:12
Originally posted by Venom
I fear no one! nice last line on your stone

Venom
20-12-2005, 15:01:32
Ok. I fear girls. But that's it! Only because I'm fat and gross and hate to be judged. And only when I have to talk to them.

mr.G
20-12-2005, 15:01:44
hey hey hey zmama go easy on that venom guy, just concentrate on that annoying Japhertje.
go gett'm

mr.G
20-12-2005, 15:02:53
Originally posted by Japher
mr. G is the immature one! I'm a grownup with responsibilities and spell check and grammar skillz!@ fok u

Japher
20-12-2005, 15:04:53
no, fax you!

Drekkus
20-12-2005, 15:06:13
Originally posted by zmama
mr.G is a nice person and only act immature, he is the most intelligent person I ever met. He is even schjmarten than Drekkus and Karsten together. In fact he's acting intelligent in real life, while he's actually really stupid.

zmama
20-12-2005, 15:07:40
He told me he beat you at Trivial anytime.

Japher
20-12-2005, 15:08:54
that's cus everything he says is trivial!

mr.G
20-12-2005, 15:09:36
too late to get a brown arm now J.
you are dead meat

Drekkus
20-12-2005, 15:16:28
Originally posted by zmama
He told me he beat you at Trivial anytime. Did he now :lol:

Funko
20-12-2005, 15:18:11
:lol:

zmama
20-12-2005, 15:32:12
Another bonus for me
maybe you can give it to charity, that's a nice thing to do.

Venom
20-12-2005, 15:34:32
Fuck other people. Especially other needy people.

mr.G
20-12-2005, 15:37:51
Now Venom, how can you say that, it is almost Xmas.

Japher
20-12-2005, 15:39:34
he probably smiling... thinking about all the poor little kids not getting anything for christmas because they are poor

like Kenny

mr.G
20-12-2005, 15:40:59
dead man talking!!

dead man talking!!

Japher
20-12-2005, 15:42:30
I'm not dead yet

mr.G
20-12-2005, 15:43:33
dead man talking!!


dead man talking!!

zmama
20-12-2005, 15:44:55
yup!! :D

Lurker the Second
20-12-2005, 15:49:02
Originally posted by zmama
shut up Lurker, I'm mad!!!!!

:lol: I think I've missed something here this morning. Maybe I'd better read some more threads.

In any event, I'm sure it's Venom's fault.

Venom
20-12-2005, 15:53:19
You're missing a lot.

Chris
20-12-2005, 18:51:10
No he isn't.

Oerdin
21-12-2005, 05:37:16
Originally posted by Venom
I fear no one!

But he does fear running out of Oreos.

Oerdin
21-12-2005, 05:38:06
Originally posted by zmama
mr.G is a nice person and only act immature, he is the most intelligent person I ever met. He is even schjmarten than Drekkus and Karsten together.

Karsten is a very Dutch sounding name.

mr.G
21-12-2005, 08:03:37
Not in Dutchland !

Funko
21-12-2005, 09:15:14
Maybe he meant Deutsch.

Venom
21-12-2005, 13:11:18
I don't much like Oreos.

Lurker the Second
21-12-2005, 13:22:03
"much" being the key word.

mr.G
21-12-2005, 13:24:09
not key?

Venom
21-12-2005, 13:30:08
Oh, I'll eat an Oreo or two, but only if someone gives them to me.

zmama
21-12-2005, 13:35:08
I scrape out the white lard stuff and just eat the cookie

Venom
21-12-2005, 13:43:18
And milk is a must with Oreos. Obviously all cookies are better with milk, but Oreos are terrible without milk.