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paiktis22
16-12-2005, 16:42:05
Late afternoon inside a bus somewhere in Athens. The athenians tired from work are returning home. People everywhere sitting in the chairs and standing up. Noone talks and the thin rain that falls outside and the going away of sunlight unconsciously dumps the mood.

In the bus is an old woman, her painted hair platinum blonde and her wrinkled face painted with tons of makeup. She is standing up. On a sit close to her sits a black preson probably from Nigeria.

The old woman says:

_Get up so I can sit.

_.....

And the women starts her insulting and racist speech.

_Oh so you pretend you don't hear me eh? It's our damn fault for gathering all you blacks and albanians in here. It's a disgrace.

The black guy doesn't respond and only faint whispering voices from the other passagers betray the disconent from the woman's talk.

A little while after that a sit is freed, ironically right next to the black guy. The old woman sits next to him and continuos her racist and insulting monologue. The black guy ignores her leaving her to make a fool of herself by the most simple way.

Later on two ticket checker guys board the bus making pople reach for their pockets to get out the little paper that will save them from being the epicenter of attention and the people who dont have a ticket anxious and thinking about excuses. The ticket checkers start from the two opposing ends, checking tickets and moving to the centre where the woman and the black guy are.

The old woman takes out her ticket and holds it in the air like as if she had accomplished a great achievement.

The black guy who up to now was completely silent and unmoving snaps it out of her hand and eats it! to the great delight of the close by passengers who start laughing.

When the ticket checkers after some time reach the old woman and ask her for her ticket she is now in tears and says to them: I don't have a ticket. The black ate it!


The ticket checkers just shake their heads in disbeilive of the stupidity and misery of the old woman and write her a penalty.

:D

true story

King_Ghidra
16-12-2005, 16:43:53
:lol: quality

Funko
16-12-2005, 16:44:30
:lol:

Japher
16-12-2005, 16:45:14
:lol:

MoSe
16-12-2005, 16:55:04
:lol:

I wonder whether "eat my ticket" might have any second meaning in greek... :D

YET, I think the black guy, regardless of his skin color and race, was an asshole for ignoring the seating request from an elderly, no matter what hag she might have been...

Venom
16-12-2005, 16:55:41
This is what happens when you have tickets made out of Psomi.

Colon
16-12-2005, 16:57:32
Originally posted by paiktis22

true story

Yeah right, I've seen at least 2 short films featuring this. REALLY old.

mr.G
16-12-2005, 16:58:54
:lol: brilliant story, Urban legend tho

paiktis22
16-12-2005, 16:59:26
Really? If that's the case, damn...

It was circulated in work via e-mail. The writing style was great and sounded very place specific. Noone questioned its authenticity.

Colon
16-12-2005, 17:00:33
The "true story" should have given you a clue. :p

paiktis22
16-12-2005, 17:00:37
great story in any case :D

Venom
16-12-2005, 17:01:40
Wait, mass e-mails are untrue? Dammit.

mr.G
16-12-2005, 17:02:25
:lol: jesjes you didn't know that?

Tizzy
16-12-2005, 17:03:16
I believe everything I read.

Especially on the interwebs.

Japher
16-12-2005, 17:04:18
which interweb do you use the most?

mr.G
16-12-2005, 17:04:34
and radio interviews

Japher
16-12-2005, 17:05:21
you mean podcasts?

mr.G
16-12-2005, 17:11:28
no
JAPHEL

maroule
16-12-2005, 17:15:14
Originally posted by Colon
Yeah right, I've seen at least 2 short films featuring this. REALLY old.


it made it as an advert in France (for chewing gum or a cola, can't remember)

MoSe
16-12-2005, 17:24:55
Originally posted by Tizzy
I believe everything I read.

Especially on the interwebs.

I even make friends there!

Japher
16-12-2005, 17:27:29
ok, you can go ahead and believe that if you want to

Colon
16-12-2005, 17:35:47
Originally posted by Tizzy
I believe everything I read.

Especially on the interwebs.

I'll give you 2 million over a month if you send me 20,000 now.

paiktis22
16-12-2005, 19:08:06
I'm going to play it so schmjjart at my collegues tomorrow.

paiktis22
16-12-2005, 19:08:32
I mean Monday

paiktis22
16-12-2005, 19:13:19
(play it=pretend to be something)

Drekkus
17-12-2005, 14:34:46
To be what?

paiktis22
17-12-2005, 14:51:31
schjjmaart arse

Drekkus
17-12-2005, 15:00:05
One that closes really fast before the water hits it?

paiktis22
17-12-2005, 15:00:58
Expect the unexpected

paiktis22
17-12-2005, 15:04:21
Or use this for piece of mind

http://www.turkeytravelplanner.com/AssetsTurkey/TravelDetails/Bath-Toilet/FlatToilet.jpg

Drekkus
17-12-2005, 15:10:35
OMG, those are horrible. Give me flashbacks of the worst ever stinking and filthy toilets, along the Autoroute du Soleil in france in summer. It's making me nauseous jusst thinking about it.

paiktis22
17-12-2005, 15:15:53
Aim, lock target, shoot, don't shake your legs :D

Drekkus
17-12-2005, 15:18:53
Some people manage to crouch while having their feet fully on the floor. I can't do that, muscles are too short, so I have to sit on my toes for that, with the risk of falling backwards.

paiktis22
17-12-2005, 15:21:36
Fully crouching down is cheating!

Venom
17-12-2005, 23:19:37
Thanks to Turkeytravelplanner.com I know not to take a shit in Turkey unless it's on the street.