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Kitsuki
16-12-2005, 11:59:18
The Labour Party today announced its change of emblem from a rose to a condom. It is felt that a condom more accurately reflects Labour's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security whilst you are being screwed.

King_Ghidra
16-12-2005, 12:06:51
i can only magine how you and the other young conservatives laughed at this as you guzzled your swan sandwiches and veuve clique

Gramercy Riffs
16-12-2005, 12:11:26
:lol:

Kitsuki
16-12-2005, 12:16:07
People eat swan? God knows what the second item was....

Funko
16-12-2005, 12:16:40
Mmmmmm swan.

Kitsuki
16-12-2005, 12:16:48
Ah, google has enlightened me. I'm more of a snakebite and black man myself, but each to their own.

Funko
16-12-2005, 12:17:55
We keep telling you you're in the wrong party.

Nills Lagerbaak
16-12-2005, 12:19:26
Yeah, black man in the consevatives?? No way.

There are plenty of snakes trhough, along with their associated bites.

Kitsuki
16-12-2005, 12:19:36
And I keep telling you I'm not....

Havent been to a young tory do in about 4 months now too, think I have been to more CG do's than that.... ;)

Funko
16-12-2005, 12:22:00
Conservatives are to change their emblem to a 1920s used non-rechargable battery that's been dipped in lemon juice who can't stand The Final Countdown.


That's right, they have lost power and will never regain it, are old, bitter and hate Europe.

Kitsuki
16-12-2005, 12:22:17
I'm black? Hispanic at a stretch, but not black (except by the NUS definition...)

Kitsuki
16-12-2005, 12:22:43
Originally posted by Funko
Conservatives are to change their emblem to a 1920s used non-rechargable battery that's been dipped in lemon juice who can't stand The Final Countdown.


That's right, they have lost power and will never regain it, are old, bitter and hate Europe.

:lol:

Funko
16-12-2005, 12:23:06
Took me a second to get that. You said "I'm more of a snakebite and black man"

Kitsuki
16-12-2005, 12:24:05
Ah, I see what he did there.

Drekkus
16-12-2005, 12:50:54
Originally posted by Kitsuki
People eat swan? God knows what the second item was.... I guess he meant this :
http://alcocity.ru/images/catalog/643_b.jpg

Kitsuki
16-12-2005, 13:24:16
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
i can only magine how you and the other young conservatives laughed at this as you guzzled your swan sandwiches and veuve clique

My mate who told me this is actually a Lib Dem member, and he got it in an email sent to him by the Lib Dem MP Tom Brake.

So there! :clueless:

:beer:

King_Ghidra
16-12-2005, 13:28:31
haha been nagging at you eh

Kitsuki
16-12-2005, 13:31:53
Nah, just occurred to me to ask my mate who told him it... Hehe.

Nills Lagerbaak
16-12-2005, 13:34:58
I personally love Swan. Stuffed with her royal hignesses personal corgis.mmm, treasolicious.

Kitsuki
16-12-2005, 13:36:19
People actually eat swan? :vom:

Nills Lagerbaak
16-12-2005, 13:37:10
Why? It's a strong bird, very tasty. Neck is my favoutie cut, it can be served like a long cumberland sausage

King_Ghidra
16-12-2005, 13:56:51
:lol:

Kitsuki
16-12-2005, 14:00:24
:lol:

I refuse to believe you are an expert in the preparation of swans Nills...

King_Ghidra
16-12-2005, 14:07:42
oh i don't know, he's stuffed a few white birds necks in his time

Kitsuki
16-12-2005, 14:10:57
Doves too? Thats just sick.

Funko
16-12-2005, 14:27:51
He used to munch Doves all the time.