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Tizzy
16-12-2005, 09:59:09
Today I kicked a pigeon.
Is that as good as kicking a seagull?

mr.G
16-12-2005, 10:07:47
absolute....pigeons are flying rats.
very very kickable.
When you kicked about 50 pigeons you get bored and will grow into seagulls.

Tizzy
16-12-2005, 11:21:11
50?!
That's too much like hard work.

mr.G
16-12-2005, 11:21:46
hell no
it's fun like drinking 50 ciders in a week.

Tizzy
16-12-2005, 11:26:32
I have to kick them all in a week as well? :(

mr.G
16-12-2005, 11:27:34
nono that was a par exaple!!!
what are you????? schtjoepit........ 50 pigeons in a week....only in heaven

Tizzy
16-12-2005, 11:28:17
Or in hell. Pigeon hell.
Where all the bad pigeons go to be kicked.

Funko
16-12-2005, 11:29:05
That is human heaven.

mr.G
16-12-2005, 11:30:55
in human heaven you can sjit on pigeons.

Tizzy
16-12-2005, 11:32:53
Two nude statues (one male and one female) had been standing in the middle of a beautiful park for 99 years.
On their 100th anniversary in the park an angel came down from heaven to talk to the statues.
He said to them, “God has been watching you for the past 100 years and has been very pleased with the two of you. So pleased in fact that he has decided to grant you a wish of becoming human for a short time.”
The angel then went on to say that they would be human for fifteen minutes and will finally be able to pleasure themselves in a manner in which they have only fantasized about for the last 100 years. The statues were so excited they could hardly believe it. The second they became humans they ran off together behind the bushes. The angel heard the rustling of the bushes and shouts of joy and laughter.
After 10 minutes the statues returned from behind the bushes sweating and laughing.
The angel told the statues that they still had 5 more minutes. The male statue quickly turned to the female statue and said, “Cool, this time you hold down the pigeon and I’ll crap on his head.”

Kitsuki
16-12-2005, 11:47:40
Originally posted by Tizzy
Today I kicked a pigeon.
Is that as good as kicking a seagull?

There's certainly a quality song about it...

Nills Lagerbaak
16-12-2005, 11:59:42
Originally posted by Tizzy
Two nude statues (one male and one female) had been standing in the middle of a beautiful park for 99 years.
On their 100th anniversary in the park an angel came down from heaven to talk to the statues.
He said to them, “God has been watching you for the past 100 years and has been very pleased with the two of you. So pleased in fact that he has decided to grant you a wish of becoming human for a short time.”
The angel then went on to say that they would be human for fifteen minutes and will finally be able to pleasure themselves in a manner in which they have only fantasized about for the last 100 years. The statues were so excited they could hardly believe it. The second they became humans they ran off together behind the bushes. The angel heard the rustling of the bushes and shouts of joy and laughter.
After 10 minutes the statues returned from behind the bushes sweating and laughing.
The angel told the statues that they still had 5 more minutes. The male statue quickly turned to the female statue and said, “Cool, this time you hold down the pigeon and I’ll crap on his head.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! As soon as I read Funko's post, I knew this was coming.

Tizzy
16-12-2005, 12:10:16
Blame mrG, it was his post which brought it back to mind.

mr.G
16-12-2005, 12:13:37
yaaaay yaaaay yaaaay
blame that poor mrG, what happened wizz blaming Bossman?