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The Mad Monk
15-12-2005, 09:17:26
Woman Allegedly Hires Hit Man for Cheese

The Associated Press
Tuesday, December 6, 2005; 7:01 PM

MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.

Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, was arrested over the weekend and remains in jail with bond set at $1 million on four charges of attempted murder and four counts of soliciting a murder.

According to police, Booth was in the Memphis home of the four intended victims last week when she mistook a block of queso fresco cheese for cocaine _ inspiring the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs, and kill the men.

An informant described the plot to police, who arranged a meeting between Booth and the undercover officer.

The undercover officer gave Booth some nonfunctioning handguns, bought ammunition for her because she was too young, and the two proceeded to the home under police surveillance.

Booth told the officer that any children inside the house old enough to testify would have to be killed, police said.

A search of the home with the permission of the occupants revealed no drugs _ only the white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine.

"Four men were going to lose their lives over some cheese," said Lt. Jeff Clark, who heads Project Safe Neighborhoods.


15-12-2005, 09:26:23
inspiring the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the cheese, and kill the men.Dunno whether to laugh or despair at the mentality of other humans.

15-12-2005, 10:04:09
ask funko, she was probably a mouse in a former life

15-12-2005, 20:53:45
Look at the first "advertising link" at the bottom of the page.

16-12-2005, 13:35:33

16-12-2005, 13:51:30
and what about the NOKIA insets????

"Capture your favorite moments with slide and shoot simplcity....


:lol: :lol: :lol:

18-12-2005, 21:36:39
Also, this reminds on a prank I played in high school, during a winter camp. I convinced my roommate that I'm in possesion of speed with the help of zinc tablets, a broken soccer ball pump needle, and a swiss army knife.

19-12-2005, 11:29:48
Did he try and murder you?

19-12-2005, 11:31:39
no, just anal rape

19-12-2005, 11:38:37
It must have been a cheesy anus he had.

19-12-2005, 11:40:52
He said the police fetad him up.

19-12-2005, 11:49:12
even by your low standards that's bad

19-12-2005, 11:49:32
Got to be psychotic if she regards killing them as an essential part of the plan in addition to just taking the, errr, cheese.

19-12-2005, 11:50:41
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
even by your low standards that's bad

Yeah, I thought about trying to top it but just couldnt be arsed.

19-12-2005, 14:26:18
Originally posted by Rodgers
Did he try and murder you?

Well, I was the one the one with the swiss army knife :D.

However, what he did was stare at me with an expression of sheer panic - priceless!

Originally posted by King_Ghidra
no, just anal rape

Keep me out of your fantasies, you dirty old man :brwncard:!

Resource Consumer
19-12-2005, 14:33:21
It seems that stories like this hit the press every 3-4 months or so.

Clearly we are not paying our policemen enough around the world as they all seem to be moonlighting as hitmen.