View Full Version : Building a sex partner!

10-12-2005, 16:51:41
Some girls are destined to be back up. It's cruel, it's piggy but it is the truth and God meant it because this is an imperfect world. They can be useful for boosting confidence and keeping you warm on a winter night. And it's not like you don't give, you do but they can never contain you, so...
Well I used to hate sex and the city but do you remember the scene where there was that guy who had a sex affair with another girl who thought wasn't good enough for him so that made him relax and he was great but still didn't want to show her to his friends? Exactly the case. It's so true.
Why am I writing this? So you can say "asshole" to me? No. I'm just putting my thoughts in order.
And I have devised a 2 month plan. It involves the building of a sound sexual basis that can be used whenever the need arises. And it stops there. Of course it is "dangerous" and blah blah but life will soon finish and death awaits us all so why wait and not do. It can all go hellishly wrong and me doing death spins with my car but it's a used one so ok.
The trick is to think yourself as a company. An enterprise. This way you de-associate yourself from what's going on and you simply look out for your company's interests. To tell the truth I'm beggining to feel that this will result in massive emotional damage to the both sides but that's where hedging comes in!
Yes like the investors. If the oil price gets too high, you've also invested in precious metals so you reduce your losses.
Can't do it without hedging! Oh no. Then it becomes a recipee for putting you under chapter 11: protection from creditors. And you don't want that.
Yes. Well. So. Gives you something to do.

10-12-2005, 17:01:43
Can we call you asshole anyway?

10-12-2005, 17:04:51
Of course. It's almost an honour title.

10-12-2005, 17:08:28
It's no fun if you consider it be an honour title.

You have any suggestions that are insultive to you?

10-12-2005, 17:10:52
No wait! I'll call you hairy greek homosexual.


10-12-2005, 17:15:33
That's marginally better in the insultive scale in the regard that it can't be interpreted as a honouring status.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-12-2005, 17:24:27
"This way you de-associate yourself from what's going on and you simply look out for your company's interests."

That means you have managed to combine marxist Entfremdung with the principal-agent dilemma. You are a genius of desaster.

And you are no hedge fund manager - you are subject to the discipline of real life, not living in some pinky rosy soft unicorn-shaped pillow world.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-12-2005, 17:24:53
Originally posted by Colon
No wait! I'll call you hairy greek homosexual.

You'll call the hairy greek homosexual what?

10-12-2005, 17:26:16
Just a minute while I look for Entfremdung

10-12-2005, 17:28:47
Entfremdung (alienation) refers to separation of labor from its objectifications

and what does it say then?

_Contingent as mode of survival under most economic forms (historical)


10-12-2005, 18:07:25
Anyway I may sound so cold but it's actually a facade. Few can be so de-humanized as described (lucky people). It's my way of starting something that I really want and not getting resistance from my spoiled self. It's actually a deception in a deception! An Entšusserung in an Entfremdung! Then again I can be pretty mean. Anyway there's no turning back the river now!

10-12-2005, 18:23:07
Hey you two....get a broom!!!!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-12-2005, 18:52:33
get a groom!!!!

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-12-2005, 19:30:52
Originally posted by paiktis22

The trick is to think yourself as a company. An enterprise.

Isn't that leaving yourself open to a hostile takeover?

10-12-2005, 19:50:41
Looks like someone took up Frank T.J. Mackey's philosophy.

10-12-2005, 23:03:59
2 words: love doll.

10-12-2005, 23:26:16
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Isn't that leaving yourself open to a hostile takeover?

Only if he's publicly listed.

11-12-2005, 17:30:43
Originally posted by Koshko
2 words: love doll.

Someday there will be sex robots. That should take the birth rate down to zero.

Asshole? No. Assholes treat women badly. Just don't change the terms of the contract unless you really mean it.

The Norks
12-12-2005, 08:22:10
My mother warned me not to date Greeks. Now I know why.

12-12-2005, 09:07:34
As long as everyone goes into the agreement knowing this is the deal then I don't see what the problem would be. Now if he decieved her into thinking she's a girlfriend instead of just a fuckbuddy then there'd be a problem.

12-12-2005, 14:27:59
feelie machines!

12-12-2005, 14:44:54
i think somone already did this


12-12-2005, 14:50:02
They never actually have sex with her though?

12-12-2005, 14:51:08
this thread looks interesting, but it's too long now for me to start reading

All have to say is "luv ewe"

12-12-2005, 15:07:28
Originally posted by Funko
They never actually have sex with her though?

exactly :D

anyway i've never seen weird science, must get round to it sometime

12-12-2005, 15:13:19
That'd be interesting.

I don't know how it'll stack up without the nostalgia aspect.

12-12-2005, 15:17:16
I've seen it, but all I can remember was a scene in which the guys were having a shower with the chick but didn't do anything but staring dumbfoundedly.

12-12-2005, 15:18:34

12-12-2005, 18:42:39
Today I think what kind of bullshit I was thinking Saturday.

12-12-2005, 19:20:53
Today I think of what kind of shit you were smoking Saturday.

12-12-2005, 19:26:13
Today I think that Saturday was better than Monday is Today