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Diss
09-12-2005, 19:52:26
I was thinking this yesterday. What's to stop me from eating pizza everyday? Is there some rule saying I can't?

Japher
09-12-2005, 19:53:19
not really
do calzones count?

Diss
09-12-2005, 19:54:27
I say people should eat what they want.

Though I'd get bored eating the same thing everyday.

mr.G
09-12-2005, 19:54:33
only when they are not folded

Japher
09-12-2005, 19:55:34
but pizza can be a lot

Diss
09-12-2005, 19:56:06
oh by the way. It isn't true what they say about pizzas and blowjobs.

I actually did have a bad pizza a few weeks ago. But it was free. A lady offered it to me. Now I know why she offered it to me. Yuck.

You know a pizza is bad when they can't even afford to put their name on the box. It just says: Pizza.

mr.G
09-12-2005, 19:57:18
oh by the way. It isn't true what they say about pizzas and blowjobs. :confused:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-12-2005, 19:58:13
"Why can't I eat pizza everyday?"

Lack of talent, obviously.

mr.G
09-12-2005, 20:01:18
because of the fact that there are hotdogs

HelloKitty
09-12-2005, 20:05:06
Originally posted by mr.G
:confused:

Don't be confused. Something about them only being good when you bite down.