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Colon
09-12-2005, 18:36:00
So, I empty the table and carry my dinner plate to the kitchen. When I was in kitchen I wanted to put down the plates next to the sink. But I couldn't see well because it was dark. So in order to turn the light on, I opened the water tap.

:clueless:

Japher
09-12-2005, 18:39:37
yeah?

Then you turn on the light switch so that water comes out of the faucet and piss in the sink so the dishwasher will work.

Colon
09-12-2005, 18:42:05
No... but I do go for a piss in the bathroom when I want to put my sweater on.

Japher
09-12-2005, 18:45:58
strange...

Colon
09-12-2005, 18:50:59
You'd say so?

Japher
09-12-2005, 18:53:08
yeah, I thought you didn't wear sweaters because of your naturally hairy back.

Colon
09-12-2005, 19:00:09
Even so, I still need to cover my chest.

Colon
09-12-2005, 19:01:23
I still need to put that sweater on BTW, but I'm afraid I'll be cleaning the dishes if I go looking after it.

Japher
09-12-2005, 19:07:32
just break all the dishes... then you won't have to clean them!

zmama
09-12-2005, 19:16:34
It's what I do

Japher
09-12-2005, 19:19:09
we know... but that's also destorying evidence

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-12-2005, 19:22:13
Evidence for dinner?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-12-2005, 19:22:50
Originally posted by Colon
So, I empty the table and carry my dinner plate to the kitchen. When I was in kitchen I wanted to put down the plates next to the sink. But I couldn't see well because it was dark. So in order to turn the light on, I opened the water tap.

:clueless:

Stop going to poly. See what it does to your Colon.

mr.G
09-12-2005, 19:49:34
rare belg
amai als dat maar goed komt

Colon
09-12-2005, 19:50:17
It all went wrong when I began speaking Dutch.

mr.G
09-12-2005, 19:52:32
ja maar begient daar dan nie aon

Colon
09-12-2005, 22:38:37
da hadde mor wa vroeger moete zegge eej

mr.G
09-12-2005, 22:41:02
daa heb oe wir halijk an

Colon
10-12-2005, 04:12:14
So, I was eating a sandwich in front of the laptop. I finished my plate and thought: "I need to go to take a leak". So I went to the bathroom and took the (empty) plate with me.

Sort of proud I didn't forget it there though.