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King_Ghidra
09-12-2005, 15:53:00
30yr old UK male, slim-ish, good-looking, GSOH, seeks signature for fun times on internet forum. Must be witty, pithy or just plain cruel and also willing to sit at the bottom of my posts.

Japher
09-12-2005, 15:59:08
That which is writen above is complete drivle.

King_Ghidra
09-12-2005, 15:59:40
witty not truthful

MOBIUS
09-12-2005, 16:24:20
"I like smilies"

King_Ghidra
13-12-2005, 16:41:26
one crap response, and one response from someone on ignore

let's try again

HelloKitty
13-12-2005, 16:48:39
How about "I like to ram bacon up my asshole!"?

novacane
13-12-2005, 16:53:00
Originally posted by MattHiggs
K_G - King of the Sigs.

Funko
13-12-2005, 16:54:37
Never beaten Funko in Pro Evo Soccer 5

Dyl Ulenspiegel
13-12-2005, 16:58:41
"Filling darkstar vacancies since 1998"

King_Ghidra
13-12-2005, 17:15:01
two :brwncard:'s, one truth and one soon-to-be-remedied fact

much better

Tizzy
13-12-2005, 17:19:44
Ooh, do we get to guess which is which?

I reckon "filling Darkstar vacancies" is the true one and "ramming bacon" is soon-to-be-remedied.

But I don't understand why the others are :brwncard: :confused:

Drekkus
13-12-2005, 18:00:13
GSOH?

mr.G
13-12-2005, 18:38:15
Geekish Sense of Humor

Immortal Wombat
13-12-2005, 18:43:17
"They should make a new format where four jittes are required in every deck... oh wait, it's called standard"

Immortal Wombat
13-12-2005, 18:44:54
"The major problem with a sex-based economy would be the time-consuming consequences of inflation"

Immortal Wombat
13-12-2005, 18:46:01
"That's not a flute. THIS is a flute"

Immortal Wombat
13-12-2005, 18:48:20
"willing to sit at the bottom of my posts"

Japher
13-12-2005, 18:52:06
"If it were made of cheese I would eat it"

Venom
13-12-2005, 19:07:10
Sigs happen.

You just can't call them forth from your asshole like some kind of World of Warcraft demon.

Japher
13-12-2005, 19:07:52
ah, Venom's is the best so far

MoSe
14-12-2005, 09:13:15
yeah


__________
Sigs happen

would make for a wonderful sig

King_Ghidra
14-12-2005, 09:23:02
Originally posted by Tizzy
Ooh, do we get to guess which is which?

I reckon "filling Darkstar vacancies" is the true one and "ramming bacon" is soon-to-be-remedied.

But I don't understand why the others are :brwncard: :confused:

:bash: bad tizzy

TauCeti@Japan
14-12-2005, 15:54:46
How about a preemptive :brwncard:? It would save the rest of us a lot of time.

BigGameHunter
14-12-2005, 17:22:27
Put a "your mama" joke in...they're becoming cool again here.

For example:

Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.

Funko
14-12-2005, 17:23:06
I'll give it ago

Your moma's so stupid she didn't abort you.

Japher
14-12-2005, 17:49:07
yo moma's so hairy even sasquach takes pictures

yo MOMA is so stupid they don't have any art!

MOBIUS
14-12-2005, 17:55:12
Originally posted by Drekkus
GSOH?

Greek Sense Of Humour

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-12-2005, 18:10:59
your MOMA's so stupid you've become a dutch architect

Colon
14-12-2005, 18:11:16
Wasn't that Greek Studies Of Homosexuality?

Sir Penguin
14-12-2005, 20:58:10
Uh, yeah, I'm here to apply for the position as K_G's sig? What do you mean it's only for strings, and not people. Motherfucking strings, they're taking all our jobs. I'll tell you what makes this forum miserable, it's the goddamned strings.

SP

Sir Penguin
14-12-2005, 20:59:38
I mean, really, what normal person's end is a null?

SP

Japher
14-12-2005, 21:09:02
the same one's who is void

Sir Penguin
15-12-2005, 00:33:43
Don't be so a null.

SP

MOBIUS
15-12-2005, 11:41:26
That was a pun to a void!

MoSe
15-12-2005, 12:41:41
it makes me queasy