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shagnasty
08-12-2005, 17:18:03
Honestly. I really nearly did.

I had just been to a Table Tennis match in Wallingford, which we won by the way, and we were pootling along (had to get a lift with another player) at a speed which could only be described as a smidge over the limit (it's a 40 zone) in the pouring rain, and all of a sudden, one of those "Corner" type things jumped out in front of us and went BOOOO!!!!.

My driver proceeded to make squealing girlie noises, 'AAAIIIEEEEEEE', he said.
'Oh fucking bollocks' said I.

He tried to steer round the corner but was going to fast and the wet weather didn't help with braking very much.
Up over the ridge we went in a Dukes of Hazzard stylie, a-flying through the air, on a bit of a tilt due to the slight turn.

It was at this point that the afformentioned pant pooing almost occured.
Because of the almost constant rain during the day, I knew the fast approaching mud would be a bit sticky to say the least. I had the not so pleasant vision of the car splatting into the mud and continuing to roll over several times.

It didn't. We did however come to a messy stop around 30 meters from the point where we went off.

Yaaaaaay and double w00t for not being dead yet.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Funko.
The driver was old and we were in his wife's Honda.:D
Honestly, we really were.

King_Ghidra
08-12-2005, 17:19:11
those cursed fucking hondas

Funko
08-12-2005, 17:20:02
Fucking boy racers cars, I've always said so. You ask anyone.

Japher
08-12-2005, 17:45:39
you play ping-pong competitively?

shagnasty
08-12-2005, 18:00:49
I had a feeling something was going to happen as soon as I got in the car. He couldn't drive it for toffee.
The annoying thing is, the chaps we played asked if we wanted to go for a pint after the game but we said no cos it was quite late, and one of the blokes actually lives about 2 mins down the road from me.

shagnasty
08-12-2005, 18:06:42
Originally posted by Japher
you play ping-pong competitively?

Yup. Twas a competition last night.

Japher
08-12-2005, 18:18:08
NERD!

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-12-2005, 18:53:27
There's an evil corner on the drive to my house- a tightening curve with an adverse camber at the end of a fast straight (with a high earth bank on the side). I nearly lost it the first time I drove that way, and I'm a sensible driver.

At least once a month, you see either a car on its roof, or a new car-shaped hole in the hedge on top of the earth bank.

The Norks
08-12-2005, 19:38:38
I don't drive yet...I'm still training my hamsters to pull a chariot around. They don't respond well to commands or run very fast.

Japher
08-12-2005, 19:42:21
you need to wip 'em

Venom
08-12-2005, 19:42:42
Hey, at least the mud covered the shit stains on your pants.

Japher
08-12-2005, 19:46:26
yeah, yeah... just call it mud

mr.G
08-12-2005, 20:33:23
yaaay poopsmelly mud.

tiger feet

Asher
08-12-2005, 20:37:04
British drivers are something else.

Japher
08-12-2005, 20:42:44
seems that way

they get around a car and freak out

mr.G
08-12-2005, 21:08:32
yaaaaay like ninjas

The Norks
08-12-2005, 21:16:31
Originally posted by Japher
you need to wip 'em

when a problem comes along you must whip it...

mr.G
08-12-2005, 21:20:45
yaaay or wipe, when it is smelly and brown

Venom
08-12-2005, 22:11:24
when a problem comes along you must wipe it...
when it's smelly and it's brown you must wipe it...

Oerdin
09-12-2005, 02:58:28
Originally posted by The Norks
when a problem comes along you must whip it...

Whip it good.

Funko
09-12-2005, 09:56:23
Originally posted by Asher
British drivers are something else.

You think we're bad? Go to Italy. :eek:

mr.G
09-12-2005, 09:58:02
and if you dare
ride with MoSe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he must be the worst driver I ever met.

Funko
09-12-2005, 10:19:42
:lol:

mr.G
09-12-2005, 10:23:41
Originally posted by Venom
when a problem comes along you must whip it...
when it's smelly and it's brown you must wipe it... -FACT!!!

shagnasty
09-12-2005, 12:09:19
Originally posted by Asher
British drivers are something else.

He is Chinese.

Venom
09-12-2005, 13:18:34
Asian drivers are terrible.

Japher
09-12-2005, 13:43:45
I wouldn't call 'em "drivers"

more like "ignorants behind a wheel" or "DMV rejects"

MOBIUS
09-12-2005, 13:45:01
Originally posted by Asher
British drivers are something else.

No worse than Canadian drivers.;)