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Japher
08-12-2005, 14:48:32
Any advice?

mr.G
08-12-2005, 14:52:36
jesjes

there is a very good Dutch children's book, (bought several of them as presents) it is about a mole who wants to know who pooped on his head.
it's brilliant

Japher
08-12-2005, 14:54:24
really? I'm stealing it.

Poop-head the Mole

mr.G
08-12-2005, 14:54:29
http://www.digischool.nl/po/community12/Mol/IMAGES/5.gif

Japher
08-12-2005, 14:55:16
I'm not even going to bother translating it!

mr.G
08-12-2005, 14:56:30
well ask Funko,
he read the book when he was at my appartment

Funko
08-12-2005, 14:57:17
It is brilliant (the dog did it!)

Ha I have ruined it.

Japher
08-12-2005, 14:57:49
or have you?!

mr.G
08-12-2005, 14:58:17
Bullebak, the Butcher's dog

Japher
08-12-2005, 15:03:59
Poophead the Mole

Once there was a mole name Mr. G
but everyone called him Poophead because he had poop on his head

No one knew why Poophead had poop on his head
not even Mr. G

So one day Mr. Poophead decided to try and discover who or what had pooped on his head!

He first saw rabbit poop
but that was small

He then saw bird poop
but that was runny

He then saw human poop
but that tasted funny

He then saw dog poop
and it was Juuuuuuuuust right

So poophead the mole got a quarterstick of dynomite and a red bandana and went out to hunt the dog

he found the dog pooping on other moles
so Poophead jammed the dynamite up the dogs butt and lit it

the dog never pooped on anyone ever again

THE END

Funko
08-12-2005, 15:05:22
You have read it before!!

Japher
08-12-2005, 15:05:58
no... I lived it

mr.G
08-12-2005, 15:10:14
you forgot the horse,
and the clue of the story is that two flies who are experts at tasting sjit whre great helpers.

Japher
08-12-2005, 15:12:55
I saw an english version on Amazon

Tizzy
08-12-2005, 15:15:29
It lost a lot in translation

mr.G
08-12-2005, 15:18:42
put it on the american market.

mr.G
08-12-2005, 15:19:35
the Dutch will rule jesjes we will, we start doooooo di dooooooo-ing the youngsters wizzz sjit like this