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Beta1
06-12-2005, 20:47:57
Today, in the corridor, we found 5 large grasshoppers.

Now that may not be that strange but after we caught them and stuck them in the largest container the techs had to hand we looked them up on the net.

They are desert locusts.

So what the hell were they doing in a school in SW london. none of the science staff brought them in, the corridor doesn't connect to any other department. Only possible source is the kids.

Why is one of the kids carrying around locusts?

I guess they are live food for a pet snake or lizard or something, But why were they at school?

Still the science department has some new pets and they are actually quite cool.

I did breifly suspect that it was the start of some sort of biblical plague heralding the armeggadon as some of year 11 could pass for the horsemen of the apocalypse. But then again 5 locusts don't really constitute a plague.

mr.G
06-12-2005, 20:49:48
do you miss 5 kids?

Lurker the Second
06-12-2005, 21:11:56
Isn't one of the first things they teach you when you're learning how to be a teacher is never try to figure out why kids do strange things?

Japher
06-12-2005, 21:40:53
10 points from Gryfindor!

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-12-2005, 22:00:41
The next sign will be a plague of boils, but in the average class of 15-year-olds, who'd notice?

Beta1
06-12-2005, 22:35:23
probably got that already then, what comes after the boils?

Immortal Wombat
06-12-2005, 23:37:03
Darkness. Check the fuse box.

Debaser
07-12-2005, 10:44:27
Maybe five pupils TURNED INTO LOCUSTS!

Greg W
07-12-2005, 10:45:38
It's just not cricket...

Funko
07-12-2005, 10:48:43
Originally posted by Debaser
Maybe five pupils TURNED INTO LOCUSTS!

Maybe that's what MrG meant?

Originally posted by mr.G
do you miss 5 kids?

mr.G
07-12-2005, 10:49:45
:lol: yup, but i think debaser has me on ignore

Funko
07-12-2005, 10:51:25
Very smart of him.

Debaser
07-12-2005, 10:52:26
Originally posted by Funko
Maybe that's what MrG meant?

Shit, and after what I just said in that porn film thread too...

Debaser
07-12-2005, 10:52:56
Originally posted by mr.G
:lol: yup, but i think debaser has me on ignore

*Ignores*

Yup, course I do...

*Doesn't maintain eye contact*

mr.G
07-12-2005, 10:54:14
hahahahahaha got you a way out with that one

Greg W
07-12-2005, 10:57:35
Originally posted by Debaser
Shit, and after what I just said in that porn film thread too... :lol:

King_Ghidra
07-12-2005, 11:15:50
:lol:

Funko
07-12-2005, 11:38:04
Originally posted by Debaser
Shit, and after what I just said in that porn film thread too...

:D