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Resource Consumer
06-12-2005, 14:07:41
.................walks into a bar and says "Can I have a martinus?".

The barman replies "Don't you mean a martini?"

Caesar says "If I had wanted a double, I would have asked for it".

Japher
06-12-2005, 14:13:36
I guess it's funnier if I speak Latin

mr.G
06-12-2005, 14:14:26
Did he get one ra cola?

Venom
06-12-2005, 14:22:33
That joke is very ungood.

Japher
06-12-2005, 14:24:41
way to be positive Venom

Funko
06-12-2005, 14:30:40
I like that joke. :lol:

Chris
07-12-2005, 14:12:59
Which proves its ungood.

Funko
07-12-2005, 14:14:05
Can I swap you that its for my it's in the other thread? Then we'll both be right.

Venom
07-12-2005, 15:22:37
Typos are intellectual property.

Chris
07-12-2005, 15:22:54
As soon as someone explains what you said you can.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-12-2005, 19:10:00
Julius Caesar...................

...was every woman's man, and every man's woman.

paiktis22
07-12-2005, 19:10:41
So the martinus was not really a drink

HelloKitty
07-12-2005, 19:17:08
Originally posted by Japher
I guess it's funnier if I speak Latin

Yep, if you only spoke latin then none of the english words make sense and your brain wouldn't feel like it was stabbed.

It would read like this for all you knew


Julius Ceaser

.................kdashfdkjfdaj dfamb asdads ad adkjf adkjhdas martinus?".

kjdasfg SJKDFH LKa dj sd dkhdsf martini?"

Caesar sklfg f afklf ds;la kfa;la jdksdhds




That is much funnier!

Japher
07-12-2005, 19:18:46
:lol:

HelloKitty
07-12-2005, 19:20:18
It looks strangely similar to some of the Dutch and german jokes I have seen posted.

Colon
07-12-2005, 23:43:00
You mean like this one?

Leraar: Kan iemand mij vertellen welke vloeistof niet bevriest?

Dom Blondje: Warm water meneer...

Resource Consumer
09-12-2005, 10:51:16
Teacher : Can someone say to me which xxx is not xxxxxx

Dumb Blonde : Warm water, Sir

Do I get a prize or a kick in the teeth :)

mr.G
09-12-2005, 10:53:21
xxx liquid
xxxxx freeze

Colon
09-12-2005, 13:19:12
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
Teacher : Can someone say to me which xxx is not xxxxxx

Dumb Blonde : Warm water, Sir

Do I get a prize or a kick in the teeth :)

Neither! You just get to be ignored, hah!

(except of this post and Mr G's of course)

Funko
09-12-2005, 13:20:01
a liquid that you can't freeze?

mr.G
09-12-2005, 13:21:42
yup :lol:

Resource Consumer
09-12-2005, 13:38:27
Isn't that warm water?

Japher
09-12-2005, 13:42:00
or any non-frozen liquid

FunkyFingers
09-12-2005, 15:30:56
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
.................walks into a bar and says "Can I have a martinus?".

The barman replies "Don't you mean a martini?"

Caesar says "If I had wanted a double, I would have asked for it".



This is a great joke, especially for grammar pedants :lol:

mr.G
09-12-2005, 15:36:38
yaaaay especially for grammar pedants like me.

Japher
09-12-2005, 16:13:39
uh, that's grammEr

Funko
09-12-2005, 16:14:16
Kelsey?

MoSe
12-12-2005, 13:00:03
Originally posted by HelloKitty
It looks strangely similar to some of the Dutch and german jokes I have seen posted.

like:

"Zwei Martini, bitte"
"Dry?"
"Nein, zwei!"

only to stick to topic.... :rolleyes:

Venom
12-12-2005, 13:03:59
zwei!?!? :lol:

Funko
12-12-2005, 13:10:01
:lol: great joke.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
12-12-2005, 13:11:07
:lol:

mr.G
12-12-2005, 13:38:14
:lol: damn he did it.

FunkyFingers
12-12-2005, 15:28:33
Originally posted by Japher
uh, that's grammEr

100-nil

RedFred
12-12-2005, 15:31:13
quote:
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Julius Ceaser

.................kdashfdkjfdaj dfamb asdads ad adkjf adkjhdas martinus?".

kjdasfg SJKDFH LKa dj sd dkhdsf martini?"

Caesar sklfg f afklf ds;la kfa;la jdksdhds

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

:lol: dxfuitp

Drekkus
12-12-2005, 16:28:26
Originally posted by MoSe
like:

"Zwei Martini, bitte"
"Dry?"
"Nein, zwei!"

only to stick to topic.... :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

MoSe
12-12-2005, 16:56:09
Y'all didn't know that?
In Milan it's a trivial classic joke to order "zwei Martini Drei" at the bar... :D
almost no-one speaks german, but everybody understands ein-zwei-drei

Drekkus
12-12-2005, 17:04:41
It's like that Blackadder sketch:

Lieutenant George: Smithy, you haven't seen any suspicious characters hanging around have you, who might be German spies?
Brigadier Smith: Nein.
Lieutenant George: Nine! Well, the cap's got his work cut out, then.

Vincent
12-12-2005, 21:09:42
C'est brute