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mr.G
02-12-2005, 09:26:33
part1. not asking her out for lunch.
that one works so that's a keeper.

part 2.

2.1. Just act if you are a bit deaf, so you don't hear her.
this one is a classic, try to get all the other coworkers in it. Just ignore everything she said an only when she really raises her voice react and ask her something else.
a bit childish but ow sooo funny,
p.e. She shouts: "it's Lunchtime", your answer could be: "nonono it is not punchtime".

come on CG'ers post your best way to annoy the crazy coworker and help that Japhertje.

Japher
06-12-2005, 13:52:50
mr. G, you are a genicile

Japher
06-12-2005, 13:54:52
Apparently her husband is soon to be unemployed because he got beat up by a 15 year old girl.

mr.G
06-12-2005, 14:04:43
need some more data to get that

Venom
06-12-2005, 14:06:18
Stab her in the eye with your scissors. Or just staple random pieces of paper to her.

mr.G
06-12-2005, 14:12:51
scissors........the ols dutch scissor tric.......... just hold the scissors right next to her eyes (like just at the height of her right ear, beware she does not notice that) then call her (from the right side)......PWJAAART scissors in her eye and she can not sue you because she moved.

Japher
06-12-2005, 14:13:02
her husband teaches like 9th grade stupid class and some girl shoved a book at him so he quit his job. His teachers union told him they could pay him for 3 months while he waited for a transfer if that is what he wanted, he wanted. That 3 months is over this week. He's a poopoohead.

The girl is saying that he made comments about her mom or something so the school won't punish her.

It's funny:lol:

mr.G
06-12-2005, 14:22:19
:lol:

Funko
06-12-2005, 14:30:13
:lol:

Japher
06-12-2005, 14:32:47
one of the guys in my office told her that if the school won't stick up for him than it's a bad school to work for

I told her that if the only thing I had to fend off at work was angsty teenagers than I think I would continue to work in order to support my family, it's called being a grown-up

She didn't like that

Neither did that guy who told her he should quit. But then that guy told me that if he say a guy rapeing a woman in a park that the christian thing to do would be to kill the guy. I asked him about the "thou shalt not kill" thing, he was confused.

Funko
06-12-2005, 14:34:59
:lol:

In fact you could argue the rapist is being more christian by loving his neighbour than the guy shooting the rapist.

Watch him turn purple.

Japher
06-12-2005, 14:35:45
I think his head would explode

he's a calibration tech....

mr.G
06-12-2005, 14:37:45
Originally posted by Funko
In fact you could argue the rapist is being more christian by loving his neighbour than the guy shooting the rapist.
:lol:

Japher
06-12-2005, 14:38:47
the bitches husband won the football pool this week... he's a gay twat

mr.G
06-12-2005, 14:48:52
football pool + book on his head?

Japher
06-12-2005, 14:50:00
he's a dorker and should be put down

mr.G
06-12-2005, 14:51:54
ask venom he is a friendly chap

Japher
06-12-2005, 14:55:46
crazy lady is getting chewed out right now, about being stupid... about the same report she was getting chewed out for yesterday :lol:

Boss is telling her to review the changes he made (which he pretty much rewrote) and then to come talk to him and he will teach her the thought process... it's a dead end street.

he did not sound happy

mr.G
06-12-2005, 14:57:52
can you pleezz post a pic of crazy lady maybe she is related to Tizzy's annoying newbie