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Aredhran
30-11-2005, 01:50:33
How few people are posting at this time of night.

It's sad really.

:(

Slackers.

Colon
30-11-2005, 01:51:13
I'm not posting cause no one else does.

Immortal Wombat
30-11-2005, 01:57:01
Me too.

Aredhran
30-11-2005, 01:57:26
Damn lurking scumbags.

Venom
30-11-2005, 01:58:55
All too busy wanking.

Aredhran
30-11-2005, 02:00:49
You would know...

Venom
30-11-2005, 02:03:14
DIH posting, baby. Dick In Hand.

TV4Fun
30-11-2005, 02:04:07
You know you post pretty fast for someone who's only typing with one hand.

Venom
30-11-2005, 02:04:54
Practice makes perfect.

Aredhran
30-11-2005, 02:09:38
The only problem is when the keyboard becomes all gooey and sticky

Venom
30-11-2005, 02:10:35
I go through about 5 keyboards a month.

TV4Fun
30-11-2005, 02:13:26
That's why you always use the same hand.

Aredhran
30-11-2005, 02:13:30
hmmm 5 wanks a month what an achievement...

Venom
30-11-2005, 02:16:20
I don't mind a dirty keyboard. And according to my statistical wanking calculations I only hit the keyboard 47% of the time with approximately 52% of the jizz load.

Of course, now that you're married, your wank frequency will only keep on increasing.

Aredhran
30-11-2005, 02:17:11
which only proves that you can't aim for shit.

Venom
30-11-2005, 02:18:43
Why do you think so many people on the death list are still alive.

TV4Fun
30-11-2005, 02:18:48
Originally posted by Venom
I don't mind a dirty keyboard. And according to my statistical wanking calculations I only hit the keyboard 47% of the time with approximately 52% of the jizz load.

Of course, now that you're married, your wank frequency will only keep on increasing. Now that's just sloppy. You need to learn the right way to dispose of it.

Aredhran
30-11-2005, 02:21:18
see, you even lost respect from that loser. go shoot yourself

Venom
30-11-2005, 02:21:19
I'm an animal rights activist, I want my jizz to roam free.