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mr.G
29-11-2005, 11:40:51
which one is THE proper gift for your girlfriend.

MattHiggs
29-11-2005, 11:42:09
A baby!

Tizzy
29-11-2005, 11:43:16
:eek:

MoSe
29-11-2005, 11:44:23
Is there any special Xmas offer?

Nav
29-11-2005, 11:44:37
:lol: @ Higgs

mr.G
29-11-2005, 11:55:46
:lol:

MDA
29-11-2005, 20:07:02
Twins!

Lurker the Second
29-11-2005, 20:21:05
Stupid poll. I have already decreed that 5L motor oil is the equivalent of 10 gifts, and everyone knows cotton balls, even the very best ones, peak at 4 gifts.

I mean, let's face it, 5L motor oil is almost as good as a pearl necklace.

Venom
29-11-2005, 20:27:08
Mr G likes balls.

Lurker the Second
29-11-2005, 20:30:48
And pearl necklaces?

Venom
29-11-2005, 20:41:02
When he gets to wear them.

mr.G
30-11-2005, 08:32:15
Originally posted by Venom
Mr G likes balls. yaaaaay and fat american boys called vergif to shit on the head.

Venom
30-11-2005, 13:41:27
You go ahead and try that, Mr G I'm an example of why birth control is a good idea.

mr.G
30-11-2005, 13:43:07
:lol: i like birds control also especially ducks, duck control is like dick control but slightly different.

The Mad Monk
30-11-2005, 16:50:16
Nothing can beat 5L synthetic motor oils.

MoSe
01-12-2005, 09:26:01
dick control... balls... motor oil, which is a LUBRICANT.....
...could it be used for......
:brwncard: !?!

Tizzy
01-12-2005, 09:56:37
I'm surprised it took that long for someone to make that joke.

mr.G
01-12-2005, 09:59:25
what joke?

Tizzy
01-12-2005, 10:04:06
"joke"

mr.G
01-12-2005, 10:05:44
okay, my tip: put him on ignore.
great relief.....beats seagull kicking

Koshko
01-12-2005, 22:12:32
Cotton balls are good for foreplay.

mr.G
01-12-2005, 22:31:19
5L motor oil is good for several things, like your engine you know

Tizzy
02-12-2005, 10:21:56
5L motor oil would not be good for my engine.

mr.G
02-12-2005, 10:30:10
not good?

Tizzy
02-12-2005, 10:36:41
not good.

mr.G
02-12-2005, 10:44:39
bad......not good

Tizzy
02-12-2005, 10:46:51
yep

Funko
02-12-2005, 10:49:35
Yellow oil? Not hot.