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mr.G
29-11-2005, 10:20:33
I would say a can of 5L motor oil.
always comes in handy when you need it.

mr.G
29-11-2005, 10:23:55
ow and don't post out loud!!!!
got to be a secret and all....

Tizzy
29-11-2005, 10:53:43
Actually he needs 499 999 996 ideas.

mr.G
29-11-2005, 10:57:06
and 5L motor oil?

maybe some fine bootzzzz for kicking some seagulls, jesjes

Funko
29-11-2005, 10:57:55
Something to get her well lubricated probably isn't a bad idea.

Tizzy
29-11-2005, 10:58:22
No boots :cry:

mr.G
29-11-2005, 11:00:39
why not?

Tizzy
29-11-2005, 11:03:08
They're hiding from me.

mr.G
29-11-2005, 11:04:54
boots.....hiding?

like you took kicking boots literally, and now all boots are a bit afraid?

Tizzy
29-11-2005, 11:17:19
Seems that way :(

mr.G
29-11-2005, 11:19:01
well I am NOT saying that that is schjtoepit.

mr.G
29-11-2005, 11:39:49
http://www.beautydeals.net/shop/images/4795.jpg

Lurker the Second
29-11-2005, 13:10:55
Surely a can of 5L motor oil counts the same as 10 gifts, no?

mr.G
29-11-2005, 13:13:59
jesjes it's like 10 pints of motor oil.

Tizzy
29-11-2005, 13:15:35
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Surely a can of 5L motor oil counts the same as 10 gifts, no?

No.

mr.G
29-11-2005, 13:22:14
No.1?

Tizzy
29-11-2005, 13:22:50
No L

mr.G
29-11-2005, 13:28:31
huh?

just for Nills one more time. huh?

mr.G
29-11-2005, 13:33:48
5l motor oil is one hell of a gift, even Lurker thinks it's worth 10 gifts
and he knows

Tizzy
29-11-2005, 13:34:56
He knows nothing.

mr.G
29-11-2005, 13:37:17
jesjes he does look
http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30848&highlight=lurker+knows

Chris
29-11-2005, 13:53:05
He should give the gift that keeps on giving and leave forever.

Lurker the Second
29-11-2005, 14:31:18
:lol:

Venom
29-11-2005, 14:45:37
Speaking of cans of stuff. Can someone dig up that thread with the pictures of stuff getting shot?

mr.G
29-11-2005, 14:47:05
ow yaaaay that was a great one, one of my seriously serious posts.

Lurker the Second
29-11-2005, 14:48:37
L No.

Venom
29-11-2005, 14:53:31
I obviously wasn't asking you. I said someone...not some old, stinky, pig fucker.

Japher
29-11-2005, 14:56:22
well, for his benefit, when you say "one" we automatically assume you mean "stinky, pig fucker"... though not "old"

Venom
29-11-2005, 14:57:53
I'll try to be more clear in the future.

Tizzy
29-11-2005, 14:59:49
Try and be transparent, that'd be more interesting

Japher
29-11-2005, 15:02:00
he has a kid named trans?

mr.G
29-11-2005, 15:05:20
foster

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-11-2005, 15:05:56
Transfosters!

Japher
29-11-2005, 15:06:37
the beer for the inbetween

Venom
29-11-2005, 15:07:38
Originally posted by Tizzy
Try and be transparent, that'd be more interesting

Would you settle for translucent?

Tizzy
29-11-2005, 15:12:49
If that's the best you can do.

Venom
29-11-2005, 15:17:07
I've always been an underachiever.

mr.G
29-11-2005, 15:19:29
woooooohooooooooo
heil underachievers

Japher
29-11-2005, 15:28:18
atleast he achieved

Drekkus
29-11-2005, 15:38:27
Originally posted by Venom
Speaking of cans of stuff. Can someone dig up that thread with the pictures of stuff getting shot? Was that with the slomo cameras?

mr.G
29-11-2005, 15:39:39
yup

Lurker the Second
29-11-2005, 15:42:50
I'm not old.

Japher
29-11-2005, 15:44:45
he's big boned!

mr.G
29-11-2005, 15:50:05
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I'm not old. yaaay sure and i am a giant.

Japher
29-11-2005, 15:53:53
a giant midget!

mr.G
29-11-2005, 15:55:29
yaaaaaaaay i am i am i am

and Lurker is old -FACT!!!!

Lurker the Second
29-11-2005, 16:13:16
That is not a FACT- FACT!

mr.G
29-11-2005, 16:13:59
jesjes it izzzz -FACT!!!

Chris
29-11-2005, 17:08:03
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Transfosters! Beer cans in disguise.

Venom
29-11-2005, 17:38:20
Originally posted by Drekkus
Was that with the slomo cameras?

Good dog, you've got the scent. Now find that thread!

mr.G
30-11-2005, 15:21:20
so maijk, motor oil or cotton balls?

Funko
30-11-2005, 15:25:27
Both! I am a good bf.

mr.G
30-11-2005, 15:30:59
damn and smart.
she will be like butter in your hands and on your head.

Japher
30-11-2005, 15:32:08
butter is probably the single most threatening word in existence

mr.G
30-11-2005, 15:32:45
butt errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Funko
30-11-2005, 15:49:20
In Scotland it's a Glasgow Kisser.

Greg W
30-11-2005, 22:11:31
Tizzy's expected response to her birthday present: "I can't believe it's not motor oil".