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notyoueither
26-11-2005, 07:30:48
Appearing on Parliament Hill, U2 frontman Bono said he's not just disappointed -- he's crushed -- by Prime Minister Paul Martin's failure to commit 0.7 per cent of GDP to eliminating global poverty.

With a federal election looming over Ottawa, Bono appealed to the "better nature" of what he called a "better country" to implore their prime minister to make the commitment without further delay...

Conceding the "absurdity" of a rockstar weighing in on such serious political issues, Bono said this issue is simply too dire for him to ignore.

"What we're really talking about is extreme poverty, stupid poverty, a brutal poverty that can be avoided," he explained. "It's something we just cannot permit."

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20051125/bono_ottawapovertyhistory_20051125/20051125?hub=TopStories

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-11-2005, 08:39:45
"British"?

notyoueither
26-11-2005, 08:42:22
British, Irish, same rot.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
26-11-2005, 10:06:27
Originally posted by notyoueither
British, Irish, same rot.

Which state of the U. S. A. are you from again ?



;)

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-11-2005, 11:00:18
Typical american bastard.

Frozen Frog
26-11-2005, 16:41:04
Inbred islanders.

Funko
27-11-2005, 13:26:15
:lol:

Gary
27-11-2005, 18:39:59
Topologically speaking, all land is an island on this planet !

Colon
27-11-2005, 18:49:54
Then why do you refer to us as "the continent"?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
27-11-2005, 18:59:48
That's inbred-islandish for "big island".

Venom
28-11-2005, 00:38:36
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Typical american bastard.

Here's an example of Dyl completely missing the previous joke. Or attempting to PH the joke.

Either way, Dyl is retarded.

LoD
28-11-2005, 00:45:51
In other news: the sky is blue.

Colon
28-11-2005, 03:39:30
It's black with all kinds of twinkling dots over here.

DaShi
28-11-2005, 04:47:04
If Canadia's so great, why won't they do this?

notyoueither
28-11-2005, 04:55:54
We're greedy. Our federal govt only has a $12Bln surplus. Even with exchange the number gets large (>$2.46 US) but we need more!

Why help them when there are more seals to be clubbed?

We suck.

Cruddy
28-11-2005, 05:00:05
How exactly is Canada donating 0.7% of revenue going to stop subsidised Western farmers from undercutting non-subsidised dirt poor farmers?

Now, if Canada were to organise an air strike on Monsanto world HQ I'd be all for it.

Giving cash to Save the Children so they can fly in a Royal for a photo opportunity is just BULLSHIT.

notyoueither
28-11-2005, 05:08:54
We're supposed to be leaders in such things, so we can look down our noses at the rest of you lot and encourage you to find your better selves.

Don't you think moral lessons from Canada could change the world?

Oerdin
28-11-2005, 07:04:14
Originally posted by Venom
Here's an example of Dyl completely missing the previous joke. Or attempting to PH the joke.

Either way, Dyl is retarded.

I thought he was making a joke by throwing the mistaken nationality right back at him.

notyoueither
28-11-2005, 08:11:35
He was being a typical Hun.

If he's really good we'll let him be a German again, sometime, maybe.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-11-2005, 08:16:25
I hate Venom when he makes those compliments.

notyoueither
28-11-2005, 08:23:41
It's wonderful. So much hate!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-11-2005, 08:30:54
Did I mention that I hate you?

notyoueither
28-11-2005, 08:32:51
Now, now, good sir. That goes without saying, so you should feel no need to say it. It will simply be assumed.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-11-2005, 08:36:52
But I want to say it. The slightest chance of a misunderstanding, that some retard might think that I do not hate you, is an untolerably twisted knife in my conscience.

KrazyHorse@home
28-11-2005, 11:05:25
Originally posted by notyoueither
He was being a typical Hun.

If he's really good we'll let him be a German again, sometime, maybe.

Anschluss II: the Reprussianing?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-11-2005, 11:08:47
Saupreissn, elendige. :mad:

Gary
28-11-2005, 11:28:31
Originally posted by Colon
Then why do you refer to us as "the continent"? It's more polite than referring to you as "the incontinent".

Anyway, as Dyl implied, we're allowed to refer to your island as "The Continent".

Venom
28-11-2005, 13:23:05
Originally posted by Oerdin
I thought he was making a joke by throwing the mistaken nationality right back at him.

Pay attention, fuckhead. The person who posted right before him (54 minutes earlier, so it's no x-post) posted the exact same joke, so either he missed the previous post's joke and he's retarded, or he made a poor PH'ing attempt and he's retarded.

After further review, the post stands. Dyl is retarded.

MOBIUS
28-11-2005, 20:42:14
Two retards don't make a right...:cute:

Venom
28-11-2005, 20:56:52
You are correct, NYE and Dyl are both retarded, and hardly ever correct.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-11-2005, 21:20:13
In total contrast to Funko.

notyoueither
29-11-2005, 06:22:03
This seems to be getting out of hand.

Gary
29-11-2005, 09:17:50
When did you last take Venom in hand ?

Tizzy
29-11-2005, 10:35:33
Eeww

Venom
29-11-2005, 13:22:48
Well, for me, it was 12 seconds ago.

notyoueither
29-11-2005, 20:01:35
I didn't need that picture.