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Funko
25-11-2005, 16:26:28
Former Canadian Minister Of Defence Asks Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations

http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20051124/bs_prweb/prweb314382_1


Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something.

Venom
25-11-2005, 16:28:17
Good to see Canadia's Defense was in such good hands.

Funko
25-11-2005, 16:28:56
I'm sure Canada's mighty defence forces could withstand any invaders.


































:lol:

Venom
25-11-2005, 16:32:45
They are the front line in the coming intergalactic war.

Funko
25-11-2005, 16:35:47
Good.

Best to send the expendable soldiers in first.

Venom
25-11-2005, 16:37:46
Make the aliens run out of ammo. Or at least reload.

Funko
25-11-2005, 16:40:46
Yeah, give them time to reload before we send out the next lot of Canadians.

Venom
25-11-2005, 16:43:36
If the Canadians need a break, we can send in the French and let the aliens chase them around for awhile.

Zopperoni
25-11-2005, 17:27:14
Yea, save those six helicopters for when you really need them.

Asher
25-11-2005, 18:39:43
The Canadarm will bitchslap any invaders.

Sir Penguin
25-11-2005, 19:53:49
Our army took care of Denmark pretty good.

SP

Chris
25-11-2005, 20:24:39
All hail our new alein overlords.

Cruddy
25-11-2005, 22:29:05
Well, seeing as there has been a successful claim on alien abduction insurance, he might have a point.

UFOs are real. Whether or not they are really alien spacecraft has yet to be proved to my satisfaction, but apparently insurance companies aren't so fussy.

Eh??????????????????????????????????

EDIT: For some reason, I thought this was a thread about Lurker or Asher.

Sorry guys, it's the truth.

notyoueither
26-11-2005, 07:05:21
Crazy Canadian Nutjob Freak

I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss considering the man once had access to NORAD... unless you are a front for BlueBook... Hmmm...

: puts on tin foil hat:

RedFred
26-11-2005, 20:42:31
My thought is... wingnut.

Wasn't he the one who started that freaky federal party that went no where about ten years ago?