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FunkyFingers
21-11-2005, 14:21:25
woodpecker goes into a bar, looks at the the guy serving and says...


"is this bartender?"


:bash: :lol: :cute:

MattHiggs
21-11-2005, 14:23:14
Funky?!

Not seen you around in years!

Funko
21-11-2005, 14:24:36
He was here last week! :)

Japher
21-11-2005, 14:26:15
A neutron walks into a bar and says "how much for a beer?"

the bartender replies, "for you? No charge"

:lol:

Funko
21-11-2005, 14:29:13
A white horse walks into the bar and asks for a whiskey. "That's incredible" says the barman, "I've got a Whiskey named after you!" and the horse says, "what, Simon?"

FunkyFingers
21-11-2005, 14:31:05
A man walks in to a bar


"OUCH"

Immortal Wombat
21-11-2005, 15:01:50
A man walks into a pub

"OUCH"

FunkyFingers
21-11-2005, 15:10:08
A man walks in to a forum

mr.G
21-11-2005, 15:24:19
Originally posted by Funko
A white horse walks into the bar and asks for a whiskey. "That's incredible says the barman, I've got a Whiskey named after you!" and the horse says, "what, Simon?" :lol:

MattHiggs
21-11-2005, 16:03:27
Originally posted by Funko
He was here last week! :)

Ah, I've been on holiday all week.

FunkyFingers
21-11-2005, 16:08:47
@Matt - Salford eh? I did a work do at "The Lowry Hotel" back in the Summer. Very nice! Also went to a conference at the GMex. Again, very nice. I have to say I rather liked the Salford Quays area. The Malmaison hotel by Picadilly Station's not bad either...

FunkyFingers
21-11-2005, 16:09:24
A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for an innuendo



so he gave her one

MattHiggs
21-11-2005, 16:13:27
Originally posted by FunkyFingers
@Matt - Salford eh? I did a work do at "The Lowry Hotel" back in the Summer. Very nice! Also went to a conference at the GMex. Again, very nice. I have to say I rather liked the Salford Quays area. The Malmaison hotel by Picadilly Station's not bad either...

I live about 4 miles from Salford Quays. The area I'm in at the moment is very nice, just near the border of Worsley.

However a lot of Salford is a shithole. It's the worst educated city in the UK. It has the worst healthcare and is 3rd most deprived city too.

FunkyFingers
21-11-2005, 16:25:29
So, perfect place to build a Harvey Nicks then!