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Funko
17-11-2005, 15:51:04
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Debt-Free-Then-buy-some-22K-of-Debt-can-be-yours_W0QQitemZ5637140745QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

Always dreamed of owing money but never knew what to spend it on? Always dreamed of countless phone calls from creditors and debt collection agencies? Always wondered what it would be like to live in Dispare over your spiralling finances?

WELL LOOK NO FURTHER

TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY, I am offering you the opportunity to buy 22k worth of debt.

YES 22,000 WORTH OF DEBT CAN BE ALL YOURS.

THINK OF THE FUN THAT CAN BE HAD WITH 22k WORTH OF DEBT, DODGE THOSE PHONE CALLS, HIDE FROM THE BALIFFS AND RUN FROM THE COURTS..... EVEN START A NEW LIFE IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY.

SAVE TIME - NO REASON TO TRUDGE THE STREETS/INTERNET WONDERING HOW TO GET YOURSELF INTO DEBT, IT HAS BEEN TAKEN CARE OF FOR YOU.

BE FASHIONABLE - IT IS NO LONGER COOL TO CREATE DEBT, BUT IT IS COOL TO BUY SOMEONE ELSES.

CANCEL XMAS - ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOUR KIDS XMAS IS CANCELLED? WELL NOW YOU CAN.

THIS DEBT IT SECOND HAND AND BEEN PARTLY PAID OVER PAST 5 YEARS. NEEDS NEW OWNER TO LOVE IT AND TAKE CARE OF IT. GENUINE REASON FOR SALE.


Quoting in case they delete it.

Venom
17-11-2005, 15:59:06
That's certainly original.

Sucka free, bitch.

King_Ghidra
17-11-2005, 16:01:36
how about a debt to society? maybe some enterprising prisoner could sell that off

Gary
17-11-2005, 16:28:39
Page already not responding - no sense of humour, some folk

Nills Lagerbaak
17-11-2005, 16:35:29
How about things that you don't even have to arrange transfer of?

I have a 1000 year old egyptian mummy's curse for sale.

Yes for 1,000,000 you can have an unlimited supply of locusts and frogs... think of all those haute cuisine parties you could host....