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Kitsuki
17-11-2005, 11:39:24
Bit of a funny/ also serious thread...

I went on a blind date with a girl on Tuesday (one of my friends said she thought we would get on well...) Said girl is stunning, funny, pretty bright and good conversation. Normally now no problem with the, "I'd like to see you again line...."

Except for her profession. Said girl produces porn movies. :lol:

To date or not to date? If I'm being honest, her job does make me feel a tad uneasy... :nervous:

Tizzy
17-11-2005, 11:45:22
Why does it make you uneasy?

Funko
17-11-2005, 11:47:01
Thinking of his future as a Tory parlimentary candidate?

mr.G
17-11-2005, 11:47:36
def. date

Kitsuki
17-11-2005, 11:48:13
I dont know - girl hanging around naked men/looking at pics of naked men all day? Introducing to parents? I suppose what Funko just said too!

Funko
17-11-2005, 11:51:08
So it's insecurity?

You are so negative!

She's also hanging around naked women and looking at pics of naked women all day. :hmm:

mr.G
17-11-2005, 11:52:34
Originally posted by Funko
Thinking of his future as a Tory parlimentary candidate? as a narrow minded Tory parlimentary candidate?

Cruddy
17-11-2005, 11:52:47
Go for friendship at the least - it's amazing how useful old friends can be.

Who knows, she just might help you lose some of your hangups.

Kitsuki
17-11-2005, 11:55:38
I have this odd image in my head of hanging out with porn people too - its all a tad bizarre and odd...

Nills Lagerbaak
17-11-2005, 11:55:42
My advice: She's too "bad" for you. PM me her number forthwith.

mr.G
17-11-2005, 11:55:53
So can we get a discount on the dvd's?

mr.G
17-11-2005, 11:56:27
not for me o/c
for a friend of mine named Drekje

Tizzy
17-11-2005, 11:57:24
Originally posted by Funko
So it's insecurity?



Beat me to it.
So you're presumably worrying that she'll be comparing you to the men she sees every day? Would you be thinking the same if she was a doctor specialising in genito-urinary (?) medicine - they also see naked tackle every day?

And also, you can't decide whether to see the girl again but you're already worrying about introducing her to your parents?
That says two things, firstly you do want to date her, and secondly you haven't yet learnt that parents almost never need to know the whole truth :)

The Norks
17-11-2005, 11:57:25
hmmm...whenever I've seen porn actors/directors etc interviewed on tv, they've always seemed really happy and outgoing at first but then you get to the dark heart of unhinged insecurity, abuse, drugs and general loonyness. They all seem to be trying to (forgive the pun) fill a hole in their lives somehow. That may be a vast generalisation but i think I'd have questions about what draws someone to that particular profession given its low social status and controversial nature, especially if that person is as great as you make out. The porn industry is a horrible business.

And yes, if you want a career as a politician you should probably pretend you never met her.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
17-11-2005, 12:06:39
Originally posted by Funko
Thinking of his future as a Tory parlimentary candidate?

Excellent qualification?

Drekkus
17-11-2005, 12:27:01
Originally posted by Kitsuki
I dont know - girl hanging around naked men/looking at pics of naked men all day? Introducing to parents? I suppose what Funko just said too! There's a biiiig gap between dating and introducing her to your parents. You could at least let her use you for your body before she tosses you aside for some pornstud.

MoSe
17-11-2005, 13:14:18
what was your immediate reaction when she told you, if I may ask?

Colon
17-11-2005, 13:18:47
Yes, you may ask.

mr.G
17-11-2005, 13:19:15
No, I think he may not!!!

Sir Tristram
17-11-2005, 13:43:45
But no answer. I suppose you can ask her a question like "do you ever bring work home?"

mr.G
17-11-2005, 13:48:44
Yaaaaay and ask for discount on the DvD's
not for me o/c but for my friend drekje

King_Ghidra
17-11-2005, 13:52:08
crazy story. my advice: send me her number and forget you ever met her.

Lurker the Second
17-11-2005, 13:53:01
Can I borrow the DVD when he's finished with it?

Japher
17-11-2005, 13:53:19
date

King_Ghidra
17-11-2005, 13:54:10
what does producing mean in this context? does she actually mix with the directors and actors or watch shoots or what? or does she just sit in an office and watch the money come in?

if it's the former i guess you might have some issues with her being part of the 'scene', if it's the latter it's just a weird and amusing way to make money

mr.G
17-11-2005, 13:56:27
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Can I borrow the DVD when he's finished with it? he will send it to you along with the game he borrowed

Mr. Bas
17-11-2005, 14:04:21
Yeah, I'm a bit puzzled too as to what exactly the production of porn movies covers in practice. But still, I say date.

Oerdin
17-11-2005, 14:34:26
If she was one of the actresses then I could see a reason to get uptight but since she's only a film crew member or editor there shouldn't be a problem. Maybe she's just trying to build her resume so she can get her foot in the door at a more main stream company.

JM^3
17-11-2005, 15:22:42
What do you mean by producer...?

And a lot of attractive women appear to be getting into porn these days... so I am betting that others have had this issue also...

JM

King_Ghidra
17-11-2005, 15:23:58
i'm sure that's a great help to him, maybe he could try an internet support forum, www.helpingguysworkoutwhethertodategirlsinporn.com

mr.G
17-11-2005, 15:25:07
:lol:

The Norks
17-11-2005, 15:31:12
fast forward 20 years....

Kitsuki, now Deputy Prime Minister, is on Question Time with an increasingly irascible Paxman asking him for the 14th time

'Did you or did you not date a porn film producer Minister?'

Gary
17-11-2005, 15:37:57
Kitsuki: "Date her ? Of course, and her mum, and her sister, and we had 12 kids between us."

Gary
17-11-2005, 15:40:03
I guess only the individual involved can decide whether they are ok with other studs dipping into their beloved all the working day.

King_Ghidra
17-11-2005, 15:42:15
she's a producer of movies, not cumshots

Japher
17-11-2005, 15:42:34
that sucks

Kitsuki
17-11-2005, 15:43:53
What KG said - shes not one of the actresses!

Then I most certainly wouldnt date her - can you imagine sitting in the office doing paperwork/on the phone to a difficult customer whilst your other half was getting basted with another guy's ball butter.

Funko
17-11-2005, 15:45:49
:lol:

The Norks
17-11-2005, 15:51:44
Originally posted by Kitsuki
What KG said - shes not one of the actresses!

Then I most certainly wouldnt date her - can you imagine sitting in the office doing paperwork/on the phone to a difficult customer whilst your other half was getting basted with another guy's ball butter.

Answer the question Minister. Yes or No.

Gary
17-11-2005, 15:52:01
In that case, ask her for a job !

Kitsuki
17-11-2005, 16:12:41
As far as I can tell, she edits scenes etc on a computer (ie. editor rather than producer really) and helps organise cover designs for DVD cases etc. I didnt really ask her all that much about it, ie. do you sit in the room watching them fuck etc...

Initial reaction Mose - laughed my ass off. She said, "I work in the porn industry." To which I made some wisecrack like, "Sure, I've starred in 17 double-pen shoots, I'm a pro me."

And then it wasnt a joke. :lol:

Funko
17-11-2005, 16:14:57
A (dutch) translator my dad used to employ had as a previous job "porn film dubber" but he said it was amazing how boring the dubbing was. He used to change the dialogue to more interesting things...

Nills Lagerbaak
17-11-2005, 16:21:10
Does anyone remember that awesome "(Blue)Jam" scene with the dutch porn stars.... Brilliant

Colon
17-11-2005, 20:08:47
Originally posted by The Norks
fast forward 20 years....

Kitsuki, now Deputy Prime Minister, is on Question Time with an increasingly irascible Paxman asking him for the 14th time

'Did you or did you not date a porn film producer Minister?'

I wouldn't be worried about at. Extrapolating on current trends, pron will high-brown culture by then.

Greg W
18-11-2005, 05:14:57
Date her. And fuck her. And video it. And ask her to edit it so that you can sell it.

Koshko
18-11-2005, 06:27:22
You'll never be able to satisfy her. She's already seen it all.

Drekkus
18-11-2005, 09:12:00
Originally posted by Funko
A (dutch) translator my dad used to employ had as a previous job "porn film dubber" but he said it was amazing how boring the dubbing was. He used to change the dialogue to more interesting things... Hell of a job, translating it form "Oh JA" to "Oh YEAH".

Funko
18-11-2005, 09:19:22
Exactly!

Drekkus
18-11-2005, 09:20:24
And DIEPER! into DEEPER!

Greg W
18-11-2005, 09:21:26
Well, in Japanese, they don't say they're cumming, they say they're going...

Weird fact of the day #1 (ignoring any other weird facts you may have heard today).

Drekkus
18-11-2005, 09:27:04
Makes more sense really

notyoueither
18-11-2005, 09:28:43
Originally posted by Drekkus
There's a biiiig gap between dating and introducing her to your parents. You could at least let her use you for your body before she tosses you aside for some pornstud.

:b:

:beer: